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"I, Darius Amaruk, reject you, Isabella Grey, as my mate!" I heard him, the man who was supposed to be my mate, spoke the words with contempt drilling in his voice.*********The night Isabella was rejected by her mate, she left her pack to cool off her head and got harassed by a rogue wolf. The deed led to pregnancy. And Isabella was left all alone in the world to fend for herself and her son. The last of her threshold began when she was taken in by the same rogue alpha and she discovered that he had no memory of what happened that night. Despite the growing feelings between them, her son -their son- became the reason why he would never mate her.

Reese: I know all too well the sting of heartbreak and rejection. Not a lot of men can handle a woman of my stature. I only hope that love is out there. When I agreed to meet up with my Frost cousins and their kids for a Christmas event after another breakup, I didn't expect sparks to fly with their friend Don Hunter. Don: I was surprised to be invited by my coworker Darius Frost to join his family and friends at the holiday lights at the park. It's not like I have family in the area, and I'm self-aware enough to know I wouldn't have some hot date. So why is the gorgeous Reese Nikolaidis giving me the time of day? It has to be a joke because she is out of my league. This is a standalone story but is the four book in the Ravenwood series. Book 1 - The Princess of Ravenwood Book 2 - Chasing Kitsune Book 3 - Expect The Unexpected Book 4 - Out Of My League Book 5 - Man's Best Wingman

Millie Caldwell fails to win Winston Greer's heart despite them being married for three years. They get married after a misunderstanding, and Millie goes back to being the princess of the Caldwell family.Her father asks, "When are you going to inherit my billions, sweetheart?"Her mother beams. "Be a designer like me! You're bound to become famous with me backing you up!"Her grandmother says sternly, "Mills has to take up medicine. Think about her prowess in the medical field—it'd be a waste not to use her skills!"Millie asks her grandfather, "What do you think, Grandpa?"He looks pleased. "How about we drink some tea and plant some flowers? You can enjoy your retirement before you're due for it."Millie thinks this is the best her life can get… until Winston latches onto her and refuses to let go."I regret everything, Mills." He holds her tightly after getting drunk. His eyes are red, and he chokes up as he says, "Can you call me your husband just one more time?"Millie smiles. "Have some shame, jerkface."Jerkface says, "Being shamed means nothing compared to having you as my wife."

Cara Nelson était la fille de deux Gardiens. Sa mère a donné sa naissance pour sauver la Luna de la meute et leur jeune fils, Rik, le futur Alpha. Son père a été paralysé alors qu’il protégeait l’Alpha de la meute. Cara était destinée à devenir la Gardienne de Rik lorsqu’il serait Alpha, mais Rik ne la connaissait même pas. Quand l’Alpha d’une meute voisine a exprimé son envie de prendre Cara comme sa compagne, elle se trouvait prise dans une bataille entre deux Alphas. Tous les deux voulaient qu’elle soit leur Luna, mais était-il simplement parce qu’elle était une Gardienne capable de renforcer leur meute ? Tout en équilibrant son attraction à deux Alphas, elle a découvert que son destin n’était peut-être pas aussi clair qu’elle le pensait. Son loup avait l’âme d’un gardien réincarné comme son père et sa mère, en plus de ça, elle a appris qu’elle et son loup étaient les seuls à être nés Gardien dans l’histoire. Quand un troisième Alpha tentait de la forcer à devenir sa Luna, ses Alphas devait la sauver avant qu’il ne soit trop tard. Cara était destinée à devenir une Luna, mais serait-ce par force, par destin, ou ferait-t-elle son propre choix ? Voici le premier tome de la trilogie des Gardiens.

I hated limelight because I was wolf-less and weak. My plan was to finish my one year at Black Moon Highschool quietly. But an encounter with the biggest bully of the school, left me shattered. From the day Apollo de Vries saw me, he had only one thing in his mind—he wanted to ruin me. And I had no idea why. Apollo was a dark, depraved soul who had the world spinning on his index finger. He had the confidence of gods and ruthlessness of devils. Elder son of the Alpha of the Black Moon pack and the future Alpha, he was dominance and arrogance wrapped in the body of a sinful Greek god with an equally sinful voice. I couldn’t handle his hatred. Until he started stalking me like the wolf, he was… “This is my last warning to you Natasha,” he said. “If anyone fucking touches you, I will kill him. Do you understand?” “Wh— why?” “Because you are all mine, sweetie. Mine,” he said in a low, lethal voice."

Riley is a 17-year-old girl. Her life is a lane of pain and sorrow. She is beautiful but sadness seeped through her form. When one day, coming back from her college, she found a bloodied knife in her bag. Her whole life turned upside down when cops came knocking at her door. What would happen when she would fall tumbling in the territory of Damon Black, a 26-year-old Rogue King. He is ruthless, known as a beast, and most importantly he is a werewolf, and she, is just a mere human. Would he tend to her wounds or will he become another nightmare for her? Read to find out. Hot... Love... Steamy...

Have you ever thought what one's life would be if their fate wasn't decided by the moon goddess?. Everything would be very different, one would get the chance to decide what path to take and who to love. Sadly that wasn't the case for me. My fate was already sealed the day I was born a Werewolf. The fact that I was born an omega meant that I was below the high ups. My purpose was to serve and please them as they wanted. I was never to look them in the eye or answer them back unless ordered to. One of my duty was to spread my legs for the alpha and let him breed me as he saw fit, until I could produce him pups as many as he wanted. Only then would I be given the freedom I longed for. And that was an omega's fate in our pack.

His hand gripped the waistband of her drawers, but Celia’s small hand grabbed his before he could pull it down. “Xavier please...” Xavier shook his head, stepping even closer. “That’s exactly how you had begged me that day...you had laid so vulnerable in my bed, looking like a ball of perfection. You remember it, don’t you?” Celia’s eyes glanced away from him as she nodded. “Yes...” “Then how could you really believe that I’d let anybody else see you naked? You became mine that very day.” He leant down, his lips resting in the crook of her neck. “You need to behave though, be a good girl...can you do that?” Celia nodded again, the closeness of his proximity driving her mad. “Yeah.” “Then let go of my hand.” - Celia Cobourne betrayed her pack in aid of being with him; her one true mate, and yet instead of accepting, he abandoned her. She deserved it though, didn't she? She was already branded, she was already used...and futhermore, what would an alpha king really do with a Rogue...? _ Xavier Macre or Rather Kaheel Macre as he came to know, ranked up from a rogue to an Alpha King after finding his real parents...he had stepped on many people for revenge and revenge got him on the throne he now sat on... But with nothing but a throne and a crown, what joy would he have? Could he go back to his mate? The rogue one, the stepping stool that brought him where he was today? Or should he try to get with her twin sister...the happily mated one...the one that stole his heart, then broke it for his brother? BOOK 2 IN THE UNWANTED SERIES

The Banished Alpha Heir x The Hybrid Vampire Princess Mate! Lucas cackled, high and insane in his mind. Our mate!! Daphne shrieked as the wolf leaped at her and tackled her to the ground. She stared up at the wolf looming over her, frozen in terror. She hissed at the pain in her neck as he removed its paw from her throat and stepped back just a bit. He growled, low and almost tender, “Mate.” Oh goddess, he was looking for his mate? He was going to kill her. “P-Please don’t k-kill me…” She pleaded, “P-Please, I…” The wolf flinched and trembled, “No. No. I wouldn’t-- Never-- I’m sorry…”

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