South Park Liane Cartman Novels & Stories

Lian's face was in shock as she looked at all of the trees in the front yard, whitened with more rolls of toilet paper than I have ever seen in my life. "I think the easier answer would be who wouldn't. She's hurt a lot of egos, it literally could have been anyone." I felt my lip twitch in irritation as I parked the car and the three of us got out. "I think that I know exactly who it was." I hissed through clenched teeth, wanting nothing more than to send a stream of high pressured water right up-pretty boy's ..... "We'll stay and help." Lian gave me a half smile before her eyes went back to all of the toilet paper.

Her working hours were cut because she fainted. "You are so unstable, you were angry with me, accusing me of turning soft now. You're weird, Liana." Dhukk !!!! Liana kicks Nova in the leg. Liana remembers what the President Director said if Nova is lazy. Let's use physical strength instead of educational strength. "Director, you still have many tasks. So ever since I passed out, you were casually watching Naruto?" Liana said after knowing the laptop screen was showing Nova's favorite cartoon. "Work back, Director!" Said Liana firmly.

"Liana's Preferences: 1. Venison (Medium-rare/bloody). 2. Eggplant." Stuart had suggested a lakeside camping trip and BBQ for their date tomorrow. Zander smirked and sent out a command over the mind-link. "Tell the kitchen I need two crates of the best organic eggplants tomorrow." "Also, I want a fresh Red Deer hunted." Just then, a new message from Liana popped up. Liana: "Z, random question. Have you ever been... forcefully kissed or touched?" Liana: "If that happened, would you hate that person forever? Would you want to rip their throat out?"

Liana burst out from behind a pillar with her phone raised like a paparazzi photographer. Slade nearly jumped. “I WAS RECORDING THE WHOLE THING,” she announced proudly. “Delete it,” Slade said immediately. “No.” “Liana.” “No.” “Liana, I swear” “Mom!” she screamed. “Slade is emotionally constipated again!” Margo’s voice floated from the living room. “Tell him to unclench!” Slade’s eye twitched again. I held back a scream-laugh. He pinched the bridge of his nose.

As Lily tapped away on her phone calculator, she suddenly felt that the noise around her had escalated. People were casting glances her way and murmuring softly. Startled, she instinctively looked up and saw someone approaching the entrance of the ballroom. That short, rotund figure - it couldn't be anyone but Cartman! Lily shot up from her seat, her face turning instantly pale. That chubby swine! Didn't he say he wouldn't come?! Cartman had also spotted Lily and immediately quickened his pace, jogging toward her. Today, he had even bothered to wear a blue suit with a tie. It was clear he had made an effort to tidy up. However, it did nothing to mask his sleazy demeanor and the greasiness on

"Is she mean?" Carla plastered a beautiful, wide smile on her face before nodding. She tried to control her lips just so she wouldn't be seen spilling the real deal on these three girls. "Lian has an attitude," she said. "She is a really famous photographer, but whenever she sees someone who looks better than her in front of the lens, she’s unpleased. Then, whenever somebody fails to give her whatever she needed for the shot, she’s forever going to make fun of that person, and it’s super annoying."

Sharia didn't eye fuck him like Maya did Trenton, and no one else has made it obvious like what Aiden did with Lian. "She's been around a long time," Lupa answered quietly. Longer than you? Lupa chuckled. "Much longer." Sharia looked at her mom before looking back at Salila. "Sharia, ma'am." Salila smiled at Sharia before she casually waved her hand towards Lian. "You may continue." Lian rolled her eyes. "Aww. Thanks a bunch! As I was saying .... this shorter yet more muscular guy with ash colored hair is Matthew Afron. He's a selkie ....."

Su Lan: Sorry, you were too small so I didn't see you. Space Spirit: (Black lines going down his forehead) "Who are you calling small!" Su Lan and Pom Pom gave a look that says "you". Space Spirit: "Humph! So what if I look small I am older than both of you." Su Lan and Pom Pom: "Sure (Woof)....don't act like it." Space Spirit: "...." Spirit: "Why are you looking for me?" Su Lin: "I have a few questions I want to ask."

I rolled my eyes, watching her face turn red like a big tomato. "Back to you Liam," I sighed."I honestly thought being the captain of the basketball team, you'd be smart. Even if not too smart, at least a little. But you know how you behave? You're like a preschool kid. You're as dumb as.....you know Patrick from SpongeBob SquarePants right? Well that's your twin. I'd like to talk some sense into your head but I have useful things to do," I smiled, ignoring the angry glare he was giving me. I grabbed the bottle of Pepsi cola in the table and opened the can.