Rizz Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

As they pulled into the departure lane, the mood in the car turned quieter. Hope glanced out the window, then turned to her family. “You guys are too quiet. Someone make a joke or I’ll start crying.” Ethan cleared his throat. “Knock knock.” Cassie blinked. “Really?” “Knock knock,” Ethan repeated. “Who’s there?” Hope replied, laughing. “Oxford.” “Oxford who?” “Oxford you to leave us already?” he deadpanned. Hope groaned. “Okay, that was terrible.”

I arched a brow. “Then I guess I have to name all 193 countries.” He smiled tight-lipped. “Don’t worry, I’m patient.” I fork my food as I kept staring at him while he does the same, “You’re really not going to leave me alone, are you?” “Nope.” He pops the P. “Alright, this knock knock joke is going to make you pee.” I placed my fork don to be attentive, “Okay, let’s hear it.” “How to make a tissue dance?” He smirks at me.

Everyone’s interest captured, their eyes ping-ponged back and forth, trying to pick up on the joke. “Are you two done making inside jokes?” Rick chimed in. “Yep, we are done,” I answered, smiling sweetly at him. “And don’t be jealous. It’s not a good look on you. We can’t help that we are so much cooler and funnier than you.” “Babe, you haven’t seen my funny yet,” he retorted. “Oh, I have, and it’s not that funny.” “Then can you ladies tell me what’s so funny?” he demanded to know with a boyish smile.

Caroline said after waiting for him for at least fifteen minutes. “Knock, Knock,” Artemis said again. A wide smile appeared on Caroline’s lips when she realized what he was up to. “Who’s there?” She asked in the flow. “Axe.” “Axe, who?” “May I axe you on a date?” Caroline laughed, hearing his question through knock-knock jokes. “Ummm…Yes!!”

He’d slipped on dark glasses and gone quiet. “Why do men have to have such huge vehicles? I think it must be a sexual thing. ‘Look at me. Mine’s bigger and better than yours.’” She heard a choking noise. “Are you all right?” He howled in laughter. “Do you always say exactly what’s on your mind?” “It’s a bad habit of mine.” Rand chuckled again. “Thanks for the laughs. I tend to be the opposite. My family says I’m too serious.” “I’ll be happy to cheer you up anytime you need it. Just call. If I’m at work, I’ll leave a recording of jokes.”

“See how wet you are for…” Knock! Knock! We froze…

Then—knock, knock. I groaned, my face buried in the pillow. “Oh my god… who the hell is that?” I mumbled, not moving an inch. Across the room, Cindy kicked her bedside drawer in frustration, half undressed, her shirt halfway off. “I swear, if it’s another idiot from the boys’ dorm, I’m going to kill someone,” she muttered under her breath. We both stayed still, hoping whoever it was would go away. But the knock came again. This time, louder. More persistent.

“My bad.” Rona reached for the purse around her neck. “I have coke?” Rona’s concerning joke was enough for me to hide my face in embarrassment. “What?” Tiffany asked. Going above and beyond with jokes was another thing only Rona could do. I couldn’t even keep count of how many times I reminded her not to joke around my dad or my brother. “She’s just kidding. She’s not serious.” I told Tiffany, who cracked a smile after hearing my words. She threw back her head as she went into fits of laughter and seemed like a completely different person.

Tsk. We laugh as we talk about Raz and Rj's pranks. They have always been like twins. Both goofy and very feminine. "I still remember when I gave a gift in a pink box with a ribbon on it.." Rj laughed and Raz added. "I'm shocked too! I laughed so hard when the woman obsessed with you opened it. The little frogs jumped straight to her mouth and chest.. Shocked. Hahahaha!" we laughed and did a fist bump. "When you get your karma." Khyla interjected.

I asked sharply. Benji laughed at me. “Oh, come on. You punched Sid Paul!” “She what?” Rick asked incredulously. Then he let out a short laugh and clamped his hand over his mouth. His eyes were wide as he stared at me. “Did you really?” I crossed my arms beneath my breasts and shifted my weight to my right foot. “So what if I did? I kicked Mark in the balls too.” Rick nearly giggled. A grown ass man, giggling. “That’s amazing.”