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Di dunia kultivasi, Su Tian adalah Pangeran Iblis yang ditakuti. Namun di puncak kekuatannya, ia dikhianati dan dibunuh oleh sahabat dan istrinya sendiri. 1000 tahun kemudian, Su Tian bereinkarnasi ke tubuh seorang pemuda miskin yang dijual sebagai suami kontrak kepada seorang alkemis cantik — Lin Yue — yang tak pernah percaya cinta. Kini, tanpa identitas dan tanpa kekuatan, Su Tian harus bangkit dari awal... sambil menghadapi dunia modern kultivasi yang telah berubah. Tapi siapa sangka... sang istri kontrak justru memiliki rahasia yang bisa menghancurkan seluruh Sekte Langit Mistis? Balas dendam. Cinta. Dan rahasia besar. Inilah kisah Su Tian yang akan menggetarkan sembilan alam!

Di tengah gemerlap ibu kota Longcheng, suami-suami Nyonya Gao menghilang tanpa jejak. Bukan penculikan, bukan pembunuhan, dan jelas bukan kebetulan biasa. Xu Jianhong, Menteri Perang yang nyaris kehabisan akal, terjebak dalam penyelidikan paling absurd dalam kariernya, ditemani dua saksi utama yang lebih banyak menambah masalah daripada memberikan solusi. Baili Zhiyu, bangsawan flamboyan yang lebih ahli mengkritik makanan daripada mengungkap misteri, dan... Pangeran Ketiga Xiǎo Zeyan, pengangguran kerajaan yang lebih rajin berburu diskon dim sum daripada menjalankan tugas kekaisaran. Saat penyelidikan beralih dari restoran mewah ke rumah judi, dari gosip ke ekonomi teh, satu hal menjadi jelas, hilangnya suami-suami itu lebih berbahaya daripada sekadar nasib buruk. Intrik. Humor. Misteri. Longcheng tak pernah seabsurd ini!

Saat cinta mematikan logika, aku menganggap Shanti adalah sebaik-baik istri. Tapi, ternyata dia tega berbuat zalim di belakangku. Sepasang penumpang yang memesan taksiku rupanya adalah istriku sendiri bersama dengan selingkuhannya. Aku marah. Marah sekali, merasa terhina dan harga diriku seperti ditelanjangi. Aku merencanakan sesuatu untuk membuat peringatan. Tapi ragu, karena ada hati yang harus dilindungi. Apa yang akan aku katakan pada Fikri, anak semata wayang kami tentang hubungan kami nanti?

Si Adrian Lewis ay napangasawa ang isa sa mga anak ng mayamang pamilya ng mga Ortiz. Subalit ang kaniyang buhay sa kamay ng mga manugang ay hindi maganda. Siya ay pinahirapan, inalipin dahil sa kaniyang estado sa buhay. Ngunit ang lahat ay may sukdulan sapagkat ang kaniyang pinakaiingatan na lihim ay pumutok. Nalaman ng lahat na siya ay isang tagapagmanang apo ng bilyonaryong si Don Albert Lewis at sa pagputok ng katotohanan, ginamit ito ni Adrian para paluhurin ang mga taong nag-alipusta sa kaniya kasama na ang kaniyang mga biyenan.

Saintess Love adalah novel fantasi romansa yang dicintai begitu banyak orang. Penulisnya sangat pandai memainkan perasaan pembaca. Hingga sanggup membuat semua pembaca novelnya, merasa hanyut dalam alur novelnya. Alurnya yang sulit ditebak, menjadi daya tarik sendiri. Karena kebanyakan pembaca, haus akan hal hal baru dan tidak mudah ditebak. Banyak pembaca yang telah menjadi korban kejahilan Author. Di mana sang Author kerap kali menceritakan sisi buruk antagonis di awal cerita. Lalu menceritakan alasan dibalik tindakan mereka tepat setelah mereka tiada. Sialnya kilas balik tokoh antagonis, selalu berhasil menarik simpati pembaca termasuk diriku. Hal yang paling mengesalkannya ialah, dalang dibalik kesengsaraan para tokoh antagonis malah bisa hidup senang hingga novelnya berakhir. Parahnya ... saat aku mengumpat kesal karena tak puas dengan akhir ceritanya, sesuatu yang tak masuk akal malah menimpaku. Aku yang hanya seorang budak perusahaan. Tersadar di tubuh tunangan pangeran terkutuk. Tepat sehari sebelum tokoh tersebut ditakdirkan tiada di dalam alur novelnya. "Dari sekian banyak tokoh, kenapa harus Lilian Audrey!"

For the eighteenth time, Samson brought home his new lover and enjoyed their intimacy right in front of me. Knowing he was doing this to get back at me, I just quietly picked up their scattered clothes. Five years ago, Samson was nearly killed in a kidnapping. Ignoring all his desperate pleas, I broke up with him and left the country. Five years later, he became the CEO of a major corporation and used his wealth to keep me at his side as his personal assistant. Every so often, he would bring home a different woman and flaunt their affection in front of me just to humiliate me. Samson never knew that I had saved him from those kidnappers five years ago—and that I was the one who couldn't let go of him. Things went on this way until he brought Judy back. My cousin, someone I had financially supported for years. When Judy proudly stroked her belly and told me she was pregnant with Samson’s baby, I just congratulated her calmly. Then, I turned and made a phone call. “Hello, about that Medical Support Project we discussed? I’ve decided—I’m ready to join.”

My husband, Theodore, was about to take his childhood sweetheart, Rosalie, around the world in a hot-air balloon when I was kidnapped by his enemy. They were about to throw me into a snake pit. I gave up asking Theodore for help and called my father-in-law instead. In my previous life, I begged Theodore to save me, even kneeling in front of the phone camera. Hence, he abandoned the hot-air balloon ride with Rosalie and rushed to negotiate with the kidnapper. Rosalie was all alone and angry. She took another hot-air balloon, but it exploded mid-way, causing her to die on the spot without even leaving behind an intact corpse. Hearing the bad news, Theodore showed a rare calm expression. He seemed to forget about Rosalie's existence and took me on a trip around the world. As we were sailing in Norwol, he suddenly pushed me into the sea. "I should never have saved you. Snake pit? Kidnapper? How could they have had the courage to push you into it? I should've never saved you if I knew it'd kill Rosalie. You should go to hell sooner!" When I opened my eyes again, I had come back to the day I was kidnapped. This time, I chose not to call for help. Humble love would only leave you bruised and battered.

After a near-death encounter, Gale, a weak and poor college student, unlocks the mysterious thing residing within him. It was a SYSTEM that can make him level up, with him growing stronger in each levels. It would give him power that will alter his destiny. A power that will catch the attention of the secret societies lurking in the shadows.

When I became pregnant, my gravely ill mother mentioned that her final wish was to witness my wedding. My boyfriend, William Jones, finally agrees to marry me after I have been asking for 99 days. Yet, on the wedding day, he never shows up, even though I was waiting in my gown at the hotel the whole day. The truth only emerges when someone found his marriage certificate that he had posted a month earlier on social media. He married his childhood sweetheart, Caroline Ashton, during that time. When my mother learns this, the shock triggers a fatal attack. She passes away despite the doctors' efforts. William sends me a message. "I'm sorry, honey. Caroline twisted her ankle, so I had to take care of her. We'll have our wedding next month, okay? I promise I'll make it up to you this time." … A month later, William prepares a lavish, grand wedding just for me. Dressed in a custom-tailored suit, he waits at the hotel. Yet, all he receives is the report from my abortion procedure. There is only one sentence on the back—"William, this is goodbye forever."

"Sabihin na lang natin na pagod na ako sa paglalaro at nais kung tigilan na ito? Gusto kong mapalapit sa iyo dahil gusto kita. Nais kong malaman kung pareho ba tayo ng gusto o mali lang ang interpretasyon ko sa kilos mo?" "Hindi, tama ka," pag-amin niya. "Pero nitong hapon lamang ay sinabi mo na ako ay isang komplikasyon na hindi mo kailangan." "Over-analyzing is second nature to me. It’s helps me more often than I care to count. Ngunit hindi sa pagkakataong ito." "Parang hindi naman ganoon iyon," masuri niyang sinabi. "Marahil ay narealized mo lamang na walang magandang patutunguhan ang pakikipagrelasyon sa akin." "I don’t care about the future. Ang tanging mahalaga lamang ay kung ano ang narito at ang ngayon. " Humakbang siya patungo sa kanya, pagkatapos ay isa pa, hanggang sa halos malanghap na niya ang halimuyak ng kanyang balat. “Ano ang masasabi mo, Lara?" he asked hoarsely. "Handa ka bang makipagsapalaran sa akin?"