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Okay so long story short: Don't have one night stands - especially not with a werewolf, when your wasted beyond repair and there no protection because he mumbled in between heated kisses "Not to worry about it" (Idiot). If you ignore my little piece of advice, be prepared for the following: 1. pregnancy 2. the knowledge that supernatural creatures exist and 3. Being kidnapped by said creatures A bonus if they snatch your best friends too

Maximilian broke out of the formation a group of witches set in place to prevent monsters like him from appearing in the human realm. When he reached the human realm there was a blood bath. All those who caught him in the act were killed. Cyra who happened to pass by the short route was unfortunate to encounter the scene of the bloody monster, she wasn't the only one that mistakenly saw the scene but she was the only one that was spared.

Forbidden Pleasures An Erotic Collection Forbidden Pleasures is a hot collection of short, steamy, spicy , intense explicit forbidden romance stories. In a world where rules are broken and desires come to life from step siblings hiding a secret hidden affair to ruthless bosses who claim their interns on their desk and beds making every page is filled with dark drama and intense heat. To fathers best friends’ . This contains invitations that is wrong but feels so good to not accept .

Take a journey with me into my collection of short horror stories. Over the years, my dreams have always scared me so much that I had a hard time sleeping at night. So, one day I decided to create new stories from my deepest fears. From Vampires, monsters, witches and ghosts to stories that seem normal but are just a little off, I hope my stories chill you to the bone as much as they do me.

Naughty & untamed is packed with filthy, hardcore sex scenes that don’t hold back. It dives deep into raw, taboo desires—rough, dirty, and unfiltered. You’ll find fathers doing the unthinkable , athletes pounding each other’s tight holes, step-brothers breaking every rule, dominant nurses and professors fucking their subs hard, and girls taking control with ruthless domination. There’s screaming, pounding squirting, cum, and sweat everywhere. No limits, no apologies—just brutal, hungry fucking that comes with dominance , submission, and forbidden lust. If you want every twisted kink and filthy fantasy unleashed in ruthless detail, this collection will shove it deep and leave you panting and dripping for more.

Sabiana Zoreta was bought for fifteen million pesos. At the very young age of twenty, she was being bid in an elite club. She was taken there to be sold and included in an auction. Kidnapped at the age of five by her father from her wealthy known stepdad, she later questioned why he would sell her when she grew up. Could a father really sell his own child? For her father, the answer was yes. Pinalaki siya para pagkakitaan, but the man who bought her didn’t want her for just one night. He wanted her to be his lover—Lennox Montebello, the prince of the underground organization, dirty, dangerous, and dark.

Katalea and her new mate set out to find the missing hidden prophecies. They soon discover four other supernatural strangers tasked with the same quest. All seek the prophecies for their own reasons, but they must come together as a team in order to succeed. From five absolutely different walks of life, these six must learn to trust each other. Will they reveal secrets about their past in order to protect their future? Will they be able to keep the prophecies from falling into the hands of the one who would like to see them all fail, and become extinct? This story has it all, wealth and romance, travel and extravagance, and deep and dirty little secrets that could destroy them all.

She is too prim and proper. The definition of innocence. Envied by many for being perfect— rich, well-mannered, smart, beautiful, and modest. But behind that gentle personality, there hidden an unexpected truth. She loves watching sex videos, throwing hates on people she doesn't like, and silently cursing them in her mind. It gives her a sense of fulfillment. It became her perfect getaway from the harsh dominance of her family, depriving her with freedom. What if someone will find out about her dirty little secret? And that someone is the man she despises the most? Will she stay INNOCENT in the eyes of many? Elsphit x Mizojantre

“Get on your fucking fours and make me cum, boy toy.” He muttered sinfully, lips grazing my earlobe. ☆☆☆ Milestone College is ruled by power, money… and cruelty. Ryker Creed enters its gates with nothing but a scholarship and a secret obsession with the very man who ruled the campus—Leonardo Rizz. When a single night of humiliation throws Ryker into Leonardo’s path, a dirty deal is struck behind locked doors: safety in exchange for his body. No emotions, just pure lust. In a college where love is forbidden between the rich and poor, power is ruthless, and betrayal is inevitable— falling for the devil may be the most fatal mistake of all.

Sabiana Zoreta was bought for fifteen million pesos. At the very young age of twenty, she was being bid in an elite club. She was taken there to be sold and included in an auction. Kidnapped at the age of three by her father from her wealthy stepdad, she later questioned why he would sell her when she grew up. Could a father really sell his own child? For her father, the answer was yes. She was raised to be a commodity, but the man who bought her didn’t want her for just one night. He wanted her to be his lover—Lennox Montebello, a member of the underground organization, dirty, dangerous and dark.