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Public account, what a whore. The profile picture is different from the one she’d seen yesterday. This one captures Moni smiling openly at the camera, about as beautiful as always, but looking to be inside a club, a glass in her hand. Name is Moni. I love dogs, yoga, chocolate and travelling!!!, the description says, followed by a bunch of sunny emojis. Moni is the childish type when it comes to his virtual life, then. She has 852 followers, which speaks of an affluent social life. So do her photos. Moni seems like an i* maniac, with posts of landscapes, her dog – and of course, herself.

Suddenly they all seemed to think it was funny to post their bums and bra clad boobs as their profile pictures, asking the rest of us what we thought the lead character would like to do to that. Mostly I was just thinking what I would like to do the all the shapely figures I was being teased with. My curious friend though, did not seem to be joining in, I admit I was a bit disappointed as out of all the others she had always intrigued me most. She seemed to have a very sweet nature, her comments were always kind and fair and I was eager to put a face to her name.

I looked at it and smiled when I saw his picture. "He's very handsome. A few strands of his blonde hair fell on his face. He has captivating light brown eyes, and his skin is so flawless that you can't see any purse. His lips are thin and pink, so soft just by looking at them, and he has a piercing on his ears, two on the right and one on the left. He has a very charismatic feature and is very appealing. Sighed, I hope he won't kill me if ever we cross paths again.

Well, fuck. I spend the next minutes looking at their profiles, one was a high school kid, one a gay rights activist, another an 80 year old man with only a picture of his wife and dog posted, I found that cute. One was a young professor, another seemed to be a fake AI account, I keep seeing more of the likes, I almost give up until… I come across a private account, with nothing but ‘vegetarian’ in the bio, no profile pic, no further info.

Family vacations, him at graduation with a crooked cap and arms crossed like he already owned the world. Then, older shots. One in particular caught my eye. A guy… same height, similar build, dark hair. They were laughing at a rooftop bar, arms around shoulders. It looked… intimate. In a way none of the pictures that followed did. And then, another. They were at the beach, shirtless and visibly drunk. One at the club too, lips brushing cheeks, drinks raised. My stomach twisted. Who the hell was that? I kept scrolling. The photos stopped being cute.

but I didn't want to get my hopes up. My own profile had a picture of me shirtless and showing half of my face, with a couple of small moles next to my eyebrow that guys might be able to use as an identifier. It hadn't worked yet, but I left that as my main picture just in case it could happen someday.

Also, do you have more pictures? Not just the profile kind. I want to see more of them. I want to know what they look like when they’re just existing, not posing. Something about that makes it feel more real. The_Triumvirate has shared images with you. I click the first one and immediately cover my mouth to muffle the gasp that slips out. There, on the screen, are three c*cks. Big, thick, veined, and almost too perfect to be real. For a second, I can’t do anything but stare.

Some have profile photos and others are simply left blank. "Where's his account?" I asked, without looking at Beta Luke. I saw Beta Luke's hand pointing to an account that came from the second list. The account has a profile photo in the form of a cartoon. Actually I'm not sure if it's Levin Gaillard's account. I clicked on it and it showed me a social media account that didn't have much information posted on it. There are only two photos uploaded, one photo as a new profile photo which is a picture of a character in a cartoon and the other photo is a picture of a person.

Instead of calling her, I added her on F******k first. After she approved my request, I sent her the video about the call she had made before Judith had had her operation in the hospital. After I sent the message to Comfort, I saw Haick's F******k profile picture. He had used a photo of his as his profile picture. I had never really paid attention to the profile photo on his F******k account. I clicked open the picture, enlarging it. Only then did I realize that it was a photo of him when he was in college.

“I think I have just what you are looking for.” A mischievous smile spreads across my face. “Oh, I need to look for an amazing picture for my profile, too. I want something that will make Brett cream his shorts, but not something too flashy that will chase the girls away. I need to be friends with both.”