Spongebob Patrick Funny Novels & Stories

"She is so ugly! See her red hair and the way she dresses! She doesn't deserve to come here at all! " Outrageous! These kids are ridiculous! Who he called ugly! His face was ugly! My body trembled because I was angry. So they picked at me because I'm ugly?! My grandmother won a beauty crown in her teens! Was he calling my grandmother ugly in her teens?! "Give back to her the rabbit." Sponge girl said. Patrick grimaced. "No! Go away, you meddlesome girl!" Then what followed was an eye-opener for me. Sponge girl hit Patrick in the face with her small fist. Patrick fell down and started crying.

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

He barks when SpongeBob appears on TV. "You like SpongeBob, huh? Me too," I say as I continue having my cereal. After an hour or so of watching cartoon and trying to destract myself and my thoughts, I've already eaten one bar of chocolate and a quarter of the ice-cream is already settling down in my tummy. I'll have the cake later.

“SpongeBob?” “And you,” Sophia added, tapping her iPad and turning it toward me. “Look at this. ‘The Dangerous Lawyer, the Billionaire Dad, and the Internet’s Favorite Toddler of the Week.’” In the photo, I was laughing, hair flying, sunlight catching on the side of my face. Zane sat next to me, arm draped casually over the back of my chair, looking like a man who knew exactly how handsome, rich, and dangerously addictive he was, more potent than espresso shots mixed with unresolved daddy issues.

He asked, smirking stupidly as he took a mouthful of popcorn. "You dimwit, give me that!"I yelled, reaching out to grab my popcorn from him. "Language Henderson"He stated. "Shut up and give me my popcorn"I said and dragged the popcorn away from him. "Idiot"I muttered. I don't know why he derived pleasure in pissing me off all the time. "What are you watching?"He asked,facing the Tv screen where Spongebob squarepants was displaying. "Spongebob I see"He said and before i knew it,he took possession of the remote and changed the channel to WWE.

He wiggled his eyebrows at me while his eyes twinkled with amusement making me blushed and shook my head. "Walaykumsalam, morning! My dream was blank, no need of flattering yourself. I would rather dreamt of SpongeBob than dreamt of you," I playfully sneered at him, playing with my fingers. "Wow, that's nice and cool. I know you are obsessed with SpongeBob; I think I will have to compete with it now. Thank Allah, not with Tom and Jerry," he fake- gasped, holding his chest in a painful manner. "Your food is on the table," I said dismissively, trying hard not to laugh.

“You're my honeybunch, sugarplum. Pumpy-umpy-umpkin. You're my sweetie pie. You're my cuppycake, gumdummo, boogeyman, snowbear, you're the apple of my eye. And I love you so and I want you to know, that I'll always be right here. And I want to sing sweet songs to you because you are so dear... “I held both of his hands. “Sorry, I’m not sure of the lyrics. Haha, don't be as stupid as that brown square… Who’s that again? “ “Tss, you’re changing the subject.” “Guess first.” “Brown and square? What is that?” “If in ‘Your Stranger’ by Ms. International_Pen, the yellow cheese is called SpongeBob, what about in our story? Guess the brown square. SpongeBob is for Zhio because he’s smart. And you’re

He was wearing all white, with a polo shirt and white cargo pants and white desert boot yeezy sneakers, our outfits complemented each other quite well. He ordered the uber once I had finished my makeup whilst I was pre-drinking. "You look good and smell good babe", he complimented me as we were walking out the building. "Thank you", I responded getting into the uber and connecting the aux. "SpongeBob pet Gary, I'm a slimy mother fucker, Lookin' for a fairly odd mother like my name Crocker, green goblin not the grinch, stealin' out the stockings, how to dance , the chick from grease the pots stole made from crocker, oh the teeny bop pull up like a diaper on a toddler (huh, huh) strong like a

Not because he turned it on but because of the show he went to search for almost automatically like it's part of his daily routine. "Spongebob? Really?" I raise one eyebrow at him. He shrugs and laughs as soon as he hears Spongebob's nasal laughter. "Why not?" I narrow my eyes at him but continue eating. Well this is unexpected. I thought watching him grinning widely at the TV screen while shoveling food into his mouth. "Well for a beta, I didn't know you would even give a show like this the time of day," I say and he gasps and puts his hands on his chest as if I had just said the most hurtful thing. My eyebrow raising higher.

A sensation of happiness runs through my body as I come to realization – she already sees me as her daddy! I get off the bed and starts pacing around again. I only wish that she called me daddy under different circumstances. Why am I such a dick?!!! I am back to that place of frustration as I think again about how I fucked up my chances. “ Are ya ready kids? (Aye, aye, captain) I can't hear you (Aye, aye, captain) Oh Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?