Sarcastic Soulmate Novels & Stories

“We’re all…” “Soulmates?” Miguel Midas cut in. “So I’ve heard through the grapevine. It’s true that artists who have their soulmates are a turn off to most companies but I personally don’t care. To me it just makes you more unique and different from other groups.” Liam perked up. “So… you don’t think us being soulmates is a problem?”

“What do you mean? I never left.” “I mean, I missed the old you. I missed seeing you smile and laugh genuinely. I don’t know, I just feel like you haven’t really been you lately.” What he said got me thinking. I haven’t been me lately… but what am I actually like though? I’m not so sure. “I just missed my best friend Calista. The girl who’s always smiling, doesn’t get angry, sweet, and graceful. She’s nerdy, but she also knows how to have fun.” I laughed because of his last sentence. I like how he sees me as a sweet and modest girl, knowing that’s his type. “I missed you, too.”

, Mariam blurts and Sarla nods. “Yes they do. As if they are made for each other. Suiting perfectly to one another. And amusingly they can't even live without each other. If even one gets disappeared for an hour the other one goes crazy”, she replies and Mariam nods in agreement. “So, how about giving this unbreakable or inseparable best friends in a upgraded tag line?”, he asks and their brows creased up. “How about fixing their alliance and giving them surprise?”, he suggests.

I corrected him. “No. I mean soul matched. A soul mate is someone who you feel like you’ve known long before you meet and that you blend with enough to make a comfortable and amiable life together. A soul match is a bond that is created by a higher power to seal two souls together no matter the circumstances. We were destined to meet and, as hard as we try and no matter who we pair up with, we will always have a need to interact with each other.” His voice cracked as he said in a voice that was just above a whisper, “It can be a torturous affliction if only one of us loves the other.”

“They say there is only ever one soul mate for you. It’s like god made you both from one clay but separated you from each other. Honestly I think it’s his own personal show up there. ‘Looking to Find the Soul Mate'.” “Really.” Asrar chuckled. He never seen her more annoyed then when she spoke of the fake show. It actually made him laugh. Avalon smiled at him in disbelief. Whom ever this girl was she definitely had to be his soul mate. This man never laughed nor did he smile but since running into Rosalie he has done it all.

I say the last few words slowly and in a calculated manner, wanting it to stick into his thick skull. As if on cue, Dante begins to gasp back to life, coughing out blood and groaning in pain. I struggle out of my mate's grip, rushing to Dante and touching his body to see what part hurts him the most. “Oh, I see. This must be the ‘soul mate you were yapping about." Before I can reply, he picks me up like I weigh nothing, successfully keeping Dante out of my reach. My mate pouts mockingly, tsking in false pity. “It is quite sad. You will be losing a soulmate and getting a new one today."

I said with a smile. As I narrated this to her, my heart ached, that something so perfect and beautiful, was also wrong and forbidden. “I haven’t read any romance novel or seen any movie worth this level of romance in months, Autumn,” Susan said deeply. “Stop playing with me,” I said, but I was blushing really hard. “You know I am not kidding, and you know what?” Susan said. “What?” I asked. “I think I was wrong about who your soul mate is,” she said. “Your soul mate is your stepfather’s deliciously sexy son,” she added.

Sophia seemed amused, Jaxson not so much. A large arm falls over my shoulder, Charming crushing me to his side, "So, you two are mates?" he smirks, gesturing between myself and Jaxson, forcing me back to reality. Mates. Soulmates. He's my mate. How am I supposed to escape this? I can always reject him.

Like she had no soul. She tsked as she walked towards Mia, shaking her head. “Mia. Mia. Mia. You're quite small for the trouble you're causing. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?” She stopped just an inch away from Mia and she had to crane her neck to keep looking at her, jaw clenched. “You should be. Dalian is my mate. My soulmate. Mine, Mia. And you're shamelessly holding on to him. He’s blinded by you. By what he sees in you.” She looked her up and down, a twisted look in those soulless eyes. “Which I'm finding difficult to see.”

-If it's your soul If it's your soul mate, there's no fighting it. Drinking Silver's water Spoon Falls seals the deal. - How the hell did we get past talking my shyness in front of customers to my friends believing that Miles Tempest is my soul mate? Tempest is my soul mate? -I never said he was my soul mate. - I countered. -I just think he's the hottest guy I've ever met. He's the hottest guy I've ever met. -Ditto. - Maddie and Scarlett respond at the same time.