Shameless Us Bloopers Novels & Stories

I know I have seen this before I just can’t place it at the moment. “OH Fuck.” I hear Mona mutter. “Well I guess we have our missing piece don’t we.” Shane says “Shit.”

They all opened their mouths in slow motion, and take a deep breath at the same time still in slow motion. Suddenly, the effects disappear. And they blow the inhaled air. BOOM! A BURST OF LAUGHTER EXPLODE! Jin and everyone in the whole market except Benjoe and Catrina laughed out loud. They keep on laughing so some are already in tears. Others stamp their feet, and some even tap on the shoulders of others. Benjoe was ashamed of what was happening. That was the most embarrassing moment that happened in his life. His face became even more ugly and he was sweating with embarrassment.

I peeked for half a second—and froze. People were gathering. Watching. Recording. My stomach twisted. This is a bad idea. A terrible, humiliating idea. This thing couldn’t hold both our weights. We were going to fall. I was going to become a meme. People were going to— “Let me show off a little,” Leo whispered. And then— We lifted. I screamed loudly, burying my face in his chest.

I found a piece of eggshell in the collagen-rich chicken soup I usually had at breakfast every morning. I called Lilian over and made her watch as I picked the shell out and placed it on the table. Folding my arms, I stared at her. "I'm so sorry, Alaina," she mumbled, her face flushing with guilt. She did not dare to meet my gaze. "I'm sorry. It must have fallen in while I was interacting with my live stream audience earlier."

She grinned using her shoulders to rub against mine. "Shelly do I ask you about you and micheal's sex life?" "That's because you don't want to know else I would surely have told you how he kisses me, caresses my cheek, fucks–" "Enough!" "I was just getting to the good part bestie, why did you stop me?" "Shelly you're actually Shameless." "Of course! I can't be ashamed of what I do with my man and oh yeah hope you use protection?" "Why would I, it just happens and I don't even think about that when he touches me."

"The Event of the Year! Sky-Bound Action Scene!" I looked like a puppet on strings in the video, with my limbs stretched out and suspended in midair. I was grimacing terribly as the shot zoomed in on my face. I scrolled down and noticed a sea of mocking laughter below the video. "Dominic's expression is so meme-worthy!" "Lisa is so impressive for putting in so much effort just to make the school heartthrob happy!" "Dominic actually pissed himself! Does anyone want a close-up shot of that?" "I'll pay good money for it as long as you send it to me!"

“I just want someone to tell me what I’m doing wrong and help me fix it so I can be better for us than go and cheat on me and expect me to stay. Or just make it plain you do not want me. That’s never going to happen. Like Satan never going to heaven again, yeah, that’s me not getting back with your cheating lying ass.” “Well I sense a tension building from this topic so let’s talk about you,” William changed the subject. “I’m just like how you see me, which is love getting on your nerves, making others happy, taking photos, writing, editing, cooking and spending quality time with Amber,” she replied. “I don’t know if I’m the blind one that in the end scooby doo is always right.” “Scooby Doo

She groaned out loud out of frustration when she remembered that she couldn't use the internet while they were on air. "God, I'm such a mess. What if they think I'm tooclumsy?y" she thought to herself. "Calm down; they will like you." She heard Liam chuckle at her, and she looked up at him, mortified. "I'm guessing you didn't mean to say that out loud." Liam smirked at her. "Shut up," she said with her cheeks heated from embarrassment, and Liam just laughed. "Tell me more about you and your family before we land." Ashley said this while taking a big scoop of her ice cream. She almost got a brain freeze from the coldness, but she ignored it.

"Sorry, sorry. That is my fault." After stepping off the stage, as I passed the control console, my foot slipped. My whole body crashed into the table, and I "accidentally" spilled half the bottle of water in my hand onto Jenna’s skirt. "What are you doing!" Jenna shrieked as she jumped up. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!" I fumbled with tissues, wiping at her in a flurry. In the chaos, I slipped a USB drive into the inconspicuous port at the back of the control computer.

Meanwhile, the nonchalant Adam said, “Son, your mom’s body is mine. She should breastfeed me first.” A ghostly silence surrounded inside the car, like a calm before a destructive tornado comes. Realizing his mistake, Adam’s eyes widened. He saw Maxine and Brett’s stunned reaction using his peripheral vision, and Adam felt like he was being swallowed with a big monster named: ‘Huge Shame.’ He did not expect that he will respond to Brett’s joke and that lewd words slipped from his mouth. Reeled at this, Adam stepped on the brake and a car bumped them from behind.