Pennywise Quotes Novels & Stories

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

he warned with mock seriousness. I snapped to attention, saluting him. “Roger that, captain.” Penny let out one of her signature fairy giggles. “Honestly, you guys are just dramatic. I actually enjoyed it!” Nathan and I exchanged a mutual eye-roll so powerful it could’ve triggered a minor earthquake. “Okay, buddies! Time to hit the cafeteria!” Penny squealed, grabbing both our arms like we were heading to Disneyland. But then her tone dropped into a venomous growl. “But that hulk of yours is not coming with us. I swear he can see right through my soul. Like....ugh! He’s a walking lie detector. A damn human radar.”

“Nah. I’m going to let it stew for a while. So when the truth finally hits her… boom. Mind completely blown.” I watched her, chest swelling with a fierce wave of pride. This woman was something else. “She even gave me some lovely advice,” Lizzie continued, her tone turning dramatically sweet. “She told me to make good use of my vagina now while it still grips properly.” I stared at her, caught between amusement and disgust. “What the hell is wrong with Penny?” “Right?” Lizzie laughed. “What lovely advice to give to a younger woman.” But she wasn’t done. She tilted her head, pretending to consider it. “In some weird way though… I think it’s actually sound advice.”

Wise interjected, his voice barely audible. Instantly, a surge of pure, unadulterated anger coursed through my veins, causing them to protrude from my face as it flushed a deep crimson. "Wise..." I seethed through gritted teeth, "You are undoubtedly the most intelligent and capable among my summons, but at times, you also display the greatest foolishness and lack of discretion."

"I want you to keep this in mind Janice, that pen is extremely dangerous if it's in the wrong hands. And right now, he who has the pen, Is Evil." I don't know what is more disturbing, the fact that there's a magical pen on the loose... in the hands of an unknown evil man, or the fact that I am horny as hell!!!

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

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Tanya laughed. "Mr. Wade, can Ms. Singer hear you when you're talking so softly? The walls are especially soundproofed in hotels…" And yet, she barely finished when a door opened and Penny stepped out, asking shyly, "I've never drunk before, Mr. Wade…" Charlie exclaimed in surprise, "Never? Even after you become an adult?" Penny nodded sheepishly. "Father always said it affects mind, judgment, and cult—" She cut herself off, as she wanted to say cultivation, but remembered Tanya was there too.

“You look gorgeous.” “Thanks.” “Don’t thank me, silly. What are friends for? Isn’t it beautiful?” She gestured toward the mirror. I turned. What the…? Mirror, mirror, who the fuck is that clown? If Pennywise saw me, he’d retire. “Thanks,” I said. “It’s… colorful.” Celeste giggled. Inside, I was screaming. The powder didn’t just miss—it was in another galaxy. I kept quiet. No way I was risking her comeback. At least I wasn’t chained to her all day. I’d scrub the mess off before class.

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.