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Marry me, Now!

Marry me, Now!

Nora replied. "Well, I mean..." Sebastian tried to find an excuse but couldn't find anything to save him from his beautiful daughter's accusation. He glanced at Tera, seeking her help. "Do you know the cartoon character who is a square and yellow in color? The underwater sponge creature?" "Ah, that yellow character under the sea. Yes, I remember, that's Patrick the Star's friend, right?" "Finally!" Tera sighed in relief, "Why do you remember Patrick more than the main character SpongeBob?"
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Seduction: The taste of Lust

Seduction: The taste of Lust

I ask him pointing the finger at myself, "kind of" he laughs and turn his face away from me leaving me all confused, "Why the hell are laughing?" He clears his throat and faces me again "Sorry" he tried his best to stop laughing but I can see it all. His eyes were dancing as he recall the last night's event. I definitely did something stupid otherwise he wouldn't be laughing like Spongebob who literally laughs at anything cause of his weird humor. I got closer to him and grabbed him by his collar, "tell me what happened last night or I'm gonna make sure this is the last time you laugh like this" I pause and look him straight in the eyes,
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He Was My Crush

He Was My Crush

he began, but I cut him off. "Hey! What's that supposed to mean?" I shot back. Patrick laughed, amused by the look on my face. It only made me even angrier. He sobered up." Just joking. Wanted to see that look on your face." He muttered, still stifling the laughter. I frowned a bit, but it eventually broke into a smile. Patrick's making fun of me. "Whatever." I groaned out. " It's not like you'll be there, anyway." He scoffed again.
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The Alpha's Keeper (English Version)

The Alpha's Keeper (English Version)

he replied. I shook my head. It looked like he wouldn't be able to practice again later. The dining room was just near the sofa so somehow I could watch what he was watching. I saw a yellow object there. It was box -shaped and had a holes with it. "What are you watching, Aikee?" I asked. He nodded and faced me. "It's called Spongebob, brother. It's a cartoon for kids," he replied. I frowned. "Are you still a kid? Aren't you 16 already?" I immediately asked.
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His Maid (ENGLISH)

His Maid (ENGLISH)

I only just realized that he was interested in my story. This promise is boring, "Tell me, I'm waiting." I'd like to eat first. Angry if you ask him, "Don't you want to sleep yet, Sir." We are currently sitting on the couch and enjoying the show. I don't feel drowsy yet, is that obvious? Perhaps you're simply trying to get yourself to sleep because it's late at night and you have no idea what time it is. I laughed out loud as I abruptly remembered his boxer, SpongeBob. Is he actually a fan of Sponge Bob? Perhaps he was a spongebob fan when he was a kid. I find it adorable to think of him viewing in that way.
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Innocently Falling

Innocently Falling

Sulking forgotten silent treatment abort! "Are you ready kids? (Aye, aye Captain) I can't hear you (aye, aye Captain) Ooh Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (Spongebob Squarepants) Absorbant and yellow and porous is he (Spongebob Squarepants) If nautical nonsense be something you wish (Spongebob Squarepants) Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! (Spongebob Squarepants) ready? Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants
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Skylar's Revenge

Skylar's Revenge

we're all drunk and tipsy right now "Spongebob you in there!!" Charlie yells as she looks at a pineapple "That's a pine tree you idiot" Kelly laughs as Charlie bulges, it's obvious he's drunk "Ouch!!"I whine holding my hand where Jen just threw a ball at me "You stupid pokèmon" drunk Jen yells at me stomping her feet in anger "What the fuck!!!"Someone yells from the door we all turn around and look at Danny with wide eyes "Boss hurry up" the butthead shouts from the door frame. we stood up and walk to the wall in a straight line Jen is at my left side , Kelly on her left and Charlie is at my right footsteps can be heard, coming our way
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Unexpected rebound.

Unexpected rebound.

Maya and I laid lazily on my couch, watching Ted over and over again till we became tired. Most of the time, Tristan and the thunder buddy song raced through my thoughts. I hadn't been seeing much of him since he saved me from taking a blow. I grabbed the remote and changed the channel to Nickelodeon. My eyes brightened when I saw SpongeBob on screen. Even if I was eighteen, SpongeBob was definitely a cartoon I'd never stop watching. How could anyone be like SpongeBob? He was very annoying and didn't know when to quit, but I still loved him.
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Ginger And Rage

Ginger And Rage

8 YEARS AGO "I like Patrick better because he's a starfish." Garriet said and I rolled my eyes. "But sponge Bob is smart and Patrick is dumb." I frowned getting angry as I swung my sailor moon lunch box and held her hand. Daddy said I should always protect Garriet because she has a weak heart. "Rage don't insult Patrick he's my friend," she warned. "Ok I won't anymore." I told her and we got into the lonely bridge road.
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The Mansion {Madres Mansion}

The Mansion {Madres Mansion}

Turns out I was lost in thought and causing traffic. My nose is welcomed with the smell of wet wood. I raise my head and my eyes widen in absolute... Shock, dismay, disbelief or disgust!?.. You know when Mr. Krabs from spongebob sees something bad and then his eyes break and he replaces them? Well if I could do that, it would be the best reaction to this scene right now!
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