married for show
She stared at me in absolute, unadulterated horror, her hands flying to her cheeks in pure, dramatic agony.
"Alexander Ray," she gasped, her voice dripping with theatrical shock. "Please tell me you did not just ask me what Prison Break is."
"It sounds like a documentary about correctional facilities," I replied evenly, completely serious.
"A documentary?!" she shrieked playfully, running up to me and grabbing my arm with an infectious laugh. "Oh my god, you poor, deprived corporate soul! Michael Scofield? Lincoln Burrows? The tattoos? The genius jailbreak plans?! It is literally one of the most iconic, suspenseful shows in television history! How have you lived thirty years on this earth an