Rick And Morty's Dad Novels & Stories

"Why were you in that place tonight? Why was my dad there?" "It's his business." "Bullshit! You fucked him!" People turn and look at us. "Jake, you can't just assume that. It is his business, and that's why he is here trying to talk to you." "Don't lie! I saw the videos, Ruby! I went by yours and pushed past Ivy. I knew you were lying, so I got your phone and figured out the password to the locked videos." Shit. "Jake." "No! You fucked my dad!" Everyone turns and stares. "You're the reason he cut me off. Those few days we went to visit, it was then. So what, he fucks you, and you get my money."

"It'll be fine, besides, your folks and the chief are tagging along." "Yeah, my dad will be tagging along, on his bike, probably high the whole fucking time; fuck my life." They broke up with laughter because apparently it was funny to have a pothead doctor for a father; one they thought was cool because he was always supplying them with that shit. "I catch any of you fucks encouraging his shit I'll hand you over to Elena." "Cold bro cold, you know we're all afraid of your mom." "Yeah remember that when you're thinking of encouraging her husband to get high while he's riding a hog."

“What will he do when I’m gone, huh? I might drop dead right now and he’s left with no one.” “I can try?” “That will be insensitive of me,” I said, knowing the situation with her. Morticia lived with her husband and they decided not to have kids due to bad parenthood inflicted on both of them. “Morticia, don’t worry, I will figure it out.” “Okay, don’t be hard on yourself though.” “Yeah sure.” I said, about hanging up, “One more thing.” She said, making me pause. “What?” “Jonathan’s father... you should try giving him a chance.”

he rasps as I approach his bedside, steering clear of the beeping machines and IV racks on the other side. "Forget work. I'm quitting. I'm moving back home. I'm-" He spits air between his teeth and shifts in his bed, unable to sit up. "Don't be ridiculous." "Tell her how this happened, Rick," Mom demands and Dad casts a dark, green glare in her direction. "Tell her." Dad settles in his bed, not looking at either one of us. "He wasn't taking his medication." "It's not that I wasn't taking them, Linda. I just...some days I forgot to."

I thought he worked as an assistant to a random elite. My mom looked betrayed, as she glared at Dad with folded arms. “Really, Jon? How didn't I know about this? You're working for Melton Corp and I'm only finding out now?” She asked, her voice tinged with irritation. My dad smiled sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his neck. It was still hilarious to see how nervous Dad got around our mom. “I'm sorry honey, I didn't really think it was a big deal. They're all the same to me…the elites.” He said.

Everyone in the room shot quizzical looks towards my side and it seemed like Mom’s eyes would pop out on the ground. “What the hell, Ryder ! What is that ?” Mom shrieked. “Believe me, I know him better, Zoe. Must be something really crappy just as the shit on me,” Dad X smirked. “So, what is this unheard NDTSA syndrome that you are suffering from,” he asked with an amused grin plastered on his face. I seriously love this guy and he is dead serious when he says he understands me the most. That is why, pranking him is the most victorious thing that I feel.

"Excuse me, I gotta go." Their visions followed Gianna until she successfully left the apartment. Alastar's heavy sigh could be heard after. "I'm really sorry for not telling you... I was supposed to call a janitor to deal with the mess but I forgot," Alastar stepped closer and hugged her tight. "You do know that it's my birthday tomorrow, right?" "Yeah... I'm busy preparing all day for it." Catherine sighed and hugged him back.

Ever since then, we made a pact to never lie to each other. “Are you pregnant?” His voice loses all humor. “What? No, of course not, Dad.” He grabs my shoulders and leans down so his eyes are level with mine. “Ginny, if you are, just tell me.” “No…” “Is it that kid with the bike? I am going to fucking murder him.” “It is not Chris. I was just kidding. I am sorry.” “Are you sure? Because that motherfucker is going to have a surprise visit from me and his Grim Reaper.”

She also said Eugene had seen Ian as his biological father since he was a child, and she couldn't let anyone destroy everything they had built. Ian, however, had already tuned her out. He immediately hung up on her. The room fell into a dead silence. After a long while, he looked at me and said hoarsely, "I'll deal with her." I looked up at him calmly. "It doesn't matter who you deal with. It won't bring Mom back." Ian looked as if those words had nailed him to the spot. For what felt like an eternity, he didn't make another sound. … In no time, things spiraled out of control. Ian began to look into the money he thought he had given Mom and me over the years. The results showed that not a si

Right, sorry about the other day. "Huh?" He turned to me as I started the car. "My mom and her conclusions." "Oh, no, it's fine." He said with a smile. Okay, face your front. He is too cute. "Really?" "Yup. It's actually cool that your mom is okay with you being gay." "Yeah, she is." "And your dad?" "Dead." "Oh, I'm sorry." He said immediately, glancing at me. "No. It's fine. He actually died when we were really young, so it's not such a bad memory for me."