Sexual Jokes

*COMPLETED*Do you believe in night entities such as night demons, werewolves, and vampires? Do you agree that succubi and incubi exist? Do you experience sexual dreams and night terrors? I'm Diana Scott, a nineteen-year-old student. An incubus demon fell in love with me. I was trapped within a succubus demon at the same time. I believed that demons exist for real and this is my story. Warning! Read with your own risk. Scenes may contain abuse, sex, strong language, and more on killings. Parental guidance is recommended.

Ashley was devastated when she got rejected by her friend because he wasn’t in love with her anymore, and he was her only chance of getting a mate as all her other mates had died in the past. The moon goddess changed the fate of Ashley when she mated her with the alpha king of her pack, Xavier Evatt who is known for rejecting all his previous mates as he only uses girls to satisfy his sexual desires. Will the alpha reject her also or will she find love?

WARNING: This story contains sexual language and themes. Please skip this story if you are not open-minded. What if a billionaire woman had a personal need that only a virgin man could fulfill? What if an innocent young man entered her house to work, only to discover that an unwanted job awaited him? Would he go through with this job even against his will, or would he simply forget it and look for another instead? AUTHOR’S NOTE I’m not a professional writer, so expect some grammatical errors and typos.

Dante is an alpha, obsessed with having everyone under his control. At a party he meets by chance who would begin to be his weakness. This girl was completely unknown to him, but like any possessive alpha, he wanted her for himself... The same day he fixed his eyes on the poor girl, he became so obsessed with her that he kidnapped her, would Dante manage to have control over this girl, would he fall in love with her, would his sexual desire to possess her be so strong?

In the heart-pounding clash between a woman's audacious sexual history and her present marriage to a billionaire, the unexpected return of her captivating ex-boyfriend threatens to unravel everything. As her husband's children weave their way into her life, the fiery temptations of her past refuse to fade. Will she succumb to the allure of her ex-lover's embrace, risking it all for a taste of forbidden passion? Or will she choose the path of fidelity, guarding her secret desires as the tension mounts? The boundaries between love and lust blur in this electrifying tale of seduction, commitment, and the ultimate choice.

WARNING: This book is rated 18+ and contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and dark, obsessive themes. Till Sin Do Us Apart is a one-shot taboo tale of lust and domination, where two or more souls collide in the dark, seeking pleasure, and craving release. It’s not only love that binds them, but obsession. This story is extremely sinful, forbidden, and erotic, a slow exhale of tension and temptation. It’s about the ache of being wanted too much, touched too hard, controlled too completely… and still coming back for more.

When Eva stumbles into forbidden wolf territory, she has no idea the cost of trespassing during the mating moon. Taken by force, she is offered to the ruthless Alpha as a “claim bride”—a human sacrifice to help him survive the savage, sexual madness of his heat. But once she touches him, the Alpha doesn't just want to survive. He wants her. Again. And again. She should hate him. She should escape. But what happens when her body begins to crave the beast who claimed it?

Stellary Marquez is a stripper who needs money to find her lost half-brother that can help her to escalate her living status. Unlike other strippers who are working at the club, she was never engaged herself from any sexual intercourse activity yet despite of this, she still got the highest payment amongst the employees. One night, her manager nagged he to have a bed activity already since the one who requested her service is a VVIP and most respected. There, she meet the criminal who will commit the perfect crime.

Getting a job to work as the agent of a top artist in the country, Lyron is excited for the extra pay to cater to his siblings' needs. But when his boss, Amil and him find themselves on a rollercoaster of feelings harbored towards each other, starting with dislike and hate, they both do not expect to be bound by these feelings especially when Amil is betrothed to marry the daughter of his family's friend. Lyron is pregnant but emotionally broken. Amil keeps denying his sexual orientation and feelings for Lyron. What happens between these two lovers when fate comes into play?

WARNING : Matured contents !!! 18+ This book contains a lot of steamy contents and profanities, it doesn't get boring, it only gets hotter. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. "You know," Octavia mused, "we both have these intense sexual urges, but we're terrible at picking partners. What if we just became friends with benefits? No strings attached." Keir raised an eyebrow, his piercing blue eyes meeting hers. "Friends with benefits, huh? Are we sure we can keep it that simple?" Octavia Cosmo and Keir Hydra are childhood friends, they come to a compromise that after being in a series of unhealthy relationships with their past partners, they should be friends with benefits to satisfy their sexual urges. But as weeks of intense passion and lustful acts turned into months, Octavia's heart began to betray her. She found herself thinking about Keir not just in the heat of the moment, but at the most unexpected times. Love had stealthily crept into their friendship, but she was afraid to admit it. One night, as she lay on Keir's chest after a night of pleasure, she finally mustered the courage to speak. "Keir, there's something I need to tell you," she began, her voice trembling with vulnerability. But before she could continue, Keir gently interrupted, his voice laced with regret. "Octavia, we need to talk. I've been thinking... I want to call off our agreement." "What?"