Pinoy Q And A Jokes

"Cheat on him," panimula nito at nagulat ako sa sinabi nya. "W-What?" "Cheat on him and let him find out or see that you cheated, then divorce Elthon." "Bakit? Bakit ko naman gagawin yon sa asawa ko?!" "You know from that I don't like you for my son! Kong hindi ka lang buntis nong time na pinakasalan ka nya hinding-hindi ako papayag na kayong dalawa magpakasal ng araw na yon, tapos ano? Dahil sa katangahan mo nakunan ka! And now I want you to stay away from my son at wag na wag kang mag papakita ulit sakanya!" "No, I love Elthon, Tita. Hinding-hindi ko sya hihiwalaya--" "Kung gusto mo pang makita ang mga magulang mo, susunod ka sa sasabihin ko."

A love triangle between A mafia who is a lover from her past and her new boss who is her present lover.. Hailey, a twenty five year old lady who sets out on a quest to find herself but falls in love with Andre who poses to be a nice person just to get her love, hidding the fact that he is an Obsessive ex-drug addict and a Mafia. The truth about his true self begins to unravel when they got engaged, He became obsessed and Abuses Hailey even when she tries to help him. Hailey plans to run away from the city after she lost her child and almost her own life. With the help of Greg Andre's friend she was able to flee from Andre and moves to New-York. There she started anew working as personal assistant for Colton, A widower and the CEO of a big legal firm in New- York city. Opposite attracts when a cold and mean Colton falls in love with Hailey. She also found love in the eyes of Colton's daughter Abbie. Who became mute after witnessing her mother's death but with Hailey in their lives Abbie learns to speak again unveiling the truth behind her mum's death. When things seems to have started to fall in place, Hailey's past came back to hunt her and this time He has sworn to never let anyone have her nor Hailey finding peace.

Karim Walton, CEO of Walton Pharma Group, offered Adira to marry him for two years. She agreed out of love and got pregnant midway through her two-year contract. The night of his birthday, Karim found her sleeping with his stepbrother while Adira caught him naked and having sex with Ryza. It was a mistake that led Karim to strangle her and lose his unborn son. He had just arrived at the hospital when his bodyguard greeted him. " Boss, Maam Adira has left her room. " " Where is she? " " A powerful rich man took her up. " " What? Find her and bring her back! " “ No way, boss; your wife now is more powerful than you. We are powerless to take her back. ” Five years later, a group of luxury cars passed beside him at the airport. He was stunned upon seeing his wife get out of the luxury car. She was escorted by a group of bodyguards while holding a four-year-old boy who resembled him. When the CEO realized his mistake, he seemed to lose his GAME.

A cold and ruthless Mafia Kingpin, "kill or be killed" is what Louis lives by... Until he meets Sarina: a sexy, mysterious woman who turns his life upside down. Follow Louis's journey as he transitions from a young, teenage boy into a mob boss, as he is influenced by his crime lord stepfather Steve Sawyers. Watch Louis as he is thrown into a dark and dangerous world of drug smuggling, gun trafficking, money laundering, fraud, sex, psychopaths and murderers... There aren't any friends on these streets.

Lily lives in a refugee camp with her mother and father. One day, her father is approached by some men offering him work. He takes up the offer in the hope to provide for his family, but Lily never sees him again. Soon later, her mother is shot dead escaping some rapists in the woods. With both of her parents gone, Lily is left to fend for herself, dragged into the heartbreaking, brutal world of human trafficking, when she comes across a man named Lazarus Landucci.

Isang gabi lang pero nabago na husto ang buhay ni Althea. tatlong taon ang lumipas at nagtagpo muli ang landas nila. Ano kaya ang mangyayari sa muli nilang pagkikita. Magkakaroon ba ng chance na may mabuong pagmamahal sa kanilang dalawa. Magkakaroon ba sila ng pagkakataon para makilala ang isa't isa o tulad nun una ay iiwasan muli ni Althea ang binata. Vhans

If you've read the book of life, then you must know the story about the Fallen and the descendants of Anak. Well the leader of the fallen has a new trick up his sleeves. What if, the sons of the fallen weren't completed terminated in the destruction of the world; but their blood and powers, transcended through generations, until five bastards of the new age with immense powers, corresponding to the forces of mother nature are handpicked by the devil himself and used as puppets to destroy the world. What happens happens to his beautiful garden of Eden when there are no heroes: only villains? Who will save it before Armageddon comes: or would this be it????

Sa mundo kung saan kayamanan at kagandahan ang siyang tinitingala upang makuha ang hinahangad na tagumpay. Isang anak ng bilyonaryo na nagngangalang Larry Evangelista ang magiging biktima ng inggit at kataksilan mula sa kanyang matalik na kaibigan at kasintahan. Sa pag-akyat ng tatlong magkakaibigan sa isang mataas na bundok. Isang maitim na plano ang magaganap na siyang magpapaiba sa buhay ng karamihan. Dito magsisimula ang agawan ng kapangyarihan, kayamanan at kahit ang kasintahan. Samantalang mabubuo naman ang isang pagmamahalan na hindi sinasadya sa pagitan ng isang babaeng lumaki sa bundok at isang anak ng bilyonaryo na nagkaroon ng amnesia. Kung maling pag-ibig ang naging dahilan ng pagtataksil, isang hindi inaasahang pag-ibig din ang magiging daan upang makabalik sa dating buhay at isagawa ang paghihiganti upang makuha ang katarungan na hinahangad. Sa pagkawala ng kanyang memorya muli niya kayang mabawi ang itinayo at pinaghirapan ng namayapang amang bilyonaryo na may pag-aari ng malaking kompanya at hindi mabilang na halaga ng kayamanan na ipinamana sa kanya ng namayapang ama sa gahamang madrasta at sa ibang kasabwat nito? Ano ang magiging papel sa paglabas ng tunay na ina na matagal nang inasam-asam ni Larry makatutulong ba ito o magiging isa sa mga kontrabida sa kanyang buhay? Sa huli ba'y magkakamit ba ang totoong pag-ibig sa kabila ng kaniyang galit at paghihiganti?

Warning: Mature Content | R18+ Simula pagkabata ay palagi na lang sunod utos si Juliette Quinn sa kaniyang ama. Gusto ng ama niya na maging makapangyarihan pagdating sa yaman at impluwensiya at gagawin nito ang lahat para matupad iyon. Kaya naman walang pagdadalawang isip na pinagkasundo siya ng kaniyang ama sa bilyonaryong angkan at pinakamakapangyarihan sa lahat. The Ruthless Billionaire named Maximilian Hades Rajama is the person you don't want to fight. Arranged marriage is the key just to satisfy his father's greediness. As she is not a naive young lady but want to live kahit na mala-impyerno ang buhay niya— sinunod niya ang kaniyang ama. Ngunit hindi niya inaakala na magbabago ang buhay niya nang makilala ang isang Maximillian Hades. As he is the powerful son of Rajama Clan, she couldn't disobey his commands. Ang apoy na nagliliyab sa katawan ni Juliette ay mas lalong pinaliyab ni Maximilian. They lust each other but that's not it— as they both want each other deeply the problems arise from each family. Juliette Quinn is still in hell no matter what. Could she escape or will she forever be in this hellish world? Dark Romance Series

Since childhood, Gael grew up in a messy family. There's no day and night that Gael does not see his father abusing his mother and his younger brother, and himself. Because his father abused his mother, one day he woke up only to find that his mother had left the two of them in the care of their abusive father. Since then, Gael lost his smile, and fate became cruel to him. Gael's mixed-up life became even more difficult after encountering a cruel Gangster... What fateful events would unfold between the two?