Rizz Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

I teased as I hear him laughing under his throat. "Knock knock." He calls out. "What?" I asked in confusion. "Not what. But who. Again, knock knock." he insisted. I chuckle when I realized that he was going to tell me another knock knock joke. "Fine. Who's there?" "Waiter." "Waiter who?" "Waiter I get my hands on you." I laughed aloud and I can hear him laughing with me too. His jokes are getting into me and even though they are somewhat corny, it was still very much hilarious. “That was one of my sexy knock-knock jokes." he sounded so proud.

Megan changed the name of the group to COCK TALES I can’t help myself, I burst out laughing. Not the quiet, cute kind of laughing. The insane, rolling around, nearly falling off the couch kind of laughing. I do drop my phone on the floor but I manage not to hit the ground myself. I pull myself together and notice all the guys are staring at me like I’m crazy.

“At least your love life’s never boring. I mean, two brothers? That’s like… Olympic-level relationship management. I don’t know how you’re not charging admission.” “I think you’re living a soap opera, and I’m the best friend who gets to watch it live. Of course I think it’s funny.” I rolled my eyes, but her grin was contagious, and before long we were laughing — not because it was funny, but because if we didn’t, I might cry. The laugh died when the knock came. It wasn’t normal knocking. Not just a polite tap tap. No. No pauses. No waiting for a reply. Just a steady, heavy thud like whoever it was had decided they were getting in one way or another.

Mino's smile quickly faded, and he rubbed his the back of his neck. "It's a joke!" he exclaimed. "What joke? Where is the joke?" the princess asked frankly, for what he said was not funny. Mino took a big breath and just looked up because it appeared that he would have a difficult time messing with the princess. "It was like this when I said "Knock! Knock!" you'll ask, "Who's there?" is that clear?" he politely said. "Why should I inquire who is there when I know that you are-" Vreihya asked. "Just do it! For Pete's sake!" Mino cut her off, forcing a smile because he appeared to be losing patience. He just wants to make a joke for Pete's sake!

I exhale deeply when the tie is off and my phone rings Immediately. It is Richard and I wonder why he is calling me this late. "Congratulations to the jack of all trades", he screams. "Jack of all trade?" I furrow my brows in confusion. I have no idea what the idiot is talking about. He always call at the wrong time, either when I am too tired of his drama or when he wants to tease me about something and I will end up telling him to shut the fuck up. "Yeah, master of none", he chuckles. I feel like punching him for making such a silly joke. I am tempted to drop the call and go take a bath, instead of listening to his stupid talks. I open the door and move in quietly.

He stated his boundaries, making Cam and I laugh lightly. "Fine." "So Cam, I've got new jokes for you." "Alright, let's hear them." "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The interrupting cow." "Did you get that joke from the cartoon 'Home'?" Cam laughed. "Gee, I hoped you wouldn't know it." Rodney clapped his forehead and we all laughed.

Doing this to me was just unfair. “When did you get in here?” “I was here when you were putting the orange by your bedside, then you changed your mind and decided to crack it and pop it instead,” he said mockingly. So, he had a sense of humor after all! “People usually knock.” “I did knock. You’re the one who didn't hear it!” I didn't know what to say. He had a comeback for everything. I was caught between being pissed off and feeling embarrassed, so I was speechless.