Percy Jackson Jokes

Jackson “Jack” Bennet is the new Beta of the Greenway Pack. He immediately accepts the post after graduating from the Beta course, a four-year training program at the university for high-ranked wolves. Ashley is a lovely Omega with a childhood trauma Jack shares a backstory with, and now that he has seen her again, he is obsessed with perusing her attention. But Ashley is looking to have an independent life away from Greenway Pack. “Leave her alone. She never asked for your help, Beta.” Unexpectedly, Jack finds himself trapped in the hands of an evil Beta. And is Ashley who saves him choosing him as his fated mate. Not long after, Margaret appears in the picture recognizing him as his fated mate. Can a bond between three souls exist? “Am I a prick for loving two women at the same time? What would you do if you can't decide between the woman your heart wants and the woman the Moon Goddess created for you?” The Beta’s Unexpected Mates is Book Two in The Wolves of Greenway Series. The first part is a prequel, and the second part is about the Beta's poly relationship.

Book 1 of The Badboys' Series Shelly Anderson is an average student enduring a normal high-school life. Max Jackson is known as the most mysterious player and bad boy at school. She likes going unnoticed at school and does not like to be the talk of everyone. He is one of the popular guys and does not care about what others think. She likes her own free time, reading her books and spending it on Netflix and she prefers to be alone in a quiet space instead of feeling alone in a crowd. He is often seen hanging out with his two friends, Connor McAllister, the playboy of the school and Alex Maynard, the friendly one among these three but also a jerk to others. She is antisocial and a loser, well, nerd to others as she gets straight A's. He is a rich spoilt brat and gets whatever he wishes to have by hook or by crook. Dancing and reading books is her passion. Racing and fighting is his obsession. What happens when Max becomes her new neighbour? With them clashing again and again, will Shelly be able to cope with him? Will he be able to make her his without telling her about his dangerous secrets?

Jessiah is a make-up artist aspiring to break into the modeling and beauty industry. She moves to LA when she lands a job at one of the biggest production companies in Hollywood. On her first week on the job, she meets Jenson Ross, a big-deal actor with a murky past and a dark secret only a privileged few know about. × Genres: Romance, Werewolf, Crime EXCERPT [BOOK I of CALI ALPHAS ] _ _ _ "Dollface," he murmured with a little smirk. He snickered and caressed the back of her head, pulling her closer to his chest. "You're like an antidepressant, in human form." Her breath caught.  Her heart sped up when his hug tightened. His warm face pressed onto her neck, his strong hands lightly squeezing her hips. Moments like this only worsened her attraction to him.  The flirty jokes, the easy conversations, the small smiles, his furtive glances, and his unusually sweet gestures lately... She was in deep trouble. Was he kissing her neck?  Shit. He was no longer thinking straight.  About this. About her. About the consequences. He drew her closer when she tried to pull away. As if he didn't want her out of his sight. While his beard scraped her skin, his thighs touched hers. Her throat ached as he stared into her eyes. "Dammit," he sighed, his thumb tracing the curve of her neck, his touch both gentle and eager.  "Why are you so f-cking beautiful?"  "Joss, I need to g—" "Why now?" he murmured, stroking her cheek. He wasn't acting drunk or playing with her.  Not like this. He wouldn't. Not with her real feelings barely held together by some unspoken truths. Otherwise he wouldn't dare let it get this far.  But why wouldn't he let go? "Just stay. Please. Stay here with me." _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Olivia Rose Summers, was a girl raised by her grandmother and protected from the cruel world until her death which brought a great sadness upon the young girl. She was brought to her father whom she had never seen and all she hoped for was to be able to bear it all. She would never have imagined that someone like her could fall in love with a mafia heir. Mason John Jackson was living in a whole different world compared to Olivia's. A world ruled by violence. He was confused when he met her and her personality irked him. How was he to know that this was her first experience seeing his world? He never imagined himself with her, not that there was anything negative about her, just that she was the opposite of everything he is. She came into their lives and brought out the best part in them. Even in those who regarded her as naïve, illegitimate and unwanted. Excerpt: "I love your blue eyes. Makes me think about a peaceful sea.” She said getting lost in his orbs. “And I love your brown ones. Makes me think about the earth, natural and beautiful.” He told her truthfully looking deeply into her eyes.

What if you had it all? Popular girl at school, the boyfriend everyone wanted, daughter of the Alpha. What if, in just a brief moment, everything was torn from you, your family, friends, title, and you were now looked down upon, scorned? Emily Ravenport had all that. She was next in line to take over as Alpha, the first in her pack. She was popular, and had the boyfriend everyone wished was theirs. She was the girl everyone wanted to be. Now eighteen, Emily was excited for the mating ritual, this meant she could finally be mated to Jackson Ledger and be with him completely. She had been waiting for this night since they had gotten together four years earlier. However, the night did not go as planned. While at the mating ritual, Emily began to go into heat, attracting every male to her. This could only mean one thing, she was a Sigma, the lowest of the low, the scorned members of the pack. After being shunned by everyone, and stripped from everything she had ever known, Emily was forced to live as a Sigma, being a slave to the pack. Her life was no longer her own. Just as she was about to give up on everything completely, Lucas Trenton shows up, taking her away from her life and helps her find her true potential.

As a young girl, Amelia had the dreams of her own especially to get married to that man that would love and cherish her. Amelia is the first daughter of the Jackson's family, she was the girl that had it all, breathtaking looks, a father who loves her a lot, a Fiance who was handsome and rich. Unfortunately, she also has a stepmother and stepsister who could ruin everything for her. Betrayed by her step sister, And her best friend, Anabella ended up having a night stand with a stranger. Few months later when she found out about her pregnancy, Amelia was kicked out from her home by her father who value his reputation more than anything else. Six years later, now a superstar actress, A man barges into her life and offered to take her hands in marriage and also take care of Her triplet boys. Not this time when she already had it all. A successful career and three adorable sons. She definitely won't need a man to mess things up for her. ** Mr.Quinn the youngest billionaire was in search of the woman he had a naughty night stand with when he was drunk ... Six years later, he stumbled upon four handsome boys who looked exactly like himself and exclaimed "Who Is your mother?" .

After catching her husband in bed with her step-sister, Kayla Nikolai is left heartbroken and in a pool of blood when she demands an explanation. But the ultimate betrayal comes when Jackson, her ex-husband, serves her divorce papers while she's recovering in the hospital asking her to stay away from him. Completely destroyed, Kayla leaves the hospital in a haste before she's discharged and runs away. She doesn't make it very far and her weak body gives out at the border. She's rescued by a rogue who turns out to be her brother-in-law, Callan, who had been presumed dead for five long years. When they discover the mate bond between them, he tells her he only has one goal; get revenge on his brother and anyone who forced him into exile. Seeing that she had the same goal, she decided to unite with him and defeat their common enemy. But as their arrangement continues, lines begin to blurb as feelings and emotions get involved. Kayla starts to crave for more but could she be aiming too high? Would this be the happy ending she has always dreamed of or was she wrong to partner with and trust a Rogue? Will they claim their revenge and succumb to their passion, or will the ghosts of their past destroy their future?"

Nova is a nonbinary teen who recently moved to Brooklyn New York with their Mother and older sister. After catching her husband cheating yet again, their mother files for divorce and moves back into her childhood home in Brooklyn with her Puerto Rican parents. Nova kills off their old Identity as Shawn Jackson to live their truth in their new home and finds new friends and a steamy romantic interest in the city. Aldo Reed is a young musician who recently graduated college with a liberal arts degree, not that it has done him any good. Sure the girls back in college loved the whole angsty musician gig, but now that he's out of school working as a barista in a local coffee shop by day and playing random gigs all over Brooklyn and with luck in Manhattan barely pays the bills let alone bring in real love.He has always been fine with the hook-ups, but yearns to find his true love. maybe he's just a hopeless romantic, that's what his friends all tell him, anyway. Aldo is smitten with the beauty Nova when they come to one of his gigs, yet pursuing Nova could be a challenge due to both age difference and the ambiguity of Nova's gender. What if Nova has a penis? does that make him gay if he is attracted to them?

Ang tanging hiling lamang ni Reeca Abenejo ay makapagtrabaho muli matapos nang siya ay matagal ng maaksidente. Sa tulong ng bestfriend niya na siyang kumupkop at nag-alaga sa kaniya na si Farah at nobyo nitong si Jackson ay pumasok siya bilang kasambahay sa isang pinaka makapangyarihan at mayaman na si Nickolai Vrikzor Straugher, ang nakakatakot na Mafia at nakakatindig balahibo na pagkatao nito. Ang inaakala niyang pagiging kasambahay ay nauwi bilang taga-alaga sa dalawa nitong anak na si Zor at Neeca . Anu ang kaniyang magiging buhay sa pagtakbo ng bawat araw na unti unting natutunan niya mahalin ang mga bata na para bang tunay na mga anak. Ang di niya inaasahan ay mas lalong magpapatibok ng kaniyang puso ay ang Ama ng dalawang bata. Pilit niyang itatago ang paghanga na nadarama sa tuwing magtatama ang kanilang mga mata. Paano kung ang akala niyang lahat ay normal lang yun pala ay puro kasinungalingan. Isang pagsabog sa kaniyang katauhan ang biglang gigimbal na bahagi sa kaniyang nakaraan.

Dala ng kahirapan ay napilitan si Sabrina na huminto sa pag-aaral at maghanap ng trabaho. Dobleng dagok ang dumating sa buhay niya nang sunod-sunod na mamatay ang kanilang mga magulang, at biglang paglaho ng kaniyang kapatid. Kailangan niyang maghanap ng trabaho para buhayin ang sarili at para makapag-ipon ng pang-tuition sa susunod na pasokan. She ended up applying for an assistant secretary in one of the biggest entertainment companies of the country. And her boss is no other than Mr. Jackson Samaniego, the dubbed Devil Incarnate in the business industry. Masama ang ugali, palaging galit at higit sa lahat siya ang palaging pinag-iinitan nito. Pero kahit na gano’n ay pilit na iniintindi ni Sabrina ang amo dahil hindi naman lingid sa kaalaman nila ang nangyari sa asawa nito, at talagang kapit siya sa patalim. Pero paano kung isang pangyayari ang babago sa ikot ng mundo nila? Kakayanin kaya ni Sabrina ang hagupit ng galit nito? Kakayanin niya bang manatili sa tabi nito at pilit na ayusin ang pira-piraso nitong puso?