Pinoy Humor Jokes

“Do you know why he married you?” Her smile was cruel, her blind eyes staring straight through me. “Because you’re wearing my eyes and he promised to protect them.” My breath caught, but she wasn’t done. She leaned closer, as she whispered in my ears “Face it, Olivia. You’re nothing but my replacement.” Leonard always seemed like the perfect husband, until she woke from her five-year coma and shattered my world with the truth. He married me for my eyes. Eyes that once belonged to her. I should have known his overprotectiveness wasn’t love, it was guilt. And now, with a life growing inside me, I realized I wasn’t just a substitute wife. I was a placeholder in a story that was never mine to begin with. Shattered and pregnant, I disappeared, leaving behind the man who never truly saw me and a secret he never knew existed. Years later, I return. No longer his fragile, obedient wife, but a woman with a new name, a hidden son, and a plan to ruin the billionaire who broke me. But in a game where love and vengeance collide, the most dangerous twist isn’t my fury it’s the fire that never died between us. He made me a substitute. Now, I’ll make him suffer.

Nagpakasal si Julliane sa edad na dalawang pu't taong gulang dahil sa isang sirkumtansya na nangyari sa kanyang pamilya. Hindi siya gusto ng lalaki na pinakasalan niya. At sa ikalawang araw ng kanilang kasal ay pinadala siya nito sa Amerika para doon magpatuloy ng pag-aaral. Pero muli siyang nagbalik sa Pilipinas makalipas ng tatlong taon dahil malubha na ang sakit ng kanyang ina. At may isa pa siyang gustong gawin, ito ay ang pirmahan ang annulment paper na nakahanda na agad sa unang pagkikita pa pa lang nila ng kanyang asawa. Pero nagtaka si Julliane, dahil hindi agad pinirmahan ng lalaki ang papeles, dahil dito ay naisip niya na baka may kaunting pag-asa sa kanya na sana ay matutunan rin siyang mahalin ng kanyang asawa.

Samantha was never meant to survive. Found abandoned at the edge of the wolf pack’s territory, she was a fragile human child in a world of sharp fangs and unbreakable laws. The Alpha wanted nothing to do with her, but one woman defied him, taking Samantha in, raising her as her own, and shielding her from the brutal ways of the pack. But no amount of love could change what she was: an outsider. A girl without claws, without a howl. Sienna, the woman’s true daughter, never let her forget it. With whispers of doubt and cruel schemes, she poisoned the pack against Samantha, determined to see her cast out once and for all. But standing between Samantha and her sister’s hatred was Derek the Alpha’s son. He should have ignored her, should have turned his back like the rest. Instead, he became her silent protector, drawn to the fire in her eyes and the strength in her spirit. As tensions rise and secrets unravel, Samantha is faced with a choice to continue hiding in the shadows or carve out a place for herself among the wolves. But some in the pack would rather see her dead than see her rise. And the closer she gets to Derek, the more dangerous her existence becomes. Because in a world where only the strong survive, a human girl is either prey… or something far more dangerous.

Rejected by her mate for being unfit as a Luna, Lyra is shattered, and determined to prove her worth. When her twin brother, Rowan, falls ill, their parents hide him away. With war drawing near and Alpha heirs sent to train at the elite Alpha Academy, Lyra disguises herself as Rowan to protect her pack’s honor. Now living among future Alphas, she must master her wolf, fight harder than anyone, and keep her identity secret. But one enemy threatens it all. Killian, a ruthless Alpha, hates “Rowan” for reasons he can’t explain…until his wolf reacts. Mated to a boy? Impossible. As war nears, Lyra must choose: keep lying and survive…or risk it all for her second-chance mate.

Alexa thought her life was perfect, until Anna came along. The woman who shattered her family, stole her father’s heart, claimed his fortune, and even snatched away Alexa’s ex-boyfriend. Determined to reclaim everything she lost, Alexa enters a contract marriage with Bryan, a dangerously wealthy billionaire whose power, influence, and resources are her weapons of revenge. Bryan, on the other hand, only wanted one thing, freedom. Marrying Alexa was his first step toward cutting the strings of his controlling parents and making a choice that was entirely his. What began as a cold arrangement soon melts into something deeper. But just when love begins to bloom, a ruthless enemy strikes, tearing them apart and leaving Alexa shattered once more. As secrets unravel and her past collides with her present, Alexa realizes there’s more at stake than just revenge. Can she rise above the pain to reclaim her life, and her heart? Or will love and vengeance lead her down separate paths forever?

Carrie Dalton had to marry her boss, Shane Blackwood, the CEO of Blackwood Marketing Incorporated as insisted by his mother; the family matriarch, Eleanor Blackwood. Not knowing she was going to be a pawn in a dangerous corporate war…caught between family loyalties and a love she had to fight for. Yet, despite his hostility, Carrie fell for the man who refused to see her worth. For several months, she endured his indifference until a storm made him realize how much he actually loved her. But a cruel scheme shattered everything a few months later. She was framed…and cast her out. Brokenhearted, Carrie disappeared; pregnant and alone.

Love was never soft. It was loaded. New York City, 1950. Behind velvet curtains and glittering chandeliers, the city’s elite dance to the tune of money, politics, and blood. Amy Finn is a cold-blooded mafia boss with a reputation as deadly as the gun she keeps hidden in her tailored tuxedo. She doesn’t make mistakes. Not anymore. Especially not with women. Especially not with daughters of the enemy. Eliano “Ellie” Marchetti is young, wealthy, and restless — born into the family that betrayed Amy and the woman she once loved. But when Ellie sneaks into a forbidden warehouse one night and witnesses something she was never meant to see, their lives collide. Obsessed, fascinated, and dangerously drawn to each other, Ellie and Amy begin a slow-burning dance of dominance, desire, and secrets too explosive to bury. But Ellie doesn’t know the truth — about her mother, about the war she was born into, and the woman whose heart Amy once vowed never to touch again. One woman is fire. The other is the match. And some love stories are written in gunpowder.

Caca Aurora Tifani atau orang-orang di sekelilingku biasa memanggil Caca, aku tak pernah menyangka hidupku akan berubah menjadi mimpi buruk setelah dijual oleh ibu tiriku sendiri. Di usia tujuh belas tahun, aku dipaksa menikah dengan putra seorang wanita kaya raya yang memiliki mata tajam seperti ular dan senyum yang tak pernah benar-benar sampai ke mata. Orang-orang bilang, aku beruntung karena akan menjadi menantu keluarga terpandang. Tapi kenyataannya jauh lebih mengerikan dari yang kubayangkan. Suamiku, pria yang bahkan belum pernah kutatap langsung wajahnya, dikurung dalam sebuah kamar gelap di sayap timur rumah besar itu—sebuah ruangan yang selalu tertutup rapat, lembap, dan sunyi, seolah menyimpan rahasia kelam yang tak boleh diusik. Mereka bilang dia sakit. Tapi tak ada dokter yang berani memeriksanya. Tak ada pelayan yang selamat setelah masuk ke ruangannya. Setiap yang masuk… tidak pernah keluar dalam keadaan sama. Beberapa hilang tanpa jejak. Sisanya, ditemukan dalam keadaan mengenaskan—penuh luka, pandangan kosong, atau sekadar tubuh dingin yang tak bernyawa. Kini, aku adalah istrinya. Dan waktuku tinggal sedikit sebelum aku harus masuk ke kamar itu… ke dalam kegelapan yang bahkan cahaya pun takut memasukinya. Apa sebenarnya yang disembunyikan keluarga ini? Siapa sebenarnya pria yang kini menjadi suamiku? Dan... kenapa aku merasa semua ini bukan kebetulan?

Une rencontre aléatoire sur une application de rencontre conduit Amelia à une nuit inoubliable avec un inconnu. Mais lorsqu’elle prend son nouveau poste, elle découvre que son aventure d’un soir n’est autre qu’Ethan Blackwood, son patron milliardaire qui ne croit pas en l’amour. Désormais prise entre désir et danger, Amelia pourra-t-elle survivre aux secrets, aux jeux de pouvoir et à la tentation qu’implique l’amour d’un homme comme lui ?

He pressed our hands together, mixing our blood as he spoke the words that sealed my fate. “I, Alpha Kayden Maxwell of the Blood Moon pack, reject Leah James as my mate.” The words hit me like a punch to the chest, knocking the air from my lungs. The pain that followed was unbearable, like my soul was being torn in two. I gasped and clutched my chest as the bond between us snapped. “I… I, Leah James, accept your rejection.” Kayden turned away from me as if I was nothing more than a nuisance. “Now that that’s done, I have another announcement. Selena will be my mate. She has all the qualities of a future Luna.” The crowd erupted into cheers. Their approval for Selena was loud and clear. I watched as she stepped forward. She leaned into Kayden as if to mark her territory. The sight of them together made my stomach turn. ********************************* Leah’s world shatters when her fated mate, Alpha Kayden, rejects her for another. Heartbroken, she discovers that she is not just an ordinary wolf. In fact, she is the last heir to a powerful bloodline. As dark forces rise and her hidden powers awaken, Leah must face the truth about her past and the dangerous future ahead. With a prophecy threatening to destroy everything, Leah is forced to choose between love and power. Can she and Kayden stop the coming storm or will her destiny tear them apart forever?