Psycho Weasel Roger Rabbit Novels & Stories

" Ahh! Stupid me. How did I believe George could tackle this? Now I got more work for myself. Gosh! I had him. His neck was at my trigger. Rozelle, stop thinking with your heart stupid a*s! " She jumped a couple of bushes but as soon as she came near the rabbit hole, a group of girls and boys came rushing at her, screaming and yelling. They grabbed Rozelle as if they were drowning and found an anchor. One would think a lion was after them. But then, it turned out it was just a big sized rodent. " Get off me! " Rozelle yelled as they finally moved away from her. " What are you? Five? You scream like that because of a rat? Get out of here. Now! I don't have time for anymore babies sulking in t

"You can't even fight Evelyn, but you're confident you can beat Ryan?" “Ah, so your collaborators sneaked on me? Was she ambushing behind my back, helping you escape an accident?" Roger suddenly came to his senses. “So it is, I see; you two are cowards.” "Damned!" I mumbled and then spoke, making excuses. "It's okay; there's no such thing." But I know Roger isn't stupid; he raised his eyebrows. “Stop talking; she dares to sneak up on me. Let me find her and teach her a lesson.”

She was rather new and I didn’t know her name, but I think she mostly hung around Robin and Joyce, who were Halley’s old pals… “Rabbit,” I continued the introduction, pointing to the next guy in line. “Because I fuck like one,” Rabbit proudly announced and--- sure enough, he had a lady on his lap, that was practically giving him a lap dance. I like Rabbit well enough, but considering he was married and still fucked the club whores, never really sat right with me. I didn’t say anything because it wasn’t any of my business, but that didn’t mean I liked it any…

He shrugged, and on gazing at her, a smile twitched on his lips "You look cuter when angry... Like this rabbit I owned when I was little, her name was Ritz." Rosie's heart melted against her will, but she still kept a strong stance. She was not going to turn jelly just because he had compared her to his rabbit. Who even does that? She hardened her face, and peered at him through her nose. "Don't compare me to a fucking rabbit. I'm a human being and a hot looking one at that..."

The tabby’s eyes glinted with dry amusement. “You mean the hunt for the dragon prince’s—” began a scruffy grey cockatoo perched above, but the cat shot it a glare. “Yeah, yeah, you get the point. No need spellin’ it out, feather-brains. Use yer head, will ya?” A hoarse, wheezy laugh erupted from a balding rabbit still stuck in its cage. Its mangy brown fur stood in strange patches, as though bitten off by disease, or worse.

The bunny saw it too and swiped its paws and the snake’s head fell as it was cut into two. “Move faster, mutt!” The rabbit yelled at the chipmunk. “Or let me carry Rose!” “You wish!” The chipmunk says and started running quicker and ahead of the rabbit. I squinted my eyes as something appeared in front of us. Is that a lever? Maybe that lever can put a stop to all of this madness.

The rabbit didn’t see me until I was almost right behind it. This time, when I attacked, my teeth closed around its neck. The kill was fast and clean. And I felt… nothing. No guilt. No fear. Just a sense of satisfaction “Good job, Kael said. Now we—” He suddenly stopped. “What is it?” I asked, still holding the rabbit. “Something’s wrong,” he said, his body going stiff. “Do you smell that?” I lifted my nose to sniff— And I stayed stilled. Wolf.

If it was going to be this easy we’d have five daggers each by sundown. Of course, it was not going to be that easy. The rabbit turned its fluffy face to look at Flossie and then snarled at her, revealing not a cute Bugs Bunny overbite, but dozens of triangular fangs. I swear I heard the theme from Jaws start to play.

Hazel wandered into the garden, where her newfound rabbit friend eagerly awaited its morning treat. She offered a handful of vegetables, particularly favoring the carrots. Wyatt's voice, unexpectedly close, made her turn. He held two coffee mugs in his hands. "So you two have become friends," he remarked, kneeling beside her. Hazel cradled the bunny in her hands, rubbing its nose affectionately. Wyatt issued a playful warning, "Be careful; it might just bite your nose."

He said. "What if you're wrong... we have to check it out Roy," She debated and got down when Roy released her. "Wait, that smell... it scent was no different from the rabbit we smelled in the first place," Roy said with certainty. "You're right... it must be the rabbit," Cara supported him. They both advanced forward towards the tree where they heard the sound. Roy peeked into the bush with his wolf eyes and sighted the rabbit. He giggled and told Cara to sit that out as he would go for it and since Cara had tried it out at first but failed.