Funny Sarcasm Novels & Stories

I said sarcastically. He claimed to be always awfully busy. Why was he suddenly being nice? "Seems like someone doesn't like it when I am being nice," he sneered sarcastically before adding in a teasing tone, "I didn't know you love playing it the hard way, Sunshine." Chills went down my spine. I shuddered at his words. Nah, he was still scary. I laughed awkwardly. "You are so funny. Not everyone has a unique taste like you," I said with a weird smile. The sarcasm was obvious.

"Nice is the nice way to say boring." There he was again, attacking. "Guess we're fitting then. And no. Nice as in you can talk to him. He knows how to listen. And- and he's funny too." "I'm funny." I huffed. "Not really." his eyebrows shot up at my disagreement and I couldn't help a small laugh. "Sarcastic? Yes. But you're not funny, are you?" "If you mean I'm not a clown, then you're right. I'm not." he grumbled and now was my turn to roll my eyes at his grimacing expression.

He sarcastically said I rolled my eyes, adjusting the level of my bag "Sarcasm is that what we’re doing now?" "Oh please, Tara. I wasn’t being sarcastic" "Really why don’t you tell me what that was all about, you know the manager thing you just said," I said walking into the elevator and pushing the button. "That was just..Uhm-Uhm." "Uhm-Uhm" I mimic him "You know what, I will let it slide, I am tired anyways but I haven’t forgotten about it so you better get your ass early for work if you don’t me cutting your salary short."

I read, "Wow, Feliza. I appreciate it so much. Thank you." I said with pure sarcasm on every syllable. Feliza just laughed at me and my sarcasm that she probably saw coming. I gave her a deadpan look, and that made her laugh even more. "You know what? You're no fun." I complained. And just like the Feliza that I know for years, she just made fun of me. "No, honey. You're going to take that back. I am all about fun. You know that." I rolled my eyes at her, and I pushed her out of her seat. Causing her to stand up immediately when she fell on the floor.

He carped aloofly. "No?" He gave me an unamused look."Talking to you is like talking to a broken record of comebacks and sarcastic comments." "I prefer witty comments, not sarcastic." I remarked dully. "My point proven." He looked less amused with me, yet still fascinated at the same time. What could possibly be fascinating? I couldn't possibly make myself any more-irritating, frankly. "You also don't ever smile." To that, I plastered on a smile. "What is this then?"

"You thought I was laughing because it was funny?" Was he an idiot? Yes. Yes, he was and still is. "I told you, I was giggling because it was cute." I told him, "It wasn't because I was making fun of you guys!" His frown turned into a confused look, "Really?" I nodded, "Positive." "Are you sure?" "Oh no, no. I'm not sure since I'm me." I said sarcastically. "Oh... then I apologize again." He said sheepishly, "Will you forgive me?"

So what do you think of a girl who “laughs at the end of his speech” Lian turns to be facing him: What do you mean? I think there is a hint in your speech to something. Maxus smiles, showing his fine teeth. You're a really clever girl and witty too. Add "cool" to them because you're really amazing. Lian sighs impatiently: What did you mean by "in a sarcasm similar to his"? Ah, add to it that you are really crazy. Maxus laughs:

I was straight up confused at the sudden reaction, and after it continued for a few seconds, I got annoyed and even more pissed off than before. Just what exactly could be so funny that he'd laugh in such a way, huh? Does he think I'm a joke or what? I couldn't help but show the anger on my face as his laughter continued, I really wished he could just choke right there, and maybe you know… die. I mean, that certainly won't be bad news for me, he'd be off my sister and also off my back too. “And just what is so funny, Mickey, care to say ?” I asked in a sarcastic tone.

he cried. But even if the situation was very hard for the two of us, someone behind my back clapped and faked a cry. “Bravo! Bravo! Majestic acting skills! Very on point,” he said. And the room was full of laughter. And thanks to Dr. Karsyn’s insensitive self. Please take note of the sarcasm.

How could he even be so annoying? "Haha, very funny" I said sarcastically as his chuckle persisted. "Alright man, chill out. I was just fucking with you" he said as he forced himself to stop laughing, "Of course you're dashing man. You don't have to take everything so seriously" he said. " Of course I wasn't taking it seriously" I said as I regained my morale, " I already know what a fine man I am. I certainly don't need your approva....... "