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Ryan Dixon and Jeff Gray don't like each other. Every time they meet, they are filled with hate. They both have feelings for the school idol, but they didn't expect the other party to actually be a cross-dressing man. In a moment his worldview was shaken. Ryan Dixon got attached and bound with a Supernatural System and it told him, “Hey Ryan, I am attached to you now and I will make sure you build up your friendship with Jeff and tasks will be given to you at random, and Penalties will be imposed if they are not completed on time” Ryan Dixon sneered coldly, "What a joke! I won't! and that will never happen" “Hehe… That’s so gonna happen as your host in-between, You will have to listen to me or get ready to see the WORST things.” The system exploded. Afterwards, the system made Ryan disappear from his present position and appeared in an Unknown Place…(FIND OUT MORE IN THE STORY) . . . THIS IS WHEN IT ALL BEGAN….

There is nothing like a perfect love story, every story has its own flaws. It is a love story of college girl Kriti and a struggling boy Aadi. They were passionately in love with each other even distance between their city can't keep them apart but little misunderstanding shook their love paradise. After being in long distance relationship for three years when close by distance their heart grew apart. Explore a love story of middle class Indian couple with lot of twist, tragedy and lots of love. Excerpt: "Will you never forgive me?" He asked with distressed tone. "When I needed you the most you abandoned me and now you want a second chance? What a joke !" She looked at him with a smirk and turned around leaving Aadi speechless. " I know i made a mistake I'll never abandon you again, I'll pursue you until you forgives me."he muttered to himself and smiled before running after her.

Evangeline has a destiny...to be the greatest hunter ever born. Trained by her father, Evangeline has learned to be as cold and remorseless as the werewolves she hunts until her 18th birthday when everything changes. Meeting a strange wolf awakens something within her and Evangeline finds herself pitted against two worlds: the one she was raised in and the one that she was taught to loath. Has destiny played a cruel joke on her and she's fated to a wolf? Or is there another hunter hidden within her waiting to escape?

A year after Easton Carter turns down my 99th proposal, he calls me in the middle of the night, crying like his world's falling apart. He says his grandmother is dying and her last wish is to see him married. He tells me he's finally ready. He's already ordered the dress and booked the venue. But when I show up at the venue in my wedding dress, his friends burst out laughing. "You actually believed that? And you even swapped the cheap dress he ordered for a custom-made one? You're the queen of pathetic!" Then one of them yells, "Look, the groom's side piece showed up to crash the wedding!" "Security, come get this homewrecker!" Guests turn to stare like they're watching a joke unfold. Easton doesn't even look at me. He turns to the woman he loves and says, "I told you I'd ruin this wedding for you. I meant it. If you can't have him, no one will!" She gives him a satisfactory smile. Then, he finally glances at me. "Tina said you did her a favor today. When we get married, you can be the bridesmaid, and you can still spend time with us after that." So, he brought me here just to help his sweetheart ruin her crush's wedding. But when Easton finally looks up at the wedding banner and realizes that I'm the bride, his eyes flare with rage.

Edward and I held our engagement party in Las Vegas. Everything seemed perfect—until someone suggested a game of Truth or Dare. One of Edward's female coworkers looked me straight in the eye. "I am pregnant. It is your fiancé's baby." Laughter burst out around us. Everyone thought it was a joke—except Edward. After the trip, we returned home. He looked uneasy. "I'm the father of Juliet's baby," he admitted. "Don't overthink it. We were on a business trip and got too drunk with a client. We accidentally spent the night together. "She is from a British aristocratic family. Reputation matters a lot to her. She will never marry me. She only wants to have the baby and raise it alone." "So what are you saying?" I asked. "I am the father. I have to take responsibility. I will stay in the apartment I rented for her and take care of her pregnancy on weekdays, and come home on weekends. "Our wedding will be delayed. We will get married after the baby is borned." I gave a small smile. So he had it all planned out. He was just here to inform me. He let out a sigh of relief, picked up his Rimowa suitcase, and walked out without looking back. I wiped the tears off my face and began packing away all the memories of our relationship. Suddenly, my phone buzzed. The voice on the other end sounded messy and emotional. "Margot, I freaking love you. Don't marry him. Marry me instead." I froze for a second, then replied, "Okay."

While I was bleeding heavily from my miscarriage, the hospital needed a family member to sign some documents urgently. The nurse frantically called my husband on my phone. After more than ten rejected calls, he finally answered, his voice a frustrated yell, "I'm busy! Don't bother me with these little things!" When we tried calling again, I realized he had blocked my number. Despite the pain, I forced myself to sit up and sign the papers. Tragically, our baby couldn't be saved. Later, I saw a viral video of my husband kissing his childhood sweetheart under fireworks. "It was just a silly joke," she said, "but he surprised me by lighting up the whole city with fireworks as a present!" Seeing their matching wedding rings, I wordlessly slipped off the simple ring I'd worn for five years and threw it in the bin. After coming so close to death, he was now insignificant to me.

I thought your promises were real, but they were a joke. You came to happiness, make a mess afterwards, then disappear. No good will come from accepting betrayal from a trusted one, that's what happened to Green Elira Natusha. After enduring the deep heartbreak of her lover's infidelity, Green considered all men were just the same, equally untrustworthy for making such a promises. Langit Danendra Adyaksa, the man who came after Green's heartbreak was slowly able to bring her out of her pain and wound. Langit who started out as a nobody turned out to be the most special, all because the man had turned Green's point of view that not all men were like his former lover. But everything changed after they got married, Langit showed his truly personalities, and it was so hard for Green, there was something Green didn't know until becoming his wife. The happiness Green had imagined and Langit promised it prevously were all gone, turning into all restrictions and rules to do, Green who at first thought marrying Langit was the best decision suddenly turn back her mind. Langit was there when Green needs to cure her wounds. After her wounds were healed, Langit gave a new one with every deed and accusation laid down. Green was disappointed in Langit, but she was sure and believed that God ws planning something for her, but what? Why does the universe always take her for a joke? Can Green step out of her misery and smile happily?

The day Jack Prescott's family went "bankrupt," he dumped me on the spot. "My mom's house is getting auctioned. I don't want you dragged into this." I actually bought it. Went against my family and stuck by him, slinging street food just to scrape by. "Don't stress. I'll help you buy it back." Three years of nonstop work—burn scars up and down my arms—and I finally scraped together a small fortune. The day we were supposed to sign the papers, I caught him on the phone. "Jack, you coming back?" some guy asked. Jack flicked his cigarette, all smug. "What's the rush? I'm still milking this sad little simp. She's totally whipped. It just keeps getting funnier." All that time, all that love? Just a joke to him.

My sister and I married into wealthy families at the same time and became glamorous society wives. She had been childhood sweethearts with her husband, a CEO who was admired and respected by all. On the surface, their marriage was harmonious and respectful. But three years after the wedding, she got drunk one night and tearfully confessed to me. "Carrie… he's seeing someone else. He even has a love child now. They've been together longer than we've been married. He's been lying to me all this time. I'm just a joke to him." My eyes burned, brimming with unshed tears. "Actually… Kai's cheating too. He even bought his mistress a luxury car." We cried together all night. Gradually, our sorrow slowly turned into cold, clear resolve. "I don't want that bastard anymore, Carrie." "It's okay, Rachel. If you're walking away, I am too. I don't want my scumbag husband either." After a long talk, we made our final decision: Since this life wasn't working, we'd disappear. We'd leave it all behind and vanish without a trace.

After I married Riccardo, the Don of the Moretti family, he paraded a string of mistresses in front of me. He never gave me a second glance. But on our tenth anniversary—right after my father’s death—he suddenly promised me half of his empire. The catch? In return, he planned to seize control of all my family’s arms-dealing routes. That pissed off his favorite mistress. She cornered him on his yacht, demanding he take his words back. Then she fell overboard and died. An “accident.” After she died, Riccardo went insane. He took it all out on me. He tied me to the back of his yacht. He dragged me through the sea, a human anchor, until the rocks shattered my legs. The rocks shattered my legs, crippling me for life. I became the family’s shame. Then, as I lay helpless, he finished the job with poison. Then I opened my eyes. I was back on the day Angelo Marino—the head of our rival family—proposed to me. In my last life, my family forced me to say no. He came for me, a one-man army. He killed Riccardo, but died in the process. This time, I looked at his kind face and nodded. Yes. But as we embraced, Riccardo appeared. He ripped me from Angelo's arms and claimed me as his own. That’s when I realized the cruelest joke of all. My monster was back, too.