So He's An Idiot Novels & Stories

That’s why, she didn’t want to handle a drenched man. She grabbed his hand and said, “Not that way, idiot.” He was about to be led by her when his steps halted and repeated, “Idiot?” She turned back to look at him at that, and seeing that heartbroken expression on his face almost made her feel guilty. He had his gaze lowered as though she called him the worst thing on the Earth. “I was calling myself an idiot. I am the idiot.” He then stared at her and, in a strict tone, voiced out, “You are not an idiot. You are pretty. So pretty.”

If they are poor, live suicide will not last long or function properly. He ignored what I said and stared at me from head to toe. “You have a smart appearance. Why don’t you put your intellect to good use?” I laughed sarcastically. “I only appear to be intelligent, but I am a blithering idiot. If I were wise, I wouldn’t be here because only foolish and ignorant people would come here to do this despicable thing.”

she asked after she had swallowed her mouthful. He didn’t answer straight away, taking time to slowly finish his own mouthful. He tapped the spoon on his lips before answering. “I don’t think you’re an idiot,” he said. “I don’t understand, but my ignorance doesn’t make you the idiot.” “I think I’m an idiot,” she grumbled before scooping some more gelato into her mouth. “Why?” he asked. “What makes you the idiot in this scenario and not Nathan?” “Because we had an agreement and I was the one who reneged,” she replied.

A vegetable. I shook my head, a genuine laugh bubbling up. It sounded dry in the quiet room. “Such an idiot. Couldn’t even handle a broken woman. No vision. No patience.” Just brute force. And it got him crushed. Good. It was better he was out of the picture. Less noise.

" He rolls his eyes. I felt the air leave out of my lungs. Was he insinuating everyone knew about Kade and me? "Before you shit your damn self, I don't think anyone else noticed. If you have noticed, I'm the only genius around here bitch. " He rolled his eyes while fighting off the smile curving on his lips. "Those idiots around here can't compare to my high ass IQ. It's sad really." He snorted. " I mean look at this shit." He points his thumb at the back of him and turned slightly to face the two boys arguing about a fallen pretzel. "Damn idiots I tell you." He shakes his head.

He nodded at her biceps which bunched with the weight. “I wish I owned a real one. I’d shoot you in the dick.” “Are you mad at me? What did I do?” “Nothing. You did nothing.” Except haunt her dreams and potentially be a barrier to her having a normal relationship. “I have a question.” “You asked one already.” “Another one.” “You’re an idiot. How is someone your age, with your intelligence and your experience, such an idiot?” she mumbled under her breath uncaring if he heard her.

He used to call Diana a fool all the time. Now it seemed like he was the ultimate idiot! "Wow, she's stunning! Even more beautiful than a celebrity!" "She looks exactly like the future mother of my children. The moment I saw her, I already planned out where we would be buried together!" "Are you kidding me? You think you stand a chance with her, you idiot? She belongs to all of us!" "I wonder if she's single. If she is, I have this immature love I want to talk to her about."

He ays quickly before walking away quickly. Enjoy your stay here? That is the best that he could come up with? That old, cliché line? She must thing that he is a complete and total idiot. Hell, at this point he is thinking the same dang thing. He is clearly dumb as a box of rocks. He sees a pretty woman and he blurts out stupidity. Smooth. Real smooth. “Hey! Wait a sec!”