Spongebob Patrick Funny Novels & Stories

Alessia's POV I thought I looked funny in the yellow dress my mum had me wear, but it's nothing compared to how funny Patrick looked in his yellow suit. What the hell? Not the both of us being a look alike to SpongeBob. I wanted to burst into a fit of laughter and had to hold onto my dress to prevent myself from choking.

" I say throwing her arm around my shoulders. "Are those chocolates." She frowns when we got to the stairs. This is really going to be hard. "Do you know sponge Bob is a sponge?" She looks up to me expectantly. "I like sponge Bob, I mean his nice and makes nice crabby paddies." Another step up. "But I don't like Patrick he is so mean." Another step up. "And Mr crab is just too in love with money, just like that son of a chocolate." That should be me.

The fact that it’s a discussion among the Family I needed to excuse myself. The weather is chilly and I don’t think I have the energy it takes to bath right now, so … I will just have to leave it for morning i groaned as I used the last strength in me to pull of my clothes and pull in my matching spongebob and Patrick star pajamas. Don’t even think of laughing.

"And keep the haters in their dusty corners." And with that, I sauntered in. Hello people,I smiled, throwing My little white hair with a wink. I waved up! The box of cupcakes I had brought in like it was a Peace accord from a glittering kingdom. "Cupcakes, darlings! With love and a bit too much frosting!" Sue blinked at me like I was an alien. We'd been Squidward and SpongeBob for weeks now—me, grumpy and frazzled; her, contagiously sunny. So when she burst out laughing and swept me into a hug, I came close to gasping.

What’s more surprising is that I notice that he also has a heavy aura that surrounds him which is a unique thing for someone this young. He has fair white skin, pouty cute lips, black smooth hair, and chubby cheeks. He was wearing a cute Spongebob shirt, long pants, and cute Spongebob shoes as well. He has a bag on his back and it was a Spongebob too. "What's your name?" I asked while trying to make my voice as gentle as possible despite my expression being cold. He shook his head and changed his expression into a serious one, "I'm sorry but my father said that I shouldn't talk to strangers so I can’t tell you my name." He mumbled while trying to be serious which I found amusing and I even s

JOY “Dad, you’re worse than a kid. This cartoon isn’t for you. You need to go to bed!” I yelled at Dad, who smiled at me, his eyes much brighter than before. Paige stared at me from the couch, giggling at my father being scolded. “I can’t help it. This is amazing. Who knew SpongeBob SquarePants could be so hilarious . . . but also, a bit inappropriate for kids.” I shrugged. “I know. But Dad, you’ve taken your sleeping pills already. So, if you don’t sleep now, you’ll be awake all night.”

But I make no promises to answer every question o 😌😌 I still have to keep up the enigmatic aura 😉 Oh, yeah, a question I've been meaning to ask somebody all this while; Please, who knows when Plankton in SpongeBob SquarePants is finally going to successfully steal Mr Krabs' Formula and use it? 🙄🤦🏽‍♀️ Because after several years of not watching that cartoon, I finally go back to it and discover that he's still trying to successfully steal it 😑 ♟️

I genuinely had no idea how he’d gotten it so right. "I… I used to love SpongeBob," he admitted, shifting his weight as if he regretted saying it. "Boss, you still love it," Cale added from behind us, amusement thick in his voice. I laughed as Slade shot Cale a hard glare. The look was sharp enough to cut glass, but held no real anger.

He began to speak in a slow manner. "🎤Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants!🔊" "🎤Absorbant and yellow and poreous is he~🔊" "🎤Spongebob Squarepants...🔊" The expressions of the people nearby were already on the brink of collapse. Andrew seemed entirely unfazed and composed, singing through to the climax, "🎤Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants...🔊"

Bruna gasps as her mouth draws an 'o'. Troy looks at his watch. "It's 7:10 pm." "Noooo!" Bruna cries out. "I'm 10 minutes late for SpongeBob!" Really? A cartoon? She kicks my legs from her lap and sinks on the couch to watch SpongeBob. She's acting as if this is her house. It's not. "Oh," Bruna sits up on the couch looking at Troy and me. "I almost forgot!" She taps her forehead. "Guess what?"