Spongebob Patrick Funny Novels & Stories

I stepped closer to Bennet and faced him seriously. "Well, probably because Spongebob is an adorable character even if he's just a sponge who tried to live under the sea. He's yellow and... has huge eyes and his attitude is somewhat childish," I answered. "Hmmm. Like a little silly blond boy with cute blue eyes," Bennet said softly. "Exactly. Most women find them irresistible..." I added. Bennet nodded before absentmindedly scratching his head. "And what about that?" "What the hell?" I asked with a frown.

"Um....kid, what's your name?" "Patrick." "Hi, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?" I joked, but the kid doesn’t seem to get it. Patrick just tilted his head to the side. "Never mind. My name is Hailey. Nice to meet you, Patrick." He didn't say anything. Well this is awkward. "So um.....tell me, Patrick. What are you doing in this building? Are you lost?" He nodded. "Do you...or do you know someone here that I could take you to?"

Right now, all he wanted to do was to drag Patrick, the worst of the worst, out of his damn depravity! Suddenly, Patrick's self-deprecating chuckle came out unexpectedly. Sean was stunned for a second and asked, "What are you laughing at?" He grabbed Patrick's collar even harder, but Patrick didn't stop laughing. Instead, he laughed harder. "What the fuck are you laughing at? Is it so funny?" Sean scolded angrily.

The other guys,three in number who stood around them laughs. "Sometimes I wonder what's gotten into you babe"The said Patrick retorts, laughing in between. "I told you Pat,this isn't school,Okay?"she replies"and I told you to stop calling me that" "What? 'Babe'?" He begins to laugh again and I felt disgusted at this guy. I didn't know if my irritation towards him was because he was a complete scumbag to women or because of the stupid look on his face which gave his idiotic personality away at a first glance. Or because of how he kept trying to grab that lady without her consent.

She looked at him, blinking twice with pouted lips. "What?" "How the hell are you enjoying this?" he asked. "Huh?" "How can there be fire underwater? A car crashes into them, and they get up the next second. SpongeBob sliced himself into pieces, and a snail… the snail meowed! It’s not a fucking cat! And Patrick literally swallowed his own brain and laughed. How the fûck Sandy able to stay underwater? And what’s a rocket doing under the—" Morticia’s laughter cut him off, echoing through the room as Klaus stared at her seriously, only making her laugh harder.

l was replied with a smack on my head as Giovanni said"U don't have a job so trust that money was never earnt" I was calculatong my options so l did the only think l could think off which was playing dumband say stupid things."Oh hey Gio l did not see you there what a lovely weather we have today hmm l have been thinking why does spongebob live under the sea when he can just live in a sink it would be nice having a sponge doing our dishes just for a penny don't you think but l think..."

The servant's voice was no longer excited. "Ah, it doesn't work, bro. I was a schoolboy I still have no money." Gerald answered lightly. I'm embarrassed. I want to sink my head into Bikini Bottom and register to be the mayor of Bikini Bottom. It is better to be friends with Patrick and Spongebob or to be Squidward's twins than to be with Gerald, which is embarrassing. "Come on, honey. Thanks for the free date, bro." Gerald hugged my back. I was silent because I was embarrassed.