Random Funny Memes Novels & Stories

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

Is he still laughing at me? "Are you making me fun because of me?" I punched his arm while asking. "Fck, I can't stop laughing." My gad, what's funny? "What's funny? And stop cursing no!" I am really irritated right now but yeah it's effective. He doesn't remember my food hehe.

😨😨 To be continued 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛 😋😋😋😋😋😋

It seemed the rain was keeping everyone out. Enjoy the calm while it lasts, she breathed silently. Reaching for her phone, she scanned the sales floor to make sure Mr. Gonza was nowhere in sight. Nope. Then she launched F******k making sure the phone stayed hidden from sight. With her head bowed down slightly, it was funny meme time. She didn't know how long she sat scrolling and laughing at F******k memes before packs of condoms suddenly hit the counter, startling her. She jerked, causing her Samsung to slip from her grasp, hitting the floor with a loud thud.

Oliver: I would deal with it if I got to lick you. Sidney grinned again and felt herself blushing in the glow of her laptop screen. As she typed with Oliver, she continued to scroll through comments—a blend of generic hot comments, menstruation jokes, and clickbait advertising. She tallied the reactions in her head. This picture had already attracted more attention than their previous photo. She shared some random horror memes, retweeted from her favorite followers, and commented on horror groups in Facebook. She marched through her evening routine. As she processed the comments and emails from her website, another conversation notification rang.

I threw on a pair of denim shorts and a loose, oversized shirt, then towel-dried my hair before flopping face-first onto my bed with a sigh. Grabbing my phone, I opened F******k and started mindlessly scrolling through my feed. Memes, selfies, random videos. Some made me chuckle. Others made me wonder why I still had certain people on my friends list. Sometimes, I’d pause to watch reels, especially the ones about food or travel. They were oddly relaxing. But once the boredom kicked in, I decided, screw it—I’ll just take a nap.

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Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

Byron said, "because he has nothing better to do than send me funny memes and videos of kittens and goats behaving badly." Emily laughed out loud, even though Byron didn't seem to be in a very humorous mood. "Isn't it funny when older people discover the internet?" she said. "Not very. How would you like me to forward to you all the junk that he sends?" "No, please don't," Emily said, giggling, "though I wouldn't mind a curated selection of the funniest cute animal videos." Byron finally cracked a smile. "Would you like that with your breakfast in bed, Miss?"

Bad thing she's a dog, she only knows how to bark. Patty cooked soup with mushroom and after we ate, volunteered to wash the dishes as she went to her bed. Since sleepiness hasn't come into my mood, I took a quick scroll on my F******k. I shared some funny memes cause this is what I always do every time I spend my time on F******k. However, I got some chats but aside from my friends and Zeke, the rest are all nonsense. I saw one friend requests of mine and it was from Jasper. I leisurely accepted his friend request and took a quick visit of it. He only got one friend and for sure it was just me. It looks like a newly made account.