Funny Sexual Jokes

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

the story futures a girl who is diagnosed. A nymphomaniac. for a sec she didn't even know what was until she was told the meaning.(a woman with uncontrollable or excessive sexual desire.) she's still in college. she does different sexually insane stuff in school. she's on her journey to self Liberation. Now with the help of the doctor our male protagonist, she is supposed to find a cure. But guess what? now she is obsessed over him

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENTS. Naked Sin is a collection of steamy sexual stories that unfolds raw sexual scenes. It is intended for matured audience, readers below 18 are advised. It includes violence, strong language, BDSM, kink sex and darker shades of desire. Every encounter depicts different sexual characteristics and experiences. Readers discretion is advised.

Aurelia the reincarnated moon goddess is spat on because she takes the form of a weak omega. She's betrayed by her own family, but an unusual one-night stand would change her life, leaving her pregnant. Opting for a quiet life, she marries him only to discover he is secretly wealthy. She decides to live a quiet life, but it's not possible because she isn't meant to have one. What happens when her mate and child need her help, will she fight to save them or continue being a coward?

       Hello everyone, sorry for the inconveniences, this book is currently under the process of editing and will be on hold till 25th-26th of the Month DECEMBER with regular updates. Thank you so much for understanding, please don't read it yet, wait until 25th-26th of OCTOBER. Thank You! Rava Wolf is a fourteen years old girl, abandoned, woofless and slaved by the rogues. She was just an unknown powerless Omega with no root, no background or neither can she recall where she came from and hoped she could be free. All Rava ever desired was to live a peaceful life, get bonded by her one true mate, get married, have children and live happily ever after. However, to her dismay it became impossible, when she discovers she was fated to the worst Alphas on the planet who will stop at nothing to make her life a living hell.

For twelve years, Nyssa trained to kill the monster who destroyed her village. She never expected that monster to be her fated mate. Chained before his pack, she swears a deadly Blood Oath: slay Alpha Raiden before the next moon, or both their souls will shatter. Every assassination attempt only pulls them closer. Every touch sets her on fire. And every secret she uncovers proves the real villain isn’t Raiden at all. He was framed. Her whole life was built on a lie. Now the man she vowed to murder is the only one she can’t live without. And time is running out.

Freya Laurent returns to the Blackwood Pack after five years, eager to reunite with her adoptive family. But the moment Alpha Dane, the man who's been her protective brother since childhood sees her, his wolf claims her as his fated mate. ‎ ‎Caught between duty and desire, Dane fights his primal urges while Freya struggles with dreams and an inexplicable pull toward the one man she shouldn't want. When jealous warrior Selene allies with rival Alpha Viktor, their attacks awaken ancient powers within Freya. ‎ ‎She's not just human. She's the Moon Goddess's last descendant, and everyone wants her power. ‎ ‎Can love conquer blood? Or will destiny destroy them both?

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

If these three months pass and I don't shed a single tear because of you, Chris... you will apologize to me and my family at the door of our home in my city, on both knees in our neighborhood! His eyes narrowed and shone intensely, only seconds until he came towards me and I was still leaning on the door, he stood right in front of me and raised my chin with his left hand.. He forced me to stare at him and said coldly: I apologize to you?? you ?! I have heard many jokes in my life..but a funny joke like this..I have never heard of it..this was what our agreement stipulated before I threw myself into his world, but events took another turn that I did not expect..who are you!! Which one of them would you be? What is the nature of your colorful world?! Rather, the most important.. What is my fault in all these intertwining and where fate takes me?