Sarcastic Haters Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“Nоt until уоu say mу оutfіt іѕ amazing.” I grіnnеd аt his twіѕtеd аntісѕ tо make mе bооѕt hіѕ ego. “Wеll I do lіkе thе hаt, уоu саn keep thаt оn lаtеr but nothing else.”

“You just attacked his men. That’s not exactly what allies do to each other.” He purses his lips thoughtfully. “Isn’t it? I had no idea!” I roll my eyes. “You know, they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit…” He grins wider. “Oh, but that quote is incomplete. Oscar Wilde actually said ‘Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence.’” I scowl. “It doesn’t change the fact that it’s not nice. It’s self-serving.” “How so?” I take a deep breath, eager to talk and distract him so he won’t decide something uncool. Like hurt me, for one. I need to stay alive until Kaan finds me. “It aims to belittle the other person and make the one who uses it feel superior.”

Nick protested but we were too busy fighting right now to bother about Nick and were neck deep in the competition of who would hurl hurting curses faster and better. “Smelly Cat” “Rotten mouse” “Horny dinosaur” “That’s a good one but hey ! You are a stinking pig” “And you are a motherfucking slut” “I hate you so much, Zara. I just can’t even like you,” he blerged. “Duh !” I sang out. “I am not a F******k status that you have to like me,” I taunted back. “I will slap you both so hard that even G****e won’t be able to find you,” Nick thundered. “Now shut up and get ready ! We are going to totally rock the party tonight !!!” he cheered before we went our own separate ways to get ready.

“If you have the time to make up rumors because of jealousy, why don’t you go to work at an electronics factory?” Fans who read her comments couldn’t resist laughing out loudly— “Hahaha! Go to an electronics factory and start working.” “These haters are sick, aren’t they? We don’t have time for such nonsense.” “If you’re all so free, drool over handsome men and beautiful women instead. Stop paying attention to pointless gossip.” “In the world of haters, they believe that all successful celebrities had to sleep with someone influential to get to where they are. Hahaha!” Xyla briefly read through the comments.

Sarcastic! “You are insane” I insulted him and returned to my seat. Charles went back to his seat too but packed up his things along with him. “Just tell me you’re resigning!” I said. “Opps! See you on monday” He laughed weirdly and left my office. “Arrrgh!!” I mithered frustratedly. “I hate that guy! I hate him! I hate him!!!, Aaaaarrrgh!!!!” ***** To Be Continued

Re-reading the same message over and over again, it feels like my head is trapped in a daze *You moved out of the hotel… well, I'll still come find you* *Literally I'll kill you when I see you, I hate your guts, you ugly fat ass. And for your information, yellow looks horrible on you. Burn that yellow lily dress. As a sl-t everything you wear disgusts me* I feel my throat closing in and when I try to breathe it gets worse. It's just a comment, it's just a fucking comments from my haters.

Maybe a chair leg shifting a fraction on the wooden floor. "It's kinda cool, really," I went on, trying to butter him up. "Like, I'm not sure what this is all for exactly, but hopefully it sets you up for some bigger roles in the future. I mean, if you're going for the 'strong, silent type', mission accomplished," I said, trying to rein in my sarcasm. There was still no answer, and I was starting to get frustrated now. "Well, one thing's for sure, that dude who calls himself the Captain" I said, happily expressing my sarcasm and annoyance now, "is an asshole."

I scoffed and decided to lowkey insult him. " Hindi ka naman mayabang niyan no? " I asked sarcastically and I heard him bark a laugh because of what I said. He finds it amusing whenever I insult him or throwing off sarcasm. Kaya napangiti na rin ako dahil nakakahawa naman talaga ang kaligayan niya.

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"