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Her ultimate mistake was marrying a man who couldn't keep his word-a man who would make her grieve as well as be terrible. At the end of the day, her desire of becoming a wife and mother will transform her into someone filled with anger and vengeance. ******** Helena Beatrice Manlupa married a man she believes is capable of providing her with a complete and happy family. Despite the accident she has gone through, she still trust her husband. Rowan Anderson Hidalgo broke his vow to his wife. His sexual condition is wrecking chaos in their marriage. He couldn't get away from his lust. He didn't realize that every time he had sex with another woman, he was turned into an immoral and irresponsible man. What if Helena discovers the truth, is she capable of forgiving herself?

Because of the poem he accidentally read, Satsuto's sexual orientation turns upside down. And when he realize that the boy he hates the most was actually he's in love to, what would he do? Can he even melt the cold-as-ice heart of that sanguinarian Snow? “I'll give you your fill and you'll give me a head, how about that?” Read how Satsuto Fuentes will fall deep into the homosexuality rabbit hole as he pursue Snow Benesisto.

TO HER family, Brooke was pain in the ass. Sa kanilang tatlong magkakapatid kasi ay siya lang ang matigas ang ulo. At para daw magtino siya ay napag-desisyonan ng ama na ipakasal siya sa anak ng business partner nito. Against si Brooke sa desisyon ng ama kaya sa araw na ipapakilala sa kanya ang lalaking gustong ipakasal sa kanya ay lumayo siya. Sa paglayo ay napadpad siya sa Baguio. Pinatira siya ng bestfriend sa townhouse ng mga ito. Akala ni Brooke ay mag-isa lang siyang titira do'n pero may board mate pala siya. Si Seven--kaibigan ng kuya ng bestfriend niyang si Zarina. Seven was tall, fair-complesion and handsome. And he is a playboy--a notorious one. At mukhang target din siyang maging babae nito dahil inaakit siya nito. Sinabi niya sa sarili na hindi siya mahuhulog sa karisma nito pero no'ng halikan siya nito sa labi ay nag-blanko ang isip niya. Iyong sinabi niyang hindi siya magpapaakit ay nagpaakit siya. And she couldn't deny the strong sexual tension between them. And it's hard to resist. At sa patuloy nitong pag-aakit sa kanya ay tuluyan na siyang bumigay...

Athena Madison is living her life to the fullest. Even though her life wasn't as fancy as others, she still managed to be grateful and contented. She graduated and is currently doing her job as a computer programmer and web designer. All is well not until she received a letter from an international mail. Never on her mind did she thought that that letter would bring such great changes on her life. Because according to the letter, she's actually an heiress of multiple publishing companies, lots of properties, and even tons of money! But the drill is, before she could take all her inheritance, she needs to work first for her mother's unfinished book. And that's not just a book. Because that book basically tackles all about having sexual intercourse! How can she start doing her part on that kind of book, when she doesn't even know what is it to be kissed?

" You're the reason why I wanted to love one woman until my last breath." - DONOVAN ALLARD A woman named Nemesis ends up being the most sought entertainer in the world of Entertainment district after she was exiled from her own house. She used to be a lady who endures and keep things to herself. But she became a woman who doesn't like the idea of inconvenience anymore. She doesn't offer sexual service. But she holds the highest rank in the entertainment district. Her clients were mostly noble guests and from family of wealthy people. But she's one of a heartless and emotionless in this industry. She hates her job. And hates it even more when she met Donovan again. Donovan, who is a CEO and owns a multi billion chain business. The moment he laid his eyes on her again, he was bewitched and fantasized her beauty. He is a womanizer who thinks all women are after his money and wants to play with them like porcelain dolls. But that moment he wanted to save her from that hell. But Nemesis lost all the trust she once have in every people. And What if Donovan's habit never dies.

WARNING: THIS STORY MAY CONTAIN SEXUAL AND STEAMY ACTIONS, FRAUDULENT AND CRIMINAL ACTS, FOUL WORDS AND OTHER ILLEGAL DOINGS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. Dahil sa isang engkwentrong naganap sa kanilang delikadong misyon ay nabulag si Ramiro Castillejo at siya’y inalis sa Black Underground Organization. He worked alone, he became an outcast. Sa kanyang galing sa pagiging assassin ay nabansagan siyang “The Blind Hitman” ng mga taong nakakakilala sa kanya ngunit meron siyang isang napakalaking problema, iyon ay ang organization na binalikan siya at ngayon ay nakikita siya bilang isang kaaway at isang malaking banta na dapat ng patahimikin at iligpit. Dahil sa pagbabanta ng organization sa kanyang buhay ay natagpuan niya ang sarili sa isa sa mga malalaki at maiimpluwensyang crime family sa Pilipinas, iyon ay ang Casa Clemente at ang tumatayong Don ay ang matalik niyang kaibigan na si Aarav Clemente. Pinangakuan siya nito ang kayamanan at proteksyon sa isang kundisyon, iyon ay ang patayin ang kalabang crime family ng mga Clemente, ang mga Fortez at ang main target nito si Don Octavio Fortez. Handa na sana siyang patayin ito at gawin ang pinapatrabaho ni Aarav ngunit isang babae ang sisira ng mga plano niya. Si Eleizha Fortez na nag iisang anak ni Don Octavio. Eleizha is smart, fun, sweet and a cheerful lady at hindi niya akalaing anak ito ng mafia boss dahil mabait ito at mapagmahal. Nagustuhan at tinanggap siya ni Eleizha sa kabila ng kanyang kapansanan at ngayon lamang siya nakaramdam ng ganon sa tanang buhay niya. Magawa niya pa kayang patayin ang tatay nito kung may espesyal na puwang na sa puso niya ang dalaga?

In a bustling city, many were shocked by the deaths of four entrepreneurs, including a business magnate. The victims were found in their gruesome death. One of the suspects is a female victim of their sexual abuse. The search for the suspect became more intense when the police chief's only son suffering from hypersexuality disorder was also brutally killed by the slayer. The officer did not stop searching for the murderer, he ordered to catch her, dead or alive! But police were puzzled, the killer leaves a bloodstain-shaped lip at every murder scene. Investigators were very eager to investigate the case. They began to doubt the character of a timid saleswoman in the cafeteria. Police were confused, the woman disappears every time she menstruates. Is her menstruation related to the murder of sex criminals? Who is the real killer? Catch the twist in this detective story!

Vacio McDerson, a 28-year old man who had spoken by himself. Unfortunately, he did not experience to have a friend and remained alone after his parents involved in a pitiful car accident, losing their lives. Sadly, after his job has finished, it is the time that his life was ended after helping out a woman from a sexual assaulter. He got the triumph and freed the woman, but he was not able to escape death after a knife pierced through his chest. However, during the time that questions are circulating in his mind after incident, his voice started to become as thin as of a child's. When he opened his eyes, he saw an old man and caught himself inside a cave—he is now in the afterlife where his journey of becoming the Third Commander begins.

WARNING: This story contains a lot of mature scenes and explicit sexual content that's not suitable for sensitive and young readers. Reader descrition is advised. Expect grammatical errors and typos. Unholy Assault is a dark romance series featuring dominant and possesive alpha males with twisted morals. They are not those whom you'll fall inlove with easily. This ain't your perfect story type. May you enjoy this unperfect world that's full of mystery, adventure, pain, love and uncertainty. - Squad X is a group of espionage or surviving spies whom the Agency deployed to gather intelligence outside and report back to them. They're the ones in the frontline of the war between the government and those who wants it to fall. Their real identities is a top secret and only one thing is certain about them–they are a group of female agents. Being on the squad's frontline, Domino, the squad's frontline espionage was sent to trailed, spy over and hunt Vhon Xandreus Darwish an Arabian Professor in her university who's body is drop dead gorgeous and screaming with lustful s*x appeal! Kakayanin ba ni Dom na pangatawanan ang misyon nyang i-turn over sa agency ang binata? Or will she end up being hunted and abducted by Vhon Xandreus Darwish instead, the two-faced Arabian man with a Greek God's appearance.

Wealth. Power. Freedom. Arcelli Giselle "Silver" Cregencia has everything anyone could ever dream of. From businesswoman to model to actress, she excelled. But there's someone she also wanted to get. That is Hadeon Vittori— billionaire. She has no romantic or sexual interest in him. She wanted him because she heard he was popular with supermodels and actresses, including Allison Klare Beltran, who had previously stolen her ex-boyfriend. The presence of Hadeon by her side causes people to weep and be jealous of her. She claimed that they are already engaged, despite not even knowing each other personally, so that someone would reveal their relationship to the public, and then she will dump him after that. That is it. However, Hadeon didn't deny her claim. Instead, he asked her to act not only as his fiancee but his wife to hide his relationship with her lover, Dr. Lindsay Almojera, from his parent, who strongly disapproves of their relationship. As the actress who started the game, will she continue to play along with it?