Romantic Knock Knock Jokes

"An Unexpected Destiny brings lives together in a surprising tale of love and family. Brian Taylor is determined to have a child but wants to avoid the complications of a romantic relationship. His solution? To hire a stranger to be his surrogate and carry his heir. Charlotte Thompson, an eighteen-year-old young woman, found the family she never had in her friends Nicole and Emily. She would do anything to help them, as they are like sisters who love her unconditionally. Oliver Mackenzie, a lawyer, and Brian's best friend agrees to mediate the process while also providing financial support to the kind-hearted Charlotte, Nicole, and Emily. But what no one could foresee are the surprises that destiny has in store, capable of bringing these very different lives even closer together. Amidst thrilling twists, revealed secrets, and unexpected bonds, this story will touch your heart and show that love and family can emerge in the most unexpected ways."

Will grew up in a reality where men were not allowed to cry, express their feelings, or do anything that was considered too feminine. The son of a wealthy Thai family, he was raised to be his father's successor in business, but Will wanted to go beyond that, and became an actor. Everything in his quiet world was fine, until he was invited to act in a Boyslove series, alongside Nate, the guy with the intimidating eyes. Nate wasn't very sociable, always very quiet, didn't like much physical contact, and wasn't romantic at all, all this before he met Will, the boy who made him smile and made his day happier. Wil and Nate's world is no longer the same, everything they believed in has disappeared, and now fiction seems to invade reality, feelings are not only those of their characters, and they can no longer disguise what they feel...

Complete! - Jet likes being alone. Alone with her ship, taking care of herself.But then she's tricked into Frentin space. And the genetically modified humans don't take tresspass lightly. With her freedom now forfeit, Jet is taken captive by a Frentin and threatened with slavery to the hottest alien race in the galaxy.Icaan is an ex military trader, down on his luck after he was betrayed. He finds a wayward human woman on the edge of Frentin space and does what any good Frentin would, takes her in to face her punishment. But he didn't bargain for the independent and brave human he's taken captive.Can two aliens burned by their pasts find healing and hope together? Or will one really condemn the other to a life of slavery for one little mistake?Join the steamy romantic adventure of a lifetime as Jet thaws her alien captor and their spaceship really turns up the heat.

"I was in the hospital for 7 days, 7 whole days, and not even once did you come to see me. Yet you have the time to have sex with my cousin? My own cousin, Nicholas!" She was furious, her anger evident in her voice. "Well, it's a good thing you caught us. At least this, I believe, will help you move on." He leaned on the side of the door with his arms folded across his chest as he stared at Jessica. Her mouth gaped open; she couldn't believe what she was hearing. Had he really broken up with her the way he did because of her cousin? Jessica, a beautiful 26-year-old surgeon, experiences a life-altering accident on her wedding day, shattering her world. She wakes up in the hospital to discover severe injuries, but worst of all, her hand has been impaired due to the accident. As if that weren't enough, her fiancé broke up with her. What will happen when she enters into a contract marriage with a man bent on helping her seek revenge on her ex-fiancé, a man her fiancé has also wronged? What will happen when she finds out her accident was orchestrated by someone? What will occur when her ex-fiancé suddenly realizes he made a mistake and is determined to win her back? Will she return to him or exact her cold revenge? Find out in this thrilling romantic novel, "Revenge Against My Ex-Fiancé."

Title: The Billionaire’s Nanny Contract Blurb: Mahirap ang buhay ni Ariana Natividad—isang simpleng saleslady na biglang natanggal sa trabaho matapos mapagbintangan sa isang bagay na hindi niya ginawa. Sa desperasyon niyang makahanap ng bagong hanapbuhay, isang kaibigan ang nag-alok sa kanya ng kakaibang trabaho: maging yaya ng isang batang hindi mapigil sa kakulitan—Emanuel Luca Madrigal, ang anak ng mayamang negosyante na si Zephyr Madrigal. Wala nang nagtatagal na yaya sa bata, at ang asawa ni Zephyr, si Noime, ay nasa hangganan na ng kanyang pasensya. Dahil aalis siya patungong ibang bansa para sa trabaho, kailangan nilang kumuha ng yaya na hindi lang magaling mag-alaga kundi… pangit. Oo, pangit—para hindi ito type-in ni Zephyr! Desidido si Ariana na kunin ang trabaho, lalo na nang marinig ang alok—sampung milyong piso bilang reward kung matatapos niya ang isang taong kontrata. Mukhang madali lang, ‘di ba? Pero paano kung ang tinaguriang “playboy billionaire” na si Zephyr ay hindi lang mahirap pagsilbihan kundi tila may ibang plano rin sa kanya? At paano kung ang yaya na dapat ay "pangit" ay unti-unting nagugustuhan ng boss na hindi dapat ma-in love sa kanya? Sa isang bahay na puno ng kalokohan, asaran, at hindi maiiwasang tensyon, kaya bang tiisin ni Ariana ang isang taon nang hindi mahulog sa patibong ng The Billionaire’s Nanny Contract? A romantic comedy na siguradong magpapatili at magpapatawa sa iyo!

A beautiful, bold sixteen years old teenage girl by the name Clara Jackson who just only arrived at Great Hills High recently after she had to move away from her former School and Town due to her mother's new job, falls in love with a charming,exceptionally talented and strong boy in the name of Adams. Who actually is a werewolf. While seeking a romantic life with this charming young man, Clara's life would change forever when she discovered a Truth about herself. She also isn't human. Not only was she the daughter of a powerful, ruthless Hybrid she had a deadly curse placed on her when she was just a little infant and even worse she only has to her seventeen birthday to live. Time is running out fast for the sweet Clara. She needs all the help she can get from her friends and most especially from her powerful, hybrid father if she is to survive past this. But who exactly is this her powerful hybrid father and why is she only getting to know about him now? Will he be willing to help her since he is ruthless? Who actually was the one who placed a curse on her when she was little? Find these and many more in this supernatural, romantic novel.

A book lover, an innocent teenager, and an incoming college student named Bliss Dy welcomes the new chapter of her life as her father got promoted in his job. Upon meeting his dad's boss, the CEO of the company, fate seems to enjoy bumping them into each other unexpectedly. Can a funny coincidence turn into something romantic and magical? Is falling for her dad's boss will make her life blissful?

Zoya Agrawal is a coy, silent, innocent girl who abides by her parent's rule and shakes her head to their will. Renzo Matteo De Luca is the head of the most feared Italian Mafia. --------------------------------------- "Don't give bloody excuses" I was barking at the man who was indebted to me. "You were supposed to pay me back before two months". "Please forgive me Matteo, I will try to pay you back within a month" he pleads. There is a soft knock on the door,he looks back at me, I give him permission and sat back on the chair. " Dad i have to discuss something with you,its really important " I heard a beautiful voice say.I turned the chair to look the owner of the voice and I felt the air being knocked out of me. "You dont have to pay me back instead I want to marry your daughter" I say after he returns. He looks at me for a second and slowly nods his head. Who knew my journey to India would turn like this????

An indebted businessman Sid Matthews had his life sorted with his girlfriend of seven years. A badass twisted woman Sana Menon from a broken family and messed up past. She was a woman no man likes to dream of— far away to be the dreamgirl of any man— dark, strong head and not so innocent. But when the ideal, beautiful goodgirl Bella Watson steps in their lives, Sana's only comforting world seems to be crashing down. Bella is your perfect novel girl— a beautiful, bubbly and innocent girl every man wishes for. What will happen when Sid will be drawn towards the girl like every other men. Whom will he choose as his last love? This is not your random romantic novel.

Since the very first time Hunter Jones laid his eyes on a petite Asian , Mey Wang, he couldn't take his eyes off her. The resident bad boy is willing to duck his nose deep in Harry Potter books and learn every spell known just to get closer to the Potter-head . Mey likes Hunter but not in a romantic way. She thinks they're too different. She's a nerd and he's a bad boy. Of course, there're a lot of books about a bad boy and a nerd falling in and walking to the sunset together but she's not just a nerd, she's also an Asian. Her parents are old-fashioned people, they'd never approve of someone like Hunter. So she tries her best to escape him. But can you really escape ? There's a potion in the spellbook but there's no un- potion, right? QOTD: Don't let fear or insecurity stop you from trying new things. Believe in yourself. Do what you . And most importantly, be kind to others, even if you don't like them. Stacy London. Started: 08.01.18 Completed: 22.02.18