Pooh Shiesty Quotes Romane & Geschichten

“Ahh! They are all shouting and screaming. The wild deadly bees are attacking to them. Stefanie laughed sarcastically and shouted to them. “Idiots! Do you think that I’m good that you expect! Hell! I’m good at pretending! Next time check or asked what inside the bag, or maybe you didn’t used your brain! An idiots like you is always an idiots forever!” then she run straight back to their place.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Emily hissed with this disgust and it was at this point that I heard enough "If you two idiots want to talk about me, how about you do it to my face instead of talking shit amongst yourself and acting like two stupid cowards? You seem to have a lot to say, so say to me instead and stop being so unnecessarily loud!" I hissed in frustration, getting sick and tired of having to deal with their constant pokin g.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ving to deal with their constant poking.

“Why does this crap always happen to me?” “Because you have the mouth of a sailor and the impulse control of a raccoon in a candy store,” she replied, dead serious. “Okay, rude. But accurate.” She suddenly snapped her fingers like she’d just solved world peace. “Wait! What if you say you were quoting Shakespeare?” I stared. “Shakespeare. And what play, exactly, has the line ‘Fuck you, shit’ in rapid-fire succession?” She shrugged. “A modern interpretation?” “I’m gonna modernly interpret my foot into your shin.”

I grin like a Cheshire cat. Let's do this shit.

As Bethany watched him roll over the ground like a small puppy, she crossed her arms. "HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA! You're stupid!" "Hah, excuse me?" "You're stupid, is what I said!" He screams, "What door would ever answer to you? They aren't living things! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bethany bites her lip hard. "I dare you to say that one more time!" "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're really a stupid person!"

he huffed with crossed arms. And that’s when my mouth went out of control. “Stuck up child,” I scoffed. “Poop Queen,” Dre scowled. “Pissy wolf,” I snapped back. “Crap head,” he hissed back. “Very original,” I rolled my eyes. “You are so full of shit that you can only think about it and its synonyms,” I pointed out with a winning smirk which soon curved down. “Nah uh. I am describing exactly what I see,” with a braying laugh, Dre teased. Donkey. “If I see all kinds of shits in front of me, then that is what I am gonna say. Now fart off from here,” he added.

“Yeah? So was the last guy I was involved with. Been there, done that, have the tie-dyed T-shirt and the roach clip to prove it. Move along, Picasso.” “You always such a smartass?” “Better than being a dumbass. Which is what you are if you think I’m gonna fall for your line of bullshit. Move.”