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APHRODISIA

APHRODISIA

“ Fuck, I’m so stupid” The idiot beside me grins and cups his ear “ what was that? I didn’t quite hear you with all the noise around” I give him a deadpanned look. “ Stop playing with me. The only sound here is from the music box at the other end of the room” He shrugs “ Can’t blame me. It’s not everyday one gets to hear Marcello Andres admit he’s at fault. But, before I go further, in what ways exactly, did you demonstrate this stupidity?”
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He was once MINE

He was once MINE

I wonder how I always end up being called the dumb one. “I don’t know, use your stupid brain” Scott said. “Who the fuck are you calling stupid?. Do I need to remind you that my IQ is a lot higher than yours” She ranted or should I say yelled making me distance the phone from my ear. “Right now, I feel as if my own IQ is higher than yours because if you’re unable to make up a flimsy excuse, then am quite happy to say that you’re the most dumb person I have ever met” Scott said and Jer starts to try and break the argument and talk about the situation at hand but the two idiots are not listening. I immediately cut the call, if I listen to their argument one more time, I will literally commit a
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Harvey York's Rise to Power

Harvey York's Rise to Power

“Holy sh*t! This is the first time I have ever met someone this funny! Are you a moron?” “Did this guy watch too many TV dramas? Does he really think that he can get money out just by putting a sticker and pretending to be rich? Does he even have a brain?” The crowd broke into peals of laughter. They had seen people who tried to boast, but they had never met anyone who showed off the way Harvey did. Anyone who dared to walk around with a card that had an Amex Black Card sticker on it must be either a dumbass, or a moron. This was priceless!
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Maryann Massey
I can't get all my bonuses. I click on the read ones and I don't get them. I read the chapters then I go back to get the bonus and I cant get get back to that page at all I keep trying and I only end up on the chapter I just read or other books I may like it won't take back to the bonus page to coll
Abdirizack Haji
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Her Painful Revenge

Her Painful Revenge

, He laughed at me "You're stüpīd!", He even grabbed his stomach haha funny I'm stupid? Stupid? Me? Stupid? Fvck you! "I hate you!", He stopped laughing and began being serious "Take back what you said!", Oh he's angry, again, I must be the one to get angry! "I do not want!" "One!" "Two!", I replied, will we play a counting game huh is he the only one who knows how to count? I know how, too!
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Biker Beta And His DirTy little LUNA

Biker Beta And His DirTy little LUNA

So fucking pathetic. "Don't do anything stupid, Diane," he said. “Ha!” A bitter, mocking laugh tore out of my throat. I stared at him, my vision blurring with fresh tears. "Anything stupid?" I whispered. "You're telling me not to do anything stupid, Dom?” I asked. “Haven't I been stupid all this while? Of course I have. I am stupid. Every single thing I have been doing for the past years has been completely stupid!"
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Yours, Forever: Falling for my Stalker CEO

Yours, Forever: Falling for my Stalker CEO

"Did you just call me stupid?" "Have you ever heard this saying, Act according to how you want to be addressed?" "Yes?" Russell bowed his head, chuckling, before he said, "You acted stupid, so I called you that. And you, again, just proved your stupidity." "You-"
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Love After Divorce

Love After Divorce

How could she have heard him say something like that? Was she stupid or was he crazy? She was stunned for a long time and didn't say anything. It was not until that man repeated it that Stella realized that she hadn't misheard him. Just as she was about to seriously think about this problem, a tiny Stella appeared in her mind and punched her. The tiny Stella glared at her and warned, "Stella aren't you stupid? Think about what he just said. He is probably just teasing you. If you are seriously thinking about it, you are stupid, really stupid."
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Val
The worse novel I've read in the past 3 years! A waste of money which I would gladly ask for a refund. The story of abuse, mental and physical violence, and harassment. A stupid, powerless, useless woman falls for an SM monster, and stays at her son's expenses.
Prasanna polipalli
such a stupid story... irritating characters... lady lost the brain cells, how she live by herself for 6 years.. laughable, no back bone. it's too much than lag like daily serial. what is the meaning of this worst story.. one simple day activities,I'm reading around more than 20 episodes
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Trapped With You

Trapped With You

I'm really stupid. To my surprise, Bennet burst out laughing. He retreated to the bed and sat there, clutching his stomach in laughter. "Hahahahaha! You looked stupid out there, wife! What's with the cross thing? Hahahahaha! Idiocracy suits you, Nicky! You look stupid!"
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Bed deal

Bed deal

Jeevika's Pov.:- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! So stupid of me! He was collecting the bowls from the drawer to make the table before serving the food and here so stupid of me to act like a fool. What i was even thinking in the first place!? Huff! I've made a fool out of myself in front of him! And now he's making fun of me. So embarrassing!
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The Darkside of the Moon

The Darkside of the Moon

Love is the easiest thing in the world when it happens by accident, but it doesn’t get real until you do it on purpose. We all must be stupid at some point in life; this is actually what makes us humans. Any human that has never been stupid has never fallen in love. And any human that has never fallen in love, has never really lived. That’s why ‘being stupid’ is more of a compliment than an insult… it simply means you’re a human who has emotions and has learned to live and let live.
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Comedians often make idiocy into an art form, intentionally blurring the line between profound nonsense and sheer absurdity. My favorite has to be Mitch Hedberg’s 'I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.' It’s stupidly perfect in its circular, self-negating logic that feels like a brain short-circuit. It’s not trying to be wise; it’s just stating the obvious in a way that makes the obvious seem newly ridiculous.

Another one I think about too much is from Steven Wright: 'I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen... and replaced by exact duplicates.' It’s a stupid premise that opens up this weird philosophical wormhole about identity and perception, all delivered with his trademark deadpan. The quotes that stick aren’t just dumb jokes, they’re little thought-bombs that explode on a delay.

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