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Farrah Evans is the definition of the modern-day liberated lady. Get drunk, get laid, and get your freedom. That was what she wants for the rest of her life. Not a percentage, not even in her dreams she imagined of being married and committed to only one man. The plan is to be a forever rich single Auntie who lives alone in a mansion, wears a pair of Gucci gloves on a wedding, and brag about traveling around the world while holding a limited edition LV bag on her Amigas.However, Uno Saldivar is the most persistent and longest suitor she encountered in her life. The man started to pursue her back in senior high days. Uno is a certified nerdy boy who got no fun, he's a studious, hardworking geek who aims to be one of the most successful men on their generation. And the one who will marry Farrah, the girl of his daydreams. Farrah doesn't know that she's falling for him. She is a known playgirl who hooks up with rich handsome boys and being with Uno will taint her image. She planned to escape the humiliation she'll experience so she never admitted to herself that she likes the man and covered it with anger. Annoyed and exhausted of him chasing her, she made a deal. "When I reached the age of twenty-seven and I'm still not married nor have a boyfriend, I'll marry you. If anyone of us refuses to get married, the one who rejects will pay the other million dollars." After years of being apart from Uno, a tragedy happened which turned her life upside down.

“I am sorry if this sounds off but is Mr. Maverick a blind man?” I asked, I didn't fail to notice the frown that appeared on her face and for some reason she looked past me, unable to give me the answer. “Is this how it is now? Asking my maids for information about me.” The husky voice I heard from behind me made me jolt in shock. Ray. Emma Watson's life runs out of control when she is sold to Ray Tucker, a blind billionaire as cold and fierce. Haunted by mock and betrayal, Ray is determined to keep on his own world and he sees Emma as nothing more than a means to an end for him because he believes she was just with him because of his money. But Emma is no fragile possession, she wanted to be out of his wrath. She stood up for him and conquered Ray' heart. In Ray' world of deception and hatred from his family, what happens when Emma is torn in between loyalty to Ray and to his family?

Ashley has never been in love, until Gem comes into her life. But the bad news is, ikakasal na ang lalaki. She'll remain his best friend for the rest of their lives. For the last time, sumagal si Ashley, she hope that Gem will see her as a woman. Things went out of control at nauwi ang lahat sa kasalan. But Ashley has a dark secret that she keeps from Gem. Alam niyang masisira ang lahat kapag nalaman ni Gem ang bagay na hindi naman niya sinasadyang gawin sa binata. Will Gem finds the forgiveness from his heart after he finds out Ashley's secret? Or will he ends up punishing Ashley for the rest of their whole marriage life?

Les Trois Reines Sauvages suit l'histoire de trois sœurs triplées, chacune une femelle alpha issue d'une lignée ancestrale, dont les destins sont entrelacés par une prophétie ancienne. Amara, Selene et Thalia, chacune possédant un pouvoir unique lié aux dragons et aux loups, doivent apprendre à gouverner leurs royaumes respectifs tout en affrontant des ennemis qui cherchent à détruire leur héritage. Amara, la plus impulsive et passionnée, est le bras droit de la troupe et prête à tout pour protéger sa famille. Selene, plus calme et stratégique, se trouve tiraillée entre ses responsabilités et ses désirs personnels. Enfin, Thalia, la plus mystérieuse, détient le pouvoir du feu et des ténèbres, et ses secrets risquent de tout faire basculer. Mais au cœur de ce trio, un compagnon unique, Eryx, un loup-dragon légendaire, les accompagne. Venu des terres anciennes, Eryx n’est pas seulement leur protecteur, mais aussi celui qui détient la clé pour déchiffrer la prophétie qui pourrait sauver ou condamner leur monde. Alors que les tensions entre les royaumes atteignent un sommet et que les triplées doivent faire face à des trahisons et des choix impossibles, Eryx, avec sa sagesse et sa puissance, les aide à naviguer dans un labyrinthe de mensonges et de conflits. Mais ses propres mystères et son passé sombre menacent de tout bouleverser. Entre amour, rivalité et secrets de famille, Les Trois Reines Sauvages explore la lutte de pouvoir, la loyauté et la force des liens fraternels dans un univers où la survie des plus puissants est le seul principe, et où Eryx pourrait être à la fois la clé de leur victoire... ou leur chute.

Lily menyerah mendapatkan cinta Rayyan yang ternyata memang bukan untuknya. Jika saja saat itu ia menolak perjodohan yang ditawarkan oleh ayahnya, tentu saja hidupnya tak akan sehancur saat ini. Rayyan memilih kekasihnya dan menceraikan dirinya disaat ia sedang membutuhkan seseorang yang menyemangati dan menyayangi dirinya serta calon anak yang sedang dikandungnya tanpa Rayyan ketahui sebelumnya. Apa yang harus Lily lakukan, menyerah atau melanjutkan kembali hidupnya? Tepat disaat Lily memilih hidup yang baru, Bagas hadir sebagai penyembuh luka hatinya. Ia datang disaat Lily membutuhkan dirinya. Bagaimana dengan wanita yang juga kekasih Rayyan, bisakah ia tak mengusik hidupnya lagi? Ah, sepertinya nasib baik tak berpihak padanya. Ia masih saja tersaingi oleh kehadiran Lily yang masih selalu diingat oleh keluarga besar Rayyan. Apakah Rayyan akan diam saja saat ia tak sengaja mengetahui jika mantan istrinya ternyata mengandung anaknya? Tidak, bahkan tak seharusnya ia peduli. Karena yang ia tahu, ia hanya mencintai Nayya bukan Lily.

The 26 year old billionaire CEO, Viaan Adams, had never been so revengeful until an hour ago when he was forced to marry a complete stranger, Kia, the girl who helped him last night. He was at her doorstep in the middle of the night, trying to protect himself from the outrageous storm, but what he didn't know was this stormy night was going to bring havoc in his life. A single help to the stranger in absence of her parents cost Kia enormously. She had never imagined that her own parents would force her into the marriage with a complete stranger just because she helped him during storms out of humanity. Now, these two are stuck with each other. One with a vengeful mind as he believes it was all Kia's plan, and another with a mourning heart because of her parents. Will Viaan accept her as his wife or will he punish her badly? Will Kia accept her fate or will she fight all the hurdles before it's too late? Will Viaan ever come to know the truth she is hiding or will he hold her guilty forever? His features screamed revenge. Revenge for the mishap he just went through in the form of an unwanted marriage. "But, let me tell you one thing, you have done the most wrong deed by marrying me. The fortune you wish to get by forcing me into this marriage will never be yours. I'll definitely take you away from here, but only to let you get lost in your life." He spat venomously. "Like you left no way out of this for me, I will leave no way out for you too. So, get your bags, Miss Kia, it's time to leave!" Viaan glared at her with utter disgust in his eyes.

PEUT AIMER SURVIVRE DANS UN MONDE DE ZOMBIES ET D'ÉTRANGERS ! Dans un monde dystopique qui lutte pour se remettre d'une guerre nucléaire et qui est dominé et gouverné par des extraterrestres, Kendra parvient à trouver l'amour, la paix et l'harmonie. Malheureusement, son bonheur domestique est brisé lorsqu'elle et son mari sont capturés par le régime extraterrestre et placés dans le programme d'élevage. Avec l'aide et le sacrifice de son doux gardien, ils parviennent à s'échapper. Leurs corps sont libres, mais qu'en est-il de leurs esprits ? Est-ce qu'il s'est passé trop de choses pour qu'ils reviennent l'un à l'autre ? Pour ajouter à l'histoire, leur fils est emmené à Center Land dans la terre intérieure et placé dans le programme pour enfants. Maintenant, ils doivent trouver un moyen de le récupérer ! "The Regime" est le deuxième tome du voyage de Kendra dans un monde qui offre une romance torride, des dangers de se ronger les ongles, des sensations fortes, un peu d'horreur et un sanctuaire paradisiaque en son sein. Il ne lui reste plus qu'à s'y rendre.

Natalie is known as a countryside pumpkin, but in secret, she is a well-known magical doctor. The only motivation in her life was to avenge her mother. And the chance came when her so-called Father came to her door asking for a favour. He requested her to marry Lucian Center in her stepsister's place. She happily agreed to marry Lucian Center who lost his legs six months ago in an accident. She thought she could tame him easily, and then she would leave that poor man after taking revenge. But after marrying him she understood taming him is more dangerous and intoxicating than she ever imagined. Will she able to hide her identity from him who took oath to hunt her down.

"I have a proposal for you," Levi said, as he relaxed into his chair. "One that would be beneficial to the child, and my company." I leaned forward with raised brows, my interest piqued. "What is it?" "We have to get married." Despite the seriousness of the situation, I laughed. I expected him to say that he had been joking. Rather, he gazed at me with furrowed brows. "Did I say something funny, miss Hailey?" Hailey's world shattered when she caught her boyfriend cheating with her best friend. Seeking solace, she had a one-night stand with a stranger, unaware that it would lead to something she hadn't bargained for. Pregnancy. When she tracked down the man she slept with that night, she was stunned to discover he was her ex's boss, Levi King. Expecting rejection after confronting him, she was surprised by his proposal: a contract marriage. What starts out as a pretense begins to feel like something real, and the line between love and pretense is blurred. They begin to explore the feelings that come with wanting something real—but lies don't stay hidden forever. And when jealous exes also refuse to accept their new reality, Hailey and Levi must face the challenges that come with it, and fight for a future together. One that isn't bound by a contract. "Why don't we make him pay?" Levi proposed, a smirk playing on his lips. I stared at him in shock. Even after I got cheated on, the thought of revenge never crossed my mind. Only one thought rang in my head at that moment. 'This man must be sick.'

On the night of the Silvermoon Festival, the entire Black Forest pack is bathed in the light of the Moon Goddess. I'm about to share the spectacle with Kaelen through the mind-link, but then I spot a familiar figure. Kaelen Payne, my Alpha and fated mate, is holding a she-wolf in his arms. She tilts her face up to him, her voice edged with challenge. "Kaelen, prove I'm not just a secret. Mark me." My blood seems to freeze as I hear Kaelen murmur his agreement before pressing his mouth to hers. My wolf lets out a painful howl inside me. Just an hour ago, Kaelen's voice had come through the mind-link, "My Luna, I wish I could see the festival too, but there's an emergency at the border. Don't forget to share it with me through the mind-link." My fingertips turn cold, and I instinctively reach for him through the mind-link.