Smart Minion Novels & Stories

] My AI greeted me. "Good evening, Cho," I responded. [Please take your shoes off and come in.] "Thank you." As expected, Minseok followed my lead, leaving his shoes in the shoe cubbies. My AI, named C.H.O. - Cognitive Household Organizer, was a holographic lady. She bore a striking resemblance to a young Korean woman, her long black hair neatly tied in a ponytail and adorned with bangs. Her name came from her ability to mimic human speech, which she did flawlessly. The majority of people found it creepy, but Minseok didn't seem bothered at all. In fact, he seemed fascinated by her.

I couldn’t quite place my finger on it. “What do you mean?” Lily asked. “Let’s have a race,” the minion replied in a chirpy tone, like she’d just said the most profound thing ever. “You will compete with Sara in a horse race. I trust in her skills completely, so I’m sure she’s going to win. “A race?” I arched an eyebrow. “What is this, kindergarten?” “Think about it,” Sara's mini-me chirped, her enthusiasm as fake as her boss's smile. “Winner gets the contract. Simple, elegant... unless you're not confident in your abilities?”

The cold liquid splashed across her hand, fully waking her up and thoroughly pissing her off. “This better be good,” she growled into the phone without bothering to check the caller ID. “Like life-or-death emergency good, because if you woke me up to tell me about some minor scheduling change, I will hunt you down and—” “Good morning to you too, Ms. Moreles.” The voice stopped her mid-threat. Deep, smooth, with just a hint of amusement that made her teeth clench. She would recognize that snobbish tone anywhere. Rohan Marquez.

"Everyone is mesmerized by them and I found them quite disturbing." "Disturbing?" "Yes, like, they're yellow... and why some have two eyes and some just one? Why can't they properly talk? And they are actually bad, do people realize that?" He snorted. "They're from an animated movie." "So? You've asked for an ugly thing." "Okay, so minions are 'disturbing' and yet you like that." Nate pointed the puppy and I hugged it tighter, smiling somewhat teasingly. "I love him. Stuffed toys are the only animals I tolerate."

I closed my eyes, calmed my harsh breathing down while my heart rate also declined to a reasonable pace. Focusing all my energy on my senses, particularly smell, I felt the stench from above me. Way above me. Bunching up and tensing my legs I took another breath and then I leapt into the air, and angling my head at the last second I bit down on something and pulled it down with me. After I had the side of what felt like a torso in my mouth, I opened my eyes and saw that I'd grabbed another minion. She was currently sputtering and choking and seemingly unable to cloak herself hence why I could currently see her.

The ceiling didn't just crack; it pulverized. The diamond-tipped Mantis-Borer—a segmented, robotic centipede designed for deep-crust mining—shrieked as it ground through the final layer of basalt. It was a masterpiece of the Iron Mind’s engineering: a relentless, unfeeling predator that didn't need to breathe, bleed, or think. "Flares! Now!" Siren screamed.

It was a cold, robotic voice that sounded like a thousand people speaking at once. "Sovereign identified. Dark energy detected. Protocol: Extinction. Initiating the Hive Mind." The sky opened up, and thousands of small, silver spheres began to rain down on the world. One of them landed on our deck and cracked open. A small, silver child stepped out. It had my face. It had Leo’s eyes. And it was holding a bomb. "Hello, Mother," the child said.

He said and it looked like he was realizing something. Kaizer then looked at him and smiled. Mingchan was looking at him with his amazed reaction. “You have a super power, Kaizer? Is that the perk of being the first robot from SOS planet?” Mingchan dumbly asked. Kaizer chuckled at him and then put an arm on him and then pulled Mingchan closer to him. Mingchan then felt shy and moved away, “Hey, what is so funny?” Mingchan asked and then cleared his throat as he removed Kaizer’s arm from him and looked away.

The apartment he rented in Trafford, one of the districts of Manchester, was at least ten times larger. Lou added to the trinkets from fans another one - a designer toy. A sort of cross between a sheep and a dragon, with eyes like two dark forest lakes. He puzzled for a long time what to give his beloved, and decided that she should like it. With her specific tastes. And I didn't guess. Kit squeaked and squeezed the monster with childish delight. She baptized him with his name. And then she began to squeeze Louis himself.

Since my arrival, Min has dropped subtle thing around the hiuse that made my life easier. He'll bing new flowers everytime the old one die, turn of my monitor any time I forgot to do tht, close the blinds so the sun doesn't affect my sleep, put my fully chsrged phone by my bedside. Lemon in water covered with lids, replacing the toothpaste when it finished and notes stating specfically where he went.