Sexy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

He rolled his eyes and smiled. "I have been wanting to ask you"He cleared his throat. Ask me what? He took my hands in his and squeezed it softly"I like you" Please don't tell me it's what I'm thinking "I re-really like you and any guy would be lucky to have you as his girl,will you make me that lucky guy and be my girlfriend?"He stuttered. First of all, horrible pick up-line I know right I wanted Jace to be my first boyfriend... But he stole your first kiss

I'm gonna get enough of her belly pecks. " I... I don't know what you saw in me and why you love me this endlessly that you ain't mad at me at all. How come? How can you love me to this limit? " she questioned more not believing me. However, I smiled at her and said " A devil always loves his beauty. And you're my beauty because you have made my life beautiful. " " So dead pick-up lines " she whispered but shed tears. " Let some sleep babe," I said back hugging her.

It was as if his mouth was coated with honey and these sugary words of his would constantly pop up out of nowhere. She had no idea where he picked up all his sweet lines from, and he would always make her heart go pit-a-pat with his sudden attack. On top of that, he had insensibly become a master at pick-up lines. “I’ll just look around. If there’s anything I want, I’ll buy it,” Tony replied as he knew Myra was actually compromising.

"But, babe, Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are so FINe" "No! I'm made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that's a NO" Pick up lines? Really? I know every witty comebacks to them. "You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" He threw again. "And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now" I replied smugly. He laughed, I smiled. Two can play this game. "But I want to give myself to you" He said again. "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." I responded.

I’m not expecting anything because I know it will only manage to hurt me when he didn’t meet my expectations but heck, how can I not expect when he’s giving me all the reason to do so? “Did you sleep well?” He asked me. I looked at him and shook my head. “No. You?” I asked. He chuckled. “Figures. How can you sleep well when you’re running crazily in my mind?” He told me and I couldn’t help but laugh. His pickup lines are the corniest yet the cutest. “Hey! I was being sweet here!” He beamed and I laughed even louder. “Have I ever told you how cute you are?” I asked him and he narrowed his eyes on me for a split second before focusing on the road again.

My heart started to race, and heat flooded me with the strength of a tsunami. "It looks like I'm into witches," he said, piercing me with his alluring blue eyes, and then he added, "For the last two weeks I fucked she-wolves, but only thought of you." My jaw might have dropped at that moment. Was he serious?! That sounded like the worst pick-up line ever! Did he think I would be impressed by his cocky confession?! Who did he think he was?! Fury rose within me. I was going to yell at him… or slap him…

I was flirting and the words bounced from my lips smoothly like butter. “And how many girls have you used that pick-up line on Kade?” “You, feel free to tell me if it’s working or if I need to up my game” Good God, I sounded like a sordid suitor trying to get in a woman’s pants after the first kiss. And that’s the fucking thing, I hadn’t even kissed her yet and I was this whipped. “Ooh you need to up your game buddy, where I come from men have better game than you”, she was teasing but I growled.

I said, stepping away from him. "Wait!" he exclaimed. I stopped walking and glanced back at him. "At least tell me your name?" he asked. "It wouldn't be nice if I don't remember the name of the damsel I just saved." Wow, he must have really thought his pick-up lines would work on me. I wondered how many girls he had charmed with those lines. I must admit, he smiled at everything he said. It was somewhat annoying since nothing was amusing yet strangely alluring, as his smile made him even more attractive.

Kids these days! Simone was talking to Eva about some upcoming dance and I was chatting with them too until my fake boyfriend decided to text me and his cheesy pick-up lines instantly became much more exciting than the discussion of when and where to go shopping. Blackmailer- 'And lemme guess, now you feel awesome? Super amazing? Dance-all-through- the-night great?' I bit my lip, fighting a huge smile from spreading on my lips. 'No, I feel neutral. You aren't anything special.'

I snatch the fifty dollars from his hand. “I will bet fifty dollars on you not getting your cock between my boobs tonight.” He winks and clinks his glass with mine as he raises a sexy brow. “Thank you. I will take that as a personal challenge.” I shake my head as I sip my drink. “Does that ridiculous pick up line work on many women?” He smiles and winks cheekily. “You would be surprised.” I smirk. There is something extremely honest about this guy. He isn’t pretending to be someone he’s not. It’s disarming.