Parenting Humor Quotes

“No can do. I'm a changed man now. The only pussy I want is my wife's," I drawl. She practically sputters, invisible steam oozing from her ears. "Get your filthy hands off me," she snarls. I lean in, my lips grazing her earlobe. “Why? Afraid that I'm going to find out how much your body still yearns for mine?" I drawl, and she shivers, pressing her thighs together as I squeeze her hip lightly. … I’ve hated Hayden Wolfe since high school. He made my life hell. When I’m suddenly thrown into an arranged marriage with him, I’m convinced I’ve hit rock bottom. He needs a wife to secure his position in his family’s billion-dollar empire. I need my father’s company to survive. Neither of us had a choice. Now we’re the perfect couple in public, and sworn enemies behind closed doors. And my new goal? Make Hayden Wolfe beg for a divorce. What started as late-night screaming matches explodes into hate filled kisses and touches that leaves me burning. Do I still hate him with every fiber of my being? Or am I already hopelessly, shamefully addicted to the man I promised to destroy? Warning: Mature content, intense bickering, mentions of dark themes such as psychological trauma, violence and emotional distress.

Ever been reborn? Nah I didn’t think so. Meet Stephanie Malloy, the girl who wakes up from a Two-year coma. Stephanie is re-introduced into a world that lacked the usual colors she was used to. Facing several betrayals from her fiancé and uncle; and shattered by the death of her parents, she seeks out revenge for those who wronged her. In a bid for revenge, she entangles herself with a certain eccentric billionaire who has a penchant for causing mischief. He propels her revenge plot and What started out to be a calculated revenge scheme evolves to be an unexpected love story. But her ex fiancé has something up his sleeves. Who will she end up with? After all every princess deserves her prince or Maybe not this princess?.Read to find out.

Belinda's adoptive family demanded that she marry as soon as possible because her half-sister and all her cousins ​​were already married, even though she was still in college. Furthermore, the main reason for this demand was that her adoptive family hated her and no longer wanted to care for her. On the first day of her fifth semester, Belinda caused trouble for the hot-tempered Brandon, which led to a rift between them on campus as professor and student. However, Brandon ultimately wanted to marry Belinda because his biological mother, who had been hidden for years in a remote hospital with access only to certain individuals, was in danger. Coincidentally, Belinda had volunteered to care for Brandon's mother. Recognizing that his own student, and the woman he hated most, was his mother's savior, Brandon decided to marry Belinda. Furthermore, his desire to marry Belinda was to avoid an arranged marriage he didn't want. Initially, Belinda didn't want to marry Brandon because of his excessive behavior, but now she was forced to do so to reap the benefits he offered her. However, Belinda didn't want their marriage to be widely publicized on campus or on social media. Both Belinda and Brandon were forced to stage a fake wedding. Their relationship has been filled with hatred since their first meeting, how did they fall in love? Who is the person who is after Brandon's mother's life?

Leia Welsh, the ex-ice hockey pro turned college student overnight, is faced with a life-altering decision after a career-ending injury, or so everyone thinks. Offered the chance to coach the men's hockey team, Leia must prove herself to a bunch of rowdy childish men who probably only listen to Taylor Swift. Especially Kohl Warren, the junior player with a major sexual issues with her. Amidst the chaos of college hormones and hockey sticks flying everywhere, Leia and Kohl form an unlikely bond. Can they put aside their differences and win the big game? Or will their egos clash and ruin it all?

After two months of surviving on her own, Kieran returns to Concord, stepping straight back into the suffocating warmth of family love she isn’t sure she’s ready for. Fresh from a funeral and carrying wounds no one fully understands, she’s greeted by watchful grandparents, anxious relatives, and questions about a future that no longer feels like hers to decide. Concord is familiar, comforting even, but it’s also filled with memories she hasn’t healed from. Chief among them is Lucas, the boy who was once her best friend and then, without warning, walked away. No explanation. No goodbye. Just silence that hurt deeper than any fight ever could. His absence lingers, heavy with unanswered questions and unspoken feelings Kieran has never allowed herself to name. Seeking space, Kieran escapes to her favorite spot by the lake, hoping for peace. Instead, fate intervenes. The unmistakable growl of a motorcycle announces Lucas’s return, changed, bigger, sharper, and undeniably no longer the boy she remembers. One glance is enough to shatter the fragile calm she’s built. The past isn’t buried. It’s right next door. As summer begins, Kieran is forced to confront unresolved hurt, broken trust, and the dangerous pull of someone who once knew her better than anyone else. Some friendships don’t end cleanly...and some feelings refuse to stay buried.

She was off-limits. He was forbidden. A reckless bet ignited a love that defied family, secrets and social class. Adina Marisol Rivera had always lived by her carefully mapped plans until she collided with a popular and wealthy playboy,Giovanni Atticus Malvetti. What started as a game of revenge turned into a passion neither of them could resist, dragging them into a world of hidden secrets, family feuds and betrayal. Eight years later, their children and their past forced them back together, proving that some love can’t be broken, no matter the odds.

The good girl, do no wrong employee who always plays by the rules finds herself in a place she never imagined. Life goes from simple to complicated in the blink of an eye. The new handsome, ruthless, demanding boss catches everyone's eye. But could he really be attracted to her. Could she allow herself to break the rules and risk it all? Or could his secrets threaten to end everything before it ever starts?

Ako si Lila, 18, akala ko normal lang ang buhay ko… hanggang sa pumasok siya sa buhay ko. Si Logan Hayes, 35, CEO, cold, ruthless, at sobrang possessive parang gusto niya akong i-claim lahat. Isang kontrata, isang kasal, at bigla na lang ako naging property niya. Todo ang kontrol niya sa akin sa galaw ko, sa isip, sa puso ko. Minsan natatakot ako, minsan hindi ko alam kung gustong-gusto ko rin ba. Pero isang bagay ang malinaw walang makakapaghiwalay sa akin at sa kanya.

Minsan, may mga tao na alam mong mali ang pagmamahal mo sa kanila… pero masarap pa rin. Si Isabella “Bella” Cruz, 22, ay tahimik at disiplinada. Si Rafael “Raf” Mendoza, 25, ay rebelde, mayabang, at mukhang wala sa ayos ang buhay niya—pero sa bawat ngiti niya, para kang nalulunod. Hindi nila inaasahan na ang isang gabi ng pagkakamali ay magiging simula ng isang malakas na apoy na hindi nila kayang patayin. Puno ng pang-aakit, ligaya, sakit, at lihim, matutuklasan ni Bella na minsan, ang paborito mong mali… ay yung pinakamalalim na sugat sa puso mo.

"Aku tahu, ini salah. kita tidak seharusnya. tapi.. aku mencintai kamu Diandra" Ungkapan hati seorang Ervan, sang kakak tiri. malam itu, keduanya mengungkapkan isi hati masing-masing. namun, saat keduanya resmi menjalin hubungan, akankah hubungan mereka berakhir, karena tentangan dari sang papa?