Poops His Pants

BLURB .... nonymous 2:0: How does it feels like to drown?, To be covered not in water, but with the blood of this damn life.. I have experienced that, and trust me when I say am an expert on everything that's bad, you name it: Murder, bullying, depression... Everything!, and I had decided to live with that...Oh god, I was fine living that way and literally thought that would be how the last years of my university would go, but fuck, I was so damn wrong immediately he appeared along, the pest, and the dumbass roommate, I have never wanted: That dickhead, LUCAS! LUCAS: As a student who won a scholarship during his third year to a new university, life's gonna be pretty hard, meaning I would have to catch up with the notes, lectures blah blah blah (You know the rest), but what I actually cared about was to make friends, get along with my new roommate, and graduate happily like any other happy ever after, but what the fuck happened?... All my dreams immediately crashed down when I moved in and met him...The university demon, MY DEAR ROOMMATE! Note: This is a bl novel, not straight, and some parts are dark, but don't let it scare you away, cause what's a novel without romance and spice?....

Alyssa Brown, a simple yet extremely hot lady became a secretary to Xavier Winthrop. Her dreams of getting a better job, taking care of her family since her father left them was finally complete but then she fell in love with him. ••• “Do you have any feelings for me.” He asked and I stared at him. “Yes....yes I do.” “Am sorry it’s going to be one-sided, because I don’t love you and remember this is a business organization not a love arena.” ******* How will Alyssa adjust to the new affection towards her boss and taking care of his daughter, who wouldn’t reciprocate her feelings? What happens when they finally fall in love? Will they have their happy ending?

Axel Aiden Hodreal has an impeccable memory and prosopagnosia. He has met many people, but there is one person he will never forget in his entire life. Three years ago, he met this person unexpectedly after saving him from drowning in the sea. He was eager to waste all of his resources just to find the lady that made his heart stumble until he met Schina Louise Mallari – a genius college student who made him feel the same way Axel felt about the girl he had met before. Will Axel continue searching for the girl after meeting Schina, or will he forget about her? But what if she suddenly appears in front of him?

BOOK 1: HIS BODYGUARD WIFE Maayos na ginagampanan ni West ang mga normal na gawain niya bilang isang mafia queen subalit nagkaroon ng malaking pagbabago sa takbo ng kan'yang buhay matapos sabihin ng ama na siya ay kasal na. *** Nang ibigay kay West ng ama ang misyon na protektahan ang kan'yang asawa na walang kaide-ideya na sila ay kasal na at mula sa pamilya ng mga mafia ay nagpas'ya siyang maging bodyguard nito subalit habang nakakasama niya ito ay unti-unti niyang nararamdaman ang mga emosyon na matagal niya ng kinalimutan lalo na ang sakit na dulot ng pagmamahal. Paano pro-protektahan ng isang mafia queen ang kan'yang hot tempered na asawa kung maraming pangyayari ang magaganap na malayo sa inaasahan niya?

Alexander knight richest man in the world. His wealth and power knew no boundry. Every female and male die to get one glance from him but they are afraid of him. It is said that he rules both buisness and underworld. He dont even blink an eye to kill a person. Li Luna an orphan who became a doctor with her hard work. She belives that no one in this world has any right to kill eacthother. That's why she try to save peoples life everday. What happens when a man who kills people without blinking an eye gets obessed with a girl who saves life everyday? THIS NOVEL IS COMPLETED . COMPLETED

Cara is out to get revenge on her parents murder and their stolen legacy. She uses Quinn to get her vengeance in a booty call agreement. Will she be able to win him over? Will she succeed in her plan? Will her plan go accordingly?

RACE MURKY LUCIDITY VASQUEZ was feared by many, most of 'em are the one who knows his true personality. He needs to control himself since he's also the President of their campus. He wasn't expecting to meet such a troublesome and a pain in the ass woman, no one even dares to speak back to him but she's the first. As the days goes by, he offered to be her butler and a bodyguard. But the one that he's been admiring secretly was a lethal. Would he continue admiring her after what he've found out?

Paano mo nga ba matatanggap ang pagmamahal ng taong ang unang motibo nang paibigin ka ay gamitin ka sa masama? Alea De Vera dreamed to find a man like her father, but when destiny started playing with her, she found herself falling for the bad boy son of the man who abused her mother. When hatred consumes a fragile heart, will love be enough to heal the wounds caused by the past?

"Vaxel Jericho, do you take Clarissa Vicente to be your lawfully wedded wife, to live together in matrimony?" The priest asked. He bends to her ear, his face showing nothing but hate. "I vow to live together in hate, making you spend the rest of your life in agony and pain, and making you pay for the sins of your mother" he whispered to her ear. "To love her, to comfort her, to honor her and to cherish her?" "To hate you, punish you, to break you and get you fucked up" "In good health and in sickness, forsaking all others, until death do you part”? The priest asked. "In depression and in sickness, through tears and even at death we part not" his vows whisper to the ears of his bride. Fear written all over her face, she let the tear drop. This was just the beginning. ~~~ The war between both families, Vicente's and Jericho's, had started years before the heir's were born. Both families would never be seen in the same place at the same time, the mere mention of the name was a problem and caused a rise of anger. But something crazy happens and the heir and heiress of both families fall in love, as they say love happens. Falling in love was a crime and when both families find out about the little love affair between Vaxel and Clarissa the two are separated. Five years later, an accident occurs in Vaxel's welcome party, an accident that forces him to do the forbidden thing. He forcefully marries Clarissa in order to make her pay for the sin she never committed. The sins of her mother.

BLURB: Five years ago, Althea ran away from her marriage. No goodbyes, no explanations—just a desperate escape from a life she never wanted. Now, fate plays a cruel joke on her when she unknowingly applies for a job at Montevista Group of Companies, only to come face-to-face with the man she abandoned… Xander Montevista He’s no longer the reckless man she once knew. He’s powerful. Dangerous. And merciless. At sa unang araw pa lang ng trabaho niya, isang nakakakilabot na tanong ang sumalubong sa kanya— "Are you still a virgin, my wife?" And just like that, her nightmare begins. Xander is furious. He wants answers. He wants revenge. But above all—he wants her back. And this time… Althea can never escape him again.