Short Dirty Jokes

All her life, Lilith lives in isolation. Considered a curse, she is known as the Raven Witch Wolf. Close her heart to anyone including her emotions. She soon will be intertwined with the uncanny Alpha who pulled her into his arms and becomes his mate. Alpha Ryder is one titled devil who turns his pack into a bloody massacre and took the position of his father as the new Alpha. With his title as the strongest Alpha with a short temper and vicious nature, he falls into the uncanny rogue with the witching ability. The two of them that was chosen by the moon goddess, yet cursed by the land. Can love change what the heavens intended?

On the day of my birthday, my cousin, who does ballet, falls and injures her leg. My father smacks my leg with a club in a fit of rage. I cry out in pain, but he doesn't care. He sneers and says, "Now, you know how it feels! Why didn't you stop to think how much pain your cousin would be in when you pushed her and made her fall down the stairs?" He hits me with all his might until I can't make any more sounds. To drive the lesson home, he shoves me into the basement, uncaring that I'm on the brink of death. "I'll let you out of there once you stop thinking these dirty thoughts, Yvonne!" But when he opens the door to the basement once more, all he sees is my decomposing corpse.

Ariadne Herrera had it all— beauty, brains, money and a handsome boyfriend. Hell, even her family is perfect. But when her boyfriend of two years cheated on her with Dahlia Laurel, her best friend since childhood, she wanted to skin them alive. But she’s not going to stoop down to their level. Instead, she went to a bar and drown her sorrows with a few dirty martinis. She met a handsome man and lost her virginity to him that night. She woke up the next morning all embarrassed and left him as fast as she could. Aria was sent overseas and years later, she returned with her twins ready to start anew. Her first day at work became a disaster when her nanny brought the twins to the office and came face to face with the grumpy CEO, Randall Colton, who happens to be her twins’ daddy.

Mia Williams thought landing a job at Declan Enterprises would finally bring stability—until she met the man who runs it. Harry Declan is a billionaire CEO with a reputation for being ruthless, brilliant, and entirely untouchable. But when Mia accidentally stumbles upon a confidential document that could unravel a major acquisition, Harry doesn’t fire her. He makes her an offer: stay quiet, follow his rules—and in return, he’ll give her everything she’s secretly craved. Control. Power. Him. As their dynamic spirals from professional to possessive, Mia finds herself falling under the spell of a man who plays dirty in business and even dirtier in the bedroom. But with secrets lurking in every shadow of his empire, Mia has to decide: is she a pawn in his game… or the only one who can beat him at it?

Some cravings are too dark to resist. Behind closed doors, in hushed whispers and stolen glances, lies a world where love is forbidden, lust is untamed, and every touch feels like crossing the line. Forbidden Desires: A Forbidden Erotica Collection strips away innocence and plunges into the wicked realm of taboo romances, where stepfathers ruin virginal stepdaughters, stepbrothers become sinful obsessions, tutors seduce their own students, and best friends betray each other with raw, unfiltered passion. Each story is sharp, dirty, and drenched in temptation. From secret masturbations that spiral into seduction, to forbidden hands that should never touch but do. These tales aren’t for the faint of heart. They’re for the hungry. Desperate. The ones who crave what society says is wrong. You’ve been warned. Open this book, and surrender yourself to the sins you’ve always fantasized about.

Riley Cooper's life as an Omega changes for the better when she is sold out to Prince Norman Edelman by her fated mate who rejects her for being a runt. Norman Edelman wants nothing but to inherit his father's throne against all odds including playing dirty on his brother, Damon and Kirk Edelman, so he buys a Listener from Hornside pack only to realize Riley's not exactly what he wanted but all he ever needed. Riley finds herself unexpectedly entangled and irresistibly pulled to the handsome princes—the Edelman triplets. Despite the inner conflicts warring inside of her, she can't deny the growing connection that binds her to each of the brothers. Will she continue to resist the alluring call of passion and love of these fierce princes, or will she surrender to the seductive pull of the one Prince she can never shake.

Lorenzo McLaren is an underground Mafia Lord who controls New York City. He does whatever he wants and gets away with it Mariana Martinez is a college student whose life is turned upside down when she is kidnapped and sold into a Mafia ring. She refuses to give up and accepts the life before her, fighting and looking for ways to escape. But her defiance is cut short when it grabs the attention of Lorenzo. Mariana falls first but Lorenzo falls harder. Will Mariana be able to ignore her morals and love Lorenzo even with his dark side? And will Lorenzo have to sacrifice his empire for the woman he loves?

"Jennifer will flame up and the audience won't like it either. With this dress, all eyes will be on you." "Yeah, exactly. Just like the groom. They will be staring at my just like how you are staring at them right now." Susan said and this brought Steve back to reality as he shook his head. Susan seduced her best friend's fiancee on their wedding day and had with him before the wedding kicked off. She only wanted a quickie, but after the session, she changed her mind and decided to have him all for herself. This is a compilation of short steamy stories. Book 2 of WILD EPIC DESIRES.

After I got pulled into the horror game, my nearsightedness made everything blurry. I ended up treating the creepy girl in the blood-stained dress like my own daughter, the final boss like my husband, and the old creepy ghosts like my loving parents. The first time I met the boss, I grabbed his abs and said, “Nice body. Shame you’re kind of short.” He actually laughed in anger, picked up the severed head in his hand, put it back on his neck, and ground out, “I’m six-foot-one. Still think I’m short now?”

WARNING: Mature content ahead. If you're under 18 or sensitive to explicit themes, consider this your cue to stop reading. Things are about to get hot. Lust, Caution — a collection of wickedly steamy short stories designed to heat up your day... or night. Inside, you'll find a defiant secretary tangled up with her dominant CEO, a restless housewife chasing forbidden thrills, an Omega burning for Alpha attention, an innocent girl who piques the interest of the school bully. And that’s just the beginning. If you’re in the mood for mischief, desire, and deliciously sinful tension, then come closer. This book was written just for you.