Percy Jackson Headcanons Funny Novels & Stories

He exaggeratingly gasped and covered his mouth. "Aren't you pleased to see me, my friend?" said Ezekiel as he put his hand down from his mouth. Percy rolled his eyes and went back to his seat. He unconsciously stood up when he saw Ezekiel in front of him. He almost lost his cool and senses. "What the fuck are you doing here?" Percy bluntly uttered. Ezekiel mocked him and chuckled before sitting on the chair in front of Percy's desk. Percy glared at him. "Did I tell you to sit down?"

"What's so funny?" "Nothing." "Tell me." "I feel like I'm a child in your eyes." "Not a child. You're just an angel." "Now you know what I am. How am I supposed to go on living in this world?" Percival put his palm on his head and smiled all too happily.

Instinctively, Percy wanted to look for a mirror to check his hairline. He didn't expect Aria to give him a solution, "It might be best for you to get a girlfriend. Otherwise, it's bad for your health if you keep living alone." Percy immediately regretted asking Aria to check his pulse. Plus, wasn't Elijah sick? How could he type at such a rapid speed? Even Theo had to stifle his laughter. He should get out of the car if he couldn't hold back his laugh. Wait. Was Elijah… Percy quickly went on his phone. As expected, he saw everyone laughing at him in the group chat, especially Leon, who was making fun of him. "Going bald is something you should pay attention to. Percy, I have some wigs if yo

I act like all is well. I just sit and laugh while the three of them make me the butt of their jokes. They make fun of me being a pussy. They jump around me, clucking and flapping their arms to emphasize how I'm such a chicken. I don't mind, as long as it keeps Thor sane and entertained. "You all are a bunch of dick heads," I say after a while then stand up when I remember I promised Uncle Knox I would call him. The problem now is how to get away from Thor without questions asked

I managed to finish and all was quiet for about five seconds before Percy started to laugh. He tried to control himself a few times but failed, and then he ultimately gave up and allowed himself laugh. “Has anyone ever told you that you look so adorable when you’re serious.” Percy said after he was done laughing and I fought the urge to roll my eyes. Crossing my arm over my chest, I fixed him with a glare. “I overheard your conversation with Declan.” “I can't say I'm surprised, you were literally standing over there.” He pointed at the door.

he finished shamefacedly. Hera bursted out laughing and I joined her "Lucian, that is a hell of a way of thinking buddy. Your imaginations are quite wild" I told him in jest. "I know, I'm probably getting old" he replied, grinning idiotically. Hera shook her head at the absurdity of it all.

Marcus was watching his face in tension as he was going to say something important. "Fuck you!!!" He said. Jason laughed hard. "Jackson, I will restrain all your bank accounts. I swear." Marcus warned raising an eyebrow. He smirked. Jackson looked up at him in turmoil. A pout was on his face. "I am your big brother..." He said. arcus laughed loudly. Jackson then starts putting pancakes in his plate. He took pancakes poured maple syrup and chocolate sauce. His plate was filled with pancakes bathed in the sauces. They all were looking at his childish actions. He is so funny!!! Isabey controlled her laugh.

Percy unknowingly switched to his casual attitude and corrected him, but something seemed off aster he had corrected the Chairman. Blaze got up of his seat and the office chair he was seated on slide back to the window behind him. “What do you mean he is a guy? Are you telling me my son is obsessed with a guy” His face from before turned into that of a dragon's face, Percy who was half dead tried to calm him down but failed badly. “by obsession, I meant that he is after a guy he thinks is suspicious, so he wants to keep Miss Lucy away from him” Percy finally uttered the important part of the argument

Percy, on the other hand, is not a social creature. Add the fact that he despises my guts- “God, I can hear you thinking. For god sake, what do you want, Lucian? I’m drunk, and I can still hear you bitching about something in your head.” I eye him with a frown, and then something rings into my head. And I have to snicker silently. Of course, Percy hears that. He’s not about to miss anything. Who knew that even while drunk, he’s still a total loser?

Which would be later on. “Well… technically, it’s not really me and her but me and Hercules with the lord as a third wheeler.” He came clean and liked it. His face was so proud to state his future plan. “Oh oh…” Persephone was quick at the uptake. “I hate where this conversation leads us to.” Dionysus barked the loudest laughter he could summon. Hades’ face tightened even more. Persephone and he seemed to understand the implication of that laughter without a verbal context. It worried them to a certain extent.