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I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

Funniest thing is that I never had feelings for her and would never. I was advised to date her but it became more complicated when I found out that she had slept with 70% of my friends and I wasn't even sure she used condom. I noticed she didn't even smile when she saw me but I needed her help time around and would do anything to pretend to like her. Before she would call my name softly as soon as she sees me but this time, it was different. "Hi Georgia, I thought I'd never see you again," Was that a good line or did I do bad in delivering that stunning line? She didn't seem to smile and it made me more offended.

I trailed his hand to his face, his very attractively punchable face. I sneered at him. He looked probably eighteen or nineteen. "Can I help you?" "No, but your gorgeous sister can," is that even a pickup line? I scoffed. I looked at Sapphire. She still had the fork in her mouth. She was staring at me as if trying to read my reaction. I frowned, my lips forming into a thin line.

Ashamed? I flick back to my chat with Chris, and my breath stalls. His message has dropped in, a whole paragraph, but my eyes catch only the last line: *(Will you be my girlfriend?)*

” She turned around and I swallowed, she was even more gorgeous up close, her eyes were like jewels and her hair was like gold, along with the face of an angel. “ Do you think your little pickup line is going to work on me, huh? I bet you have girls swooning over you with that pickup line but listen here buddy, I am not like them. I don’t need you to tell me I’m hot. Now, if you don’t mind, my sister and I are trying to watch a movie so kindly take your pick up line somewhere else.” She turned around and I heard the people in the theater clap and applause. I sat there bewildered. No one had ever talked to me that way.

She scoffed. "Just like a candle can burn my shirt, I want to dump my hot sperm in you. Do you care to burn too?" I whispered, my fingertips grazing her arm. "Is that a pickup line? Sperms don't burn, sir." I chuckled, yanking her more closer to me so that her lips are pressed against my hard chest. "Tell me what my sperm does to you then? If it doesn't burn, tell me what happens when you feel it in you or better still when I release it and it flows down your pussy."

So, I beg to ask the question, "So, Mirabelle, do you come here often." I listen as she starts to chuckle but a pitch too fast and pull her eyes away from the book that she is so intently reading, "Damien, you do know that is the worst pick-up line that you can get." I only but shake my head at her, "What do you mean by pick-up line?" She gasps at me in amazement as she now places her book on her lap. As she turns her body to face me completely, that goddamn awkward feeling pops up, but she continues. "I mean, you are trying to pick me up. Aren't you?"

She asked herself. “... That is my favorite suit. It's a limited edition. Now that is said, you own me, but I’m not asking for money. I want you to act like we are a couple because there’s a girl at my table, and she used to stalk me. She would only stop if she knew I was dating someone, that I’m in a serious relationship.” He said while panting. Her face is still in disbelief, “What the fuck?” She mumbles then laughs. “Is this some kind of new pick-up line you are trying? Because it doesn’t work and of all people why are you trying it, to me?” She asked, then continued laughing.

Just one line from her made me release my grip. "I'm ready" Fvck!!!

* - *Mason* I smiled at his attempt at flirting. *that was so cheesy. haha* - *Me* *oh you haven't seen cheesy* - *Mason* I raised my brow and seconds later , another text came in. *Is it just me, or do you make every room you enter instantly brighter?* - *Mason* I laughed out loud at this. *hahaha. did you just G****e this?* - *Me* *I don't have to G****e pickup lines , Dahlia. I'm just naturally good.* - *Mason*