Don't Open the Door on Doomsday Night
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On the day the zombie outbreak occurs, I tell my boyfriend, Valerio Petrucci, to come over and hide in my apartment, where my front door is already reinforced.
Soon, sounds of the door being knocked can be heard. I'm about to get up when transparent comment bubbles appear in front of my eyes.
"Don't open the door! Valerio isn't the only one out there—there are a bunch of loan sharks with him as well!"
"One of them is already infected with the zombie virus and is about to turn into a zombie!"
"You'll die if you let them in!"
Someone knocks on the door once again at that moment.