Shameless Us Bloopers Novels & Stories

"Everyone! I have a special surprise for our beautiful couple!" Servants rolled in a massive screen. Photos began to play – all carefully selected shots of Mona at her worst moments: mid-bite at dinners, blinking awkwardly at parties, caught off-guard or looking confused. "I've been collecting these for years," Emily announced proudly. "I call it 'How Not to Be a Caldwell: A Cautionary Tale!'" The crowd roared with laughter as each new humiliating photo appeared. In one, Mona had spilled wine on her dress; in another, she was caught with her mouth open mid-sentence, looking ridiculous.

“What’s your most embarrassing moment?” I groan. “You’re enjoying this already.” “Answer the question.” “Fine. I accidentally sent a shirtless gym selfie to my company’s group chat instead of my trainer. Got three thousand likes in five minutes.” She nearly chokes on laughter. “You’re joking.” “Swear on it.” She picks again—black. Dare. I tap my chin. “I dare you to… eat a spoonful of peanut butter and say ‘purple platypus’ five times.”

Her smile, the one that makes her entire face light up, is back. And the selfish part of me is glowing because I know I’m the reason why. But of course, Buzzcut Guy has to ruin the moment. He smirks, leaning back like he’s about to drop the punchline of a bad joke. “Damn, Grace. Your face looks like you just gave someone a blowjob.” What. The. Fuck. “Dude, seriously?” I snap, my embarrassment rocketing into sheer mortification. Millie doesn’t miss a beat. “Watch your mouth, asshole.”

Good at winning people over, always sweet to me. I convinced myself she would never have the guts to play with fire like that. "My apologies, Zoya, Mr. Alex," Zeena said, sounding mortified as she slid her shoe back on. "My foot was itching like crazy, and when I tried to scratch it with my other foot, the shoe just flew right off. I’m such a klutz." I gave a polite, tight smile and nodded. I accepted her excuse just to keep my own sanity intact. But that fake tranquility was shattered the moment dinner ended. As we prepared to leave, a new notification from Shane slammed into my defenses like a wrecking ball.

Thank you' Oh Shit.

He had opened the chat and looked at my naked body. Fuck! I'm gonna die! My phone buzzed. A new message. Professor Ashton: Miss... I suppose you made a mistake with these. My fingers were shaking so much I could barely type. My vision blurred with tears of pure shame. Me: I'm sorry, sir! I made a mistake! It was supposed to be for someone else! I'm so sorry, sir! So sorry, sir! I am so embarrassed! I sat there, naked and shivering in the bright studio. I felt like the whole world was watching me.

Shiv-“Nope” She looked at him shocked Annie-“Never, like you have not even got single punishment” Shiv-“Nope, I was not the trouble maker” Annie-“Ho Nerdy ha” Shiv-“What! No I mean yes, but I was not a trouble maker, who would trouble the class and get punished” he tried to defend himself

,He blushes. "I did Ava I pooped myself in front of everyone at gym class. I told that awful teacher my stomach hurt and he didn't believe me. I thought a quick fart would help but it wasn't a fart I shit like a geyser and the teacher screamed like a girl as he ran gagging",Ava was laughing hard as she slapped the bed. "Oh my goodness I love you Liam, he froze his eyes welling with tears, you really are a wonderful brother in law",he sniffles as she wipes his face and hugs him.

"I... I didn't! It was a glitch! Must've been a system malfunction!" she stammered, eyes bouncing all over the place. Kevin shot up too, throwing on the fake worry. "Yeah, Mr. Dunham, the system bugs out sometimes. I'm sure Yvette didn't mean to." Still clinging to the old classic—blame the tech. I didn't say a word. Just watched their little improv show play out. Then, calm as ever, I turned and clicked to the next slide.

Needless to say, she was embarrassed and uncomfortable. Just when she felt utterly ashamed—wishing she could find a hole to crawl into—Jelena appeared in front of her, saying, "Melody, Mister Shaun is looking for you." Jelena brought Melody into Shaun's dressing room. Shaun let out a resigned sigh when he saw Melody. "I heard about what happened outside just now." "Sorry, Mister Shaun." Melody had not handled things well and could only bow in apology. Shaun asked her to sit and spoke with a weighty tone, "Don't worry about it. There are inevitably issues when filming for the first time. Even those who come from a professional background make mistakes, let alone a newcomer like you."