Spicy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“So you woke me up this early just to hear my voice?” “A sexy one at that. Has anyone ever told you, you reek of sexiness early in the morning?” “Cheesy, *chuckles* did anyone ever told you your pick up line sucks?” Danielle pouting “Actually no, anyways the reason I am calling is to invite you out for dinner, tonight. My treat!” Jayden getting tired of the call, almost yawned. “I am sorry but I don’t do dinner with mystery or secret admirers” “Ok fine, I will tell you who I am, but promise me you will give me a chance and not end the call or block me”

I panned the hanger over to her so she could slide her hot dog off the end. "Ketchup, mustard and cheese please"I said. "You don't like banana peppers on yours?" She asked. "No, I don't like any kind of pepper." "That's weird because a certain chef almost killed me with pepper some days ago." I laughed. "Do you want to get laid while we're out here? Because calling me weird isn't going to help with that.” Danica gasped. I continued. “We could...you know and I'd put the moves on you.” I said with a wink.

He smiles at me, and I look away. “What’s up?” He stumbles over his words a bit, trying to find the right ones. “I… I was just admiring your beauty.” I take a sip of my whiskey and let out a laugh. “That’s one of the worst pickup lines I’ve ever heard.” He doesn’t seem fazed. “That wasn’t a pickup line. It was a compliment.” I take a deep breath, amused by the situation. “Buddy, I know I’m beautiful and hot. I don’t need anyone to tell me that.”

“Not everyone is destined to be mopy all day.” “I was happy this morning.” Flipping him off, he just laughed and sat down on the other side of Jo. “Seriously, why are you so happy?” Beau leaned over Jo and looked at him. “I used this sick pickup line on a girl and it worked.” “I got one for you.” I said, glancing at Steele. “Oh yeah? Let’s hear it.” All eyes turned to me as I set my rag down. “Are you a smoke detector? Because you won’t shut up and fucking annoying.”

Spike started with a loud belly laugh which lasted a while before he said, "Oh good, I can call up and cancel you horse ..." I looked at him in shock, "WHY?" "Cause you only asked me if I really thought you had a pretty little ass; you didn't say anything about the horse." "OH YOU! You know what I mean. MEN! They can be such pain in the ass." "Ummmm ... Honey, if you don't want men to be a pain in your ass, offer him your pussy instead." "OH MY GOD! To think I woke up in such a great mood this morning!"

The symphony of flavors dances upon her taste buds, transcending her into a world of pure bliss. Not one to shy away from bold flavors, Beatrice steers her breakfast adventure towards The Spicy Shack, a hidden gem renowned for its fiery morning delights. With a daring spirit, she orders a plate of huevos rancheros, adorned with zesty salsa and a sprinkle of fiery jalapeños. As the heat builds in her mouth, a twinkle of satisfaction lights up her eyes, knowing she has conquered yet another culinary challenge.

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"

"'As you wish, my tempestuous temptress, I shall summon sustenance fit for a goddess.'" "Stop!" I threw a pillow at him, laughing. "No more lines tonight, I beg you." "Fine, fine," he said, dialing, but when the person answered he couldn't resist, "Yes, hello, two cheeseburgers, fries, extra pickles for my eternal flame here, and a bottle of whatever red you've got that pairs with post-coital bliss." I buried my face in the pillow, mortified and cracking up. "You're the worst."

I explain and wiggle my eyebrows suggestively. Since Ragh stops laughing suddenly and looks at me like I’m batshit crazy, just to emphasize the fact that I am, in fact, batshit crazy, I thrust my hips forward a couple of times, humping the empty air and groan, “hell yeah, spoons are the shit, demon boy. Don’t you just want to grab them and,” I hump the air a few more times, “fuck the living shit out of that stainless steel?”

I can guarantee you that my chat up lines are worse than anything you've ever heard! "spill Jones!" fuck her cheeky side is such a turn on. "haha, ok ok, feel my shirt. know what it's made of? boyfriend material!" "that's brilliant, another one?" "Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen!" she's laughing so hard that she has tears in her eyes and her laugh is music to my ears. "now your turn!" "I've only ever said a chat-up line to someone once and that was because I lost a bet but it was... I think there's something wrong with my phone. your numbers not in there!"