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“I think I have just what you are looking for.” A mischievous smile spreads across my face. “Oh, I need to look for an amazing picture for my profile, too. I want something that will make Brett cream his shorts, but not something too flashy that will chase the girls away. I need to be friends with both.”

Only the name was a lie. Then it was time for the body description. I said I was slim,a bit of a large stomach, and a petite figure.For my profile picture, the site wanted a clear photo of me holding a sign with my username and the site's name to prove I was real. They said this picture wouldn't be posted, and I could use whatever I wanted for my main profile picture as long as it followed the rules.

-Lindy Can't stop love -Mill I love that song so much. -Lindy I smiled. And now I'm off to your I*******m babe. Do you have nudes there? ;)-Mill PERVERT!!! -Lindy I laughed. I was joking. -Mill I opened her I*******m and saw a few pictures of her. There was a picture of this Starbucks coffee, a piece of chocolate cake, a sunset photo, her OOTD, her nails done colored with pink, this one she said it was a ponytail day, her birthday dress, and a few selfies.

I smile beautifully while Ali stares at me. It seems like little butterflies want to escape from my stomach. I adjusted my seat and it had a heart reaction. Ali: Is my profile picture okay? Rain: Sure. That's sweet, huh! I thought that our profile pictures should also be changed to be a couple, so I bought a nice picture. I chose the Flying Fiesta picture with Ali on my shoulder. In less than a minute, Ali's heart immediately reacted to that. After that was his chat that almost made me melt with so much happiness.

There are thousands of his pictures, some alone, some with people. "Maybe he's not as heartless as I thought," I ponder as I scroll through the images, looking for any sign of vulnerability or emotion in his eyes. But then I come across a picture that stops me in my tracks. It's a candid shot of him, taken by someone else at a party. He's laughing, head thrown back, eyes crinkled with joy, and his smile is so wide that it lights up the entire room.

A second later, her eyes grew wide in shock. “Ahemm..I see. Nice!..” “You should change your profile picture, it was too formal.” She was taken aback. “Umm.. okay?” Her eyes darted sideways. “Yeah, you should replace it with a more candid photo.” He said as they walked back to their line. She nodded. “Got it.” He had a point. The photo she used was the only photo inside her wallet. It was a copy of an ID picture. It really was too formal for a social media account profile picture.

From Ria, the professor, Johnny and randos I know not. Having no particular use for the phone, my finger, by its own sheer will goes to Vicky's page. I- I mean, it swipes and scrolls through all his pictures. I let my eyes linger on some more than others. One of them being him posting the sluttiest picture in social media history. I know that's an exaggeration but that's how I feel. Vicky is clad in thongs, that is visible through the netty pantyhose he has on. There are fur boots on his feet that match the fur jacket on. I shamelessly save the pictures. All 13 of them.

Finn isn’t fazed by the scrutiny, and I’m not surprised given his job as a cop. “Oh, I have all the goods, a few incriminating photos too and am very willing to share.” Finn laughs, pulling his phone from his back pocket and bringing up a bunch of embarrassing photos of me. The first one is from when we went to have a picnic at the park and got rained on. When we were running to the car with all our stuff I tripped and ended up face first in a mud puddle. The photo is of me standing there, face and body so covered in mud all you can see are my eyes. “Oh dear, you poor thing.” GeGe laughs as she looks at the phone, giggling away. “I would love a copy of that one please.”

Some where it was just her, smiling, bare of makeup, her hair up in a messy bun and the others where it was her and the three musketeers-lucy, Molly, Issa and sure enough she outshone all of them. I didn’t like her pictures being this public but I liked that she was happy. I stumbled my way to her comment section. --where have you been all my life gorgeous? -Nash4D [some asshole with an overly sprayed tan as his profile picture] --Drop you pin baby -Tommy.c..[a grandpa with a beat up toupee on his head] The other comments that followed were even gnarly than the first ones. There was specifically one dickhead that described what he wanted to do to her and I crammed his username and profile pi

I sat frozen, numb at the image I was seeing on the news channel. My photo was plastered all over CNN and all I could do was sit there and stare at my F******k profile pic from five years ago when I was like sixteen, I was wearing a bikini top sunglasses and a geeky smile plastered all over my face. Besides being mortified at the fact that I never got around at removing that picture from my profile, what bothered me more was the heading. ENEMY OF THE WORLD…