So He's An Idiot Novels & Stories

“I know, I know. It was stupid and impulsive but I had no choice. Thankfully, it worked and now he wants to see him.” He didn’t say anything at first. His expression didn’t change, but something about his posture stiffened. Then, slowly, he shook his head and started to stand. “You’re an idiot.” The words landed like a slap. My smile faltered. “Excuse me?” He stood up, grabbing his jacket. “I said you’re an idiot, Sage.” I let out a sharp laugh, but there was no humor in it. “Wow. Thanks for the support.” “I’m not going to support something that’s obviously stupid.”

Matthew rolled his eyes. "Don't blame me for you being a fool." I glanced at Matthews. "It's because you were already an idiot, but now you show it." "Idiot is not a disease." Matthew objected. “Stupid is not a disease, but a person who suddenly becomes stupid may already have some disease.” I followed Matthew. "You'd better get checked out, otherwise the disease will become so severe that it won't be curable." I looked proudly at Matthew. Matthew helplessly patted my head. "I'm so out of touch with you."

“I didn’t mean it like that. That sounded… Fuck, I’m an idiot.” Her delicate giggle seemed to ease his misgiving. “You are an idiot,” she tittered. “But you’re my idiot. I’ll call in sick. Let’s do it.”

I muttered under my breath, trying to focus on what Evan was saying. “ Idiot? I have been working day and night to ensure everything goes smoothly, Your Highness. How can you call me an idiot? ” He huffed sulkily. “ I am not calling you an idiot. ” I looked up at him. “ Who else are you calling an idiot then? It’s just you and me here. ” He grinned, glancing around playfully. There was him and I and my idiot heart. That made three presences because I sure as fuck was not about to accept that this useless organ belonged to me. But I was not about to tell him that. People might as well start thinking I have gone mad on top of everything else.

but Chaos stopped me from continuing, knowing what I was about to say, “He’s a depressed idiot, with the cure within his reach but he’s too damn stupid to realize it.” “It’s hard to care about someone who won’t help themselves, huh?” Chaos’ forehead pressed against mine and he released a frustrated sigh, “Yeah. It is.”

“You got everything you need?” “Yeah. Fake ID, sob story about running from abusive pack, the works. I’ll be their sad little stray by tomorrow night.” He paused, looked at me. “Hey. I’m coming back, okay? Don’t do that sad puppy face. ” I rolled my eyes, but my throat was tight. “You’re an idiot.” “Big idiot,” he agreed. “But I’m your idiot right now.” Rowan clapped him on the shoulder. “Be careful.”

"This is so hilarious. All of them are so embarrassed right now. They want to pull him back, but this guy looks like a complete idiot that wouldn't care about what others say. He wants to become a hero like this, how funny! This is great, though, Gale will get four million spirit crystals for free!" "That's right. He's just a mindless idiot. Just listen to what he said just now. He dared to tell Gale to shut up with such a commanding tone, and to not waste his time! I almost laughed when I heard that. Who does he think he is? Does he think he's some fantastic hero? "He even said that Gale was wasting his time. I wonder what's going on in his mind for him to say that. It's no longer just a jo

He made a fool of himself in front of the prettiest woman that he has ever seen in person. Enjoy your stay here? That is the best that he could come up with? That old, tired cliché line? She must thing that he is a complete and total idiot. Hell, at this point he is thinking the same dang thing. He is clearly dumb as a box of rocks. He sees a pretty woman and he blurts out stupidity. Smooth of him. Real smooth. “Hey! Wait a sec!”

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. ----------------------------------------------------------- Ever wondered what will you do when you don't want to do anything Nah you don't because I'm holding this phone and whoever is on the other side of it just want to laugh at my situation. I asked again, "Hello??????" "Parker is so clumsy, clumsy is a nerd but Parker is an idiot while I'm smart as fuck." "In your dreams" I muttered. "What did you just say?"

She needed to know if they called her stupid, ignorant, or sly. "I imagine so," he replied, and she hated him for knowing that he wouldn't be bothered by her constantly talking in his head. He wasn't affected by these things. "So spare me from insisting for hours. Did they say I'm dumb?" "Why would they say that when they don't even know you?" "Oh, I don't know, they might have said something similar." "They didn't say that, none of them." "Well, Otavio, what harm does it do to tell me what they said about the idiot who barged into your office during a meeting?"