Spongebob Patrick Funny Novels & Stories

Before he could finish the thought, a burst of laughter interrupted him. "Ahahaha!" Izzie was practically doubled over on the sofa. "Patrick’s so silly! He doesn’t know anything!" Sebastian blinked. The television was playing another episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Meanwhile, Izzie appeared entirely unbothered by what had just happened. Surely she’d heard the chair fall. The noise had been impossible to miss. Yet she hadn’t even looked away from the screen. Either she's completely absorbed in the programme, Sebastian thought, or she's deliberately ignoring it.

8 YEARS AGO "I like Patrick better because he's a starfish." Garriet said and I rolled my eyes. "But sponge Bob is smart and Patrick is dumb." I frowned getting angry as I swung my sailor moon lunch box and held her hand. Daddy said I should always protect Garriet because she has a weak heart. "Rage don't insult Patrick he's my friend," she warned. "Ok I won't anymore." I told her and we got into the lonely bridge road.

Turns out I was lost in thought and causing traffic. My nose is welcomed with the smell of wet wood. I raise my head and my eyes widen in absolute... Shock, dismay, disbelief or disgust!?.. You know when Mr. Krabs from spongebob sees something bad and then his eyes break and he replaces them? Well if I could do that, it would be the best reaction to this scene right now!

Alessia's POV I thought I looked funny in the yellow dress my mum had me wear, but it's nothing compared to how funny Patrick looked in his yellow suit. What the hell? Not the both of us being a look alike to SpongeBob. I wanted to burst into a fit of laughter and had to hold onto my dress to prevent myself from choking.

" I say throwing her arm around my shoulders. "Are those chocolates." She frowns when we got to the stairs. This is really going to be hard. "Do you know sponge Bob is a sponge?" She looks up to me expectantly. "I like sponge Bob, I mean his nice and makes nice crabby paddies." Another step up. "But I don't like Patrick he is so mean." Another step up. "And Mr crab is just too in love with money, just like that son of a chocolate." That should be me.

Patrick started laughing at what I said, and I was confused. "Man, we both made terrible choices in the past." Patrick laughed as if my divorce and him being abandoned on the eve of his wedding were some kind of joke. It was impossible not to laugh with him. "Don't even get me started, Patrick. And would you believe Sabrina showed up at the police station today?" I told him, and he looked at me as if it wasn't news at all. "And you thought she would give up so easily?" Patrick was right, Sabrina wouldn't give up. "My friend, that woman is like a plague when she wants something, you should know that by now."

" Laura, honestly, it's a long story and you're gonna hate me if I tell you. " She rolled her eyes at her, " I won't hate you for anything."Go ahead, tell me." " I can't remember the last time I ever watched cartoons, I mean I saw myself watching one in my dream. And guess what, it's spongebob squarepants! " Laura continued biting her finger, acting like she never heard a thing. " That was the most hilarious dream I have ever heard." " I told ya, you're gonna hate me if I told you. " I checked the wall clock. " What's keeping Hilda so long? It's almost like ten minutes now. "

The main peanut in the package, complete with his shiny forehead and fake smile: Doc Pat.

Instead, he rolled his eyes and prepared his comeback. "Yeah, sure, but if we use my method and hit the change button, we can get some money too, Einstein," he retorted, striking a pose like that Spongebob meme. "Okay, first, if we weren't already looking suspicious, getting loose change from the vending machine will definitely do the job. Never mind the fact that your method takes at least twice as long as mine does. And second," I put my hands on my hips, "did you just Spongebob meme me?"

I genuinely had no idea how he’d gotten it so right. "I… I used to love SpongeBob," he admitted, shifting his weight as if he regretted saying it. "Boss, you still love it," Cale added from behind us, amusement thick in his voice. I laughed as Slade shot Cale a hard glare. The look was sharp enough to cut glass, but held no real anger.