MY TABOO STEP DADDY
Actually laugh, until my ribs hurt and my eyes burn.
"C'mon." I squeeze his crotch one more time, just to be petty. "Do it. Show me how dominant you are."
"No... urrgh... no fucking shirt—"
Achoo!
The sneeze hits him so hard he staggers back a step. Then another. And another. And another.
His whole body convulses with each one, big shoulders shaking, nose running, eye watering.
I laugh until I can't breathe. Until I'm bent over, wheezing, tears streaming down my face.