Pooh Shiesty Quotes Novels & Stories

Or better yet, to anyone! "Hey Langston," I called out. "Where are we even going?" He shrugs, "Somewhere down the road." I glowered, "Langston..." He nods toward a house that is located somewhere down the road, "No kidding, it is just somewhere down the road- Shit!" I faced him and started coughing to cover up my laughter. Langston slipped in a pile of what he just said: Shit. Poop. Crap. The thing that comes out of one's butthole.

3rd Person's POV " GIVE IT BACK" Nishant shouted as soon as zeeshant snatched his phone from his hand. "NO" Zeeshant replied while running away from him. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MONKEY" Nishant shouted. "WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF SO LOUDLY" Zeeshant shouted back. "I WAS TALKING TO YOU , YOU ARE THE MONKEY" Nishant shouted "BRO I SEE NO MIRROR HERE" Zeeshant said it to Nishant

I said keeping an innocent face. "Ohh! My little panda...Don't know how much times cuter you look now. My little bundle of happiness, I could leave anything for you and you are thinking that I will leave you and that too at 3:00am mid night. Who does that?" He exclaimed being startled? "I love you my pooh! My little rhino....you are just a little heavier don't jump on me otherwise you will break one of my bone." He cracked a joke in reward of which he was prized with a set of punches in his stomach.

“I don’t know. What’s boring?” “Boring. Boring is boring. Who wants a boring life?” “Me?” “Bullshit,” she says. “Only assholes want boring lives.” I laugh and cry until I reach the pizza. Then I just inhale cheese and pepperoni like it’s going out of style, all the while surrounded by the love of my ridiculously not-boring family.

Keeping quiet doesn't mean I'm a dunce. I don't care what she does but if she says any stupid things to me again, I'll show her I'm from the street and I've seen lots of shits in life, hers is just something I can puff away.

This is a safe space free of judgment here Olivia: To each their own Olivia: If your own is someone pissing on you in the golden shower (or vice versa), then Olivia: You know Olivia: All is fair in piss Olivia: XDDDD Olivia: I'm so f*cking funny Olivia: Anyway, you didn't reply Ash: Do you ever shut up Olivia: I mean, I could, but why should I? :/ Olivia: Can we go back to the pee subject?

Fish alone is a heavenly taste but this! " Oh! Slow down cheetah! There are tons more no need to wolf down like a starving cat." How can I? When I am one! Wait a minute. .. these are strangely detailed puns. ... I turn to look at him about to ask about it but then he passes me another and my body wolfed it down automatically. " That good huh?" I nodded my head not bothering to stop eating to reply to him. I then feel his hand patting my head like a kid.

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

Zane asked in a serious voice. "Yeah you are not doing anything properly, whoever taught you that did a very bad job, so you had better unlearn that because like I said earlier, you look like a cat that was hit by a train or erm...wait let me look for the right word to describe you.. yeah!!! I found it, constipated puppy, that Is the word I have been looking for. You look like a constipated puppy," Shirley said in happiness when she found the right word to describe his facial expression.

They are amazed that someone like Dokyeom knows deep quotes like this. “Me too! Me too! I also know one quotes,” Hoshi cheerfully said while raising his hands. He also forged a cough and fixed his sitting postures. Next, he squinted his eyes, and acted as if he’s going to cry. “Wayne Charlie once said this: ‘I guess I am still holding on to something that I know will probably never happen, because somehow deep down inside me, I have this little piece of hope that someday, it will.”