Shameless Us Bloopers Novels & Stories

It trembled for a moment before steadying again, revealing Aaron, Blake and… him. Next played the one scene that had been on repeat in his mind–Aaron’s fist slammed into his jaw. Suddenly, the video froze just as he was about hitting the floor and a cartoon horny blasted. Bright colors exploded across the screen, his face stretched and farting sound effects played as the footage zoomed in repeatedly. The meme continued for another few seconds before cutting back to the podcast where Gina was already laughing uncontrollably. They showed the other students around her too, all equally amused as they chortled and cackled.

aunty Clara shouts with tears . Megan's head whips instantly at the direction of her voice . She releases a sharp and loud laugh. A sound so maniac my whole body shivers as I watch her laugh so loudly . She stops laughing and proceeds to wipe imaginary tears from her face . "What kind of bull shit is that ? "She looks at the both of us and comes closer . "Not the kind you are on ,"I mumble glaring at her . " You honestly think that I'm going to let you two go or even one of you . Well I made alot of mistakes the first time I got you Bloom but thank God , you went crazy a bit ,"

the word shamelessly and impatient fell out of my mouth. "where's Chloe?"

It's the most bizarre, unthinkable reaction possible, but there's no helping or taking it back once it's out. “I'm sorry,” I manage before another laugh bursts out of me. “It's just... What is this? Did somebody script that for you? And you,” I add, waving a hand to the thug. “How many times did you practice cracking your knuckles to get it to happen just like that?”

Leo stood up and fell right on his face, and this happened again. And. Again and all over again. By the time it was 7th time, Shaw and I were dying on the floor laughing. 'Ray, this is awesome; I love you, girl," she said, hugging me. 'Oh, it's not over yet. There's more to come,' I told Shaw with a wink. I pulled my remote out and pressed the button on it. Bang!! Splash!! 'WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS!? GET THIS OFF OF ME. EWW, GET THIS OFF RIGHT NOW. AHHHHH, IT'S BURNING ME. I WANT YOUR BASTARD OF A MANAGER!" Leo was screaming like a crazy piranha bit his ass.

At this moment, they blushed in shame beyond their control and were rendered utterly speechless. Who would have thought that Liam would be so good at this?

It slammed into the television stand with a loud crack, but the reporters kept talking anyway. I stood so abruptly that the glass sitting beside me tipped over and shattered across the marble floor. “I SAID SHUT UP!” My scream echoed through the penthouse, but it changed nothing. The footage replayed again. There I was smiling at Clara, pretending to be sweet while checking where the cameras were positioned. Then, a second later, I threw myself backward onto the pavement like some insane actress in a low-budget drama. The worst part wasn’t the scandal. It was the laughter.

“Out of the blue, the spotlight shone on us. Fred was digging so hard with my hips bent… Irish.” It was my turn to cover my face with the pillow as I felt second-hand embarrassment. “Which style was it? Did anybody see you?” I asked while struggling not to laugh. “Yes, they saw us. They came in right at the spot. They saw his ass… I feel so embarrassed!” I couldn’t hold it back, I was tearing up from laughing. My mind drifted: what if it were Jimmy and me? What would be people’s reaction? No, no, not today.

“So what’s the smart decision then, genius?” “I don’t know,” I said honestly. “But chasing random guys across campus probably isn’t it.” “Okay, yeah, that was embarrassing,” he admitted. “We looked unhinged. If someone recorded that, we’re becoming a meme.” I groaned. “Don’t even joke about recordings right now.” He immediately sobered. “Right. Sorry.” Silence stretched between us for a few seconds, heavy and weird. Then he sat up straighter like something clicked in his head.

"You're kidding, right? I can't decide if that's incredibly brave or just downright insane. Either way, it sounds like a story worth telling to your kids someday!" Brixlee took a sip of her wine, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Okay, Xavier, spill the beans. What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?" Xavier chuckled, scratching his head. "Oh, where do I even begin? Well, once in college, I tripped over my own feet during a presentation in front of the entire class. It was like slow-motion humiliation, I tell you!" Brixlee burst into laughter, unable to contain herself. "Oh, Xavier, that's hilarious! I can only imagine your face turning bright red while everyone watch