Second Chance Arrangement
“Does your agent agree? Pretty sure he wants you to keep your eight-pack.”
“Few chips won’t make them disappear.”
“Are you sure about that? These chips are very addictive, and if you aren’t careful, you might end up looking like me.”
I pat my little kangaroo pouch for emphasis. To be perfectly clear, I’m insecure about my body, but I’m an expert at hiding it by joking about my flaws.
I can’t explain why, but somehow I feel less embarrassed about my flaws when I point them out. Other people will laugh when you do that, especially girls, and after they have figured out you’re insanely insecure about yourself, they are more likely to be your friend.
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