Rizz Knock Knock Jokes Novels & Stories

"Hey Amara; knock-knock." Amara sighed a groan. "Not this again." He'd spent the first half hour of their date rattling off corny knock-knock jokes that she'd laughed at for a while, but then just told him to stop; repeatedly. He was worse than Milo, because even Milo got tired of her irritation or heeded her threats. Declan just grinned at her when she threatened. "Knock-knock," Declan said again, grinning. Amara sighed. "Who's there?"

The other two girls giggled, as well, and Riley chuckled. “No,” Cindy snickered. “I’m Cindy.” “Oh, that’s right,” Amy declared. “I forgot. Sorry. Go ahead, Cindy, tell us your joke.” “Okay. What did one casket say to the other casket?” Amy glanced at Riley, but the awareness in his eyes made her look away. “I don’t know,” she said. “What did one casket say to the other casket?” Cindy giggled. “Is that you coffin?” Amy laughed. The joke was funny enough on its own, but the impish look on Cindy’s face was even more amusing, making Amy laugh all the harder. “That’s a good one, Cindy.”

"Shirley, come down! We need to sort this out in person!" I stayed inside. She hollered for half an hour before giving up and leaving. The next day, Darcy's sister-in-law knocked on my door. "Shirley, please open up. Just a quick word..." I kept the door shut. It was day five when Becky dropped a bomb in the family chat. [Becky: Some folks get too big for their britches, thinking they can even take their mother-in-law to court. Just wait till they're old and see if anyone's there to care for them. You reap what you sow.]

Soon we’re all dancing and hopping around like fools while dinner cooks. The mood remains light as we finish and eat dinner with laughter. Right now the kids are in a war it seems to see who can tell the cheesiest joke. “Knock knock!” Jasper asks “Who’s there?” we all reply. “Cash,” “Cash who?” “I knew you guys were nuts!” he bursts out laughing, and we all join him. As they tell a few more cringe-worthy ones that have Raven and me forcing laughter at, I watch her smile drop off her face as she looks at the kids. Tapping into the bond, I feel her sorrow again, along with fear, and what shocks me is regret.

I promise myself that this journey can’t end without Sadie smiling. Now, I'm walking along with her, and even though she's wearing a mask, her eyes are not the same happy ones she was giving Georgia when they talk. Fuck, how can I make her smile again? “Umm…” When Sadie looks up at me, I look straight ahead, fumbling my fingers. “Do you know about the…The man who made knock-knock jokes?” It takes a few seconds before she asks “What?”

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

” My voice had begun to break. Rizz was seriously going to get me very angry. “You keep asking who she is all the time. You know who she is!! You're just trying to get me mad and all up in my feelings!” For the first time, I had yelled at Rizz. She was funny, but most times she could be borderline annoying. I don't think she knew it, and if she did not, I had to remind her. “Dang, girl! I'm going back to my shell. I'm sorry for hurting you. Oh wow…I guess I talk too much. Rizz you talk too much why can't you keep your mouth shut for once?” Rizz was conflicting herself.

That ringtone reminded me of my birthday. *flashback on the morning of Xavier's birthday* "Knock knock! Knock knock!" I cursed out loud for that annoying sound made by the morning witch herself. "Knock knock!! I said knock knock!" "For the last time Linda, the door is not locked!" I marched my way to the front door and threw the door open. I glared at the blonde hair witch with a goofy smirk and her amused boyfriend. "And next time knock on the door using your hand not your mouth."

We just looked at her bored, "Hahaha very funny, did you just crack a joke, Oh did we had to laugh Haha, laugh laugh Care laugh, Kath just cracked a joke." And I laughed. "Oh see see she is laughing, I told you it was a good joke." "She's not laughing at your joke dumb head, she's laughing at my joke." Izzy said rolling her eyes. "Whatever" "Wait are you drunk?" "Huh? Nope off course not this is just my first drink, or maybe second or maybe third who knows who cares?" "Are you srsly kidding me?? We have barely started drinking and you are already drunk, Goodness." Izzy said trying to take the drink off her hands.

How could I be expected to remember he was only my fake boyfriend when he told me I was beautiful right before nearly slamming the door in my face yet again? “Hannah?” Lincoln’s voice jolted me from my thoughts. I was trying to remember some jokes from when I used to babysit in high school for extra cash, but so far all I had was “knock-knock.” I couldn’t remember the rest, which was truly sad since there were like a million knock-knock jokes to choose from. “Sorry, what?” He twisted the side of his lips up, probably amused that it was me messing up the conversation now. “I just asked if you were ready to go in.”