Sexy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"Didn't feel like switching them on." A short, irritated laugh escaped me. "Seriously? That's your excuse? What are you, a vampire now?" He smirked, clearly enjoying our little back-and-forth. "Maybe I am. You know, just waiting for the right moment to sink my teeth into you." "Gross," I shot back, rolling my eyes right back at him. "You need to work on your pick-up lines, Ryder. That one's just pathetic." "Now if you're done playing your little games, I've got things to do," I said, brushing past him and heading for the door.

“If I am hungry, and I need someone who can help me with my hunger, can I go to you and let me have a bite even just in your lips?” I raise my hand and softly hold her face. I was about to kiss her, but she tilted her face. “Ha ha ha! Sorry, I don’t really know how to ease you. All I know is just a simple pickup line.” Simple? You call it simple? I nearly have a heart attack! I think you might also want to kill me! And then you call it simple! Is this woman insulting me!? “Stephen, hey Stephen! Are my pickup lines okay? Is it too corny?”

He said dreamily. "You know you have the worst pick-up lines?" I said and burst out laughing. He sighed and said "What to do Sweetheart? Love is messy and hard! 'I hate the sin, but love the sinner'!" He said and this time I smiled sweetly at him. Hmm... he's trying too hard to impress me. While I'm already head over heels in love with him. "Ok let’s get serious now." He said and suddenly kneeled down in front of me. "Cara...... I know I've not been the sweetest guy to you. I already know I don't deserve you. You deserve so much better that I'm scared that one day you'll leave me for someone better. And I definitely don't want that. I know I'm being selfish! But I want you to be mine. MINE i

Then he asked, “What would a pretty damsel like you be doing here tonight?” I scoffed at his flattering comment. He makes it sound like I'm one special girl, I’m sure he uses these same lines with his other female companions. I’m sure that he won’t even remember this conversation tomorrow. Guys like this only pretend to be interested in a girl just to get into her pants. It’s exactly what I want as well, I can feel the current flowing between us. The sparks were present, as well as the attraction and deep desire. I want him, I want to lose my V-card to this gorgeous stranger. So I’m not going to pretend or act like a goody two shoes In front of him, after all, we would never cross paths afte

He opened up to me last night! I hope we remain good together. It would be a shame for the both of us to separate after the talk last night. I opened the paper to read. Dear Dalia, Roses are red, Sky is blue, Of them all, I love you. My cheeks became suddenly hot and I folded the letter. What was that? It was the most cliche thing I have ever heard. Couldn't he find better pick up lines? I chuckled at the thought of him researching just to make me happy. His serious face and all…

I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me. Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked. "What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained. "I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.

“Hey momma… how are you doing?” “Not a pretty day, but it would be when I meet you.” Some nice pickup line that made him blush inwardly. “Lots of surprises to announce.” his hand rested in his pocket as he kept her on the hot seat. “What could that be Daddy?” her voice sounded like she wanted their usual but this time it was far from it, it was far from their usual lovely dovey life, it was different from that part of their life that required pulling out panties, sucking boobs, cock pussy nipples, and ass eating, or penetration also.

I repeat the question with the same tone but this time emphasising each word. "Sign what, Precious?" I take the laptop off his lap and put it next to me, then climb on him replacing the spot where the laptop resided half a minute ago, "I want your package," I cup his clothed hardness underneath me, "so where do I sign, Owen?" He laughs heartily as I giggle at my victory to lighten the mood between us. I actually spent some time in the bathroom looking for a pick up line that can help our situation, good thing it worked.

"You are not supposed to see me." That pulled a genuine laugh from her, loud and reckless. She shifted her groceries to one arm, freeing a hand to point at him. "Okay, wow. Is this your pickup line? Because I've heard better. What are you, some vampire out of a n*****x drama? Something like… 'oh no, mortal girl, you shouldn't see me'." She clutched her chest dramatically. "So spooky." But the way his gaze sharpened, like a blade unsheathing made the hair on her arms rise.

"If you know what I mean." "I don't... oh, yeah that." "See, I knew you could stop being dense." "I still don't see how getting me laid solves the problem." "Well, it's fun for one. And there's a high tendency that the auctioned and the buyer aren't just a one-night stand. Like, they become an item a lot. The guy is giving massive amounts to charity while telling you he thinks you're sexy in one swift move, it's a pretty solid pickup line, and he's already invested in you. Even if you don't think he's the greatest guy in the world, you could wrap them around your finger easily."